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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2015, 08:54:55 pm »

"Did you touch any of my stuff?! Give it to me!!!"
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #61 on: October 01, 2015, 06:13:06 am »

Terrance calmly takes out a multitude of tourist-y items from his bag, including a pair of binoculars, a length of hiking rope, and for some reason a red ukulele with “Not all those who wander are lost” written on it in black marker. Terrance can't play the ukulele. Instead he sits on one of the chairs and waits for the others to be ready.
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #62 on: October 02, 2015, 09:45:25 am »

Considerable? C-considerable? H-h-h-h-how l-l-l-long?
Eva's image goes fuzzy for a few second before she responds

"You have been in stasis for: Five hundred and two years. Thirty Six days. And 8 hours. Please, try not to panic."

"Did you touch any of my stuff?! Give it to me!!!"
The spider drones drag your bags over to you. Everything is, in fact, still like the day you put it there.

Terrance calmly takes out a multitude of tourist-y items from his bag, including a pair of binoculars, a length of hiking rope, and for some reason a red ukulele with "“Not all those who wander are lost” written on it in black marker. Terrance can't play the ukulele. Instead he sits on one of the chairs and waits for the others to be ready.

You sit down and calmly wait. For a moment, you'd swear EVA smiled at you.
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #63 on: October 02, 2015, 10:23:04 am »

"You have been in stasis for: Five hundred and two years. Thirty Six days. And 8 hours. Please, try not to panic."

((Pro tip: It's lying! It was only 8 hours.))
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2015, 02:29:22 pm »

Alexander sits heavily on the nearest surface and stares, shocked.

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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2015, 05:01:06 pm »

I take out a chocolate bar from my backpack and begin to eat it. Maybe if I eat enough I'll forget about all this...
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2015, 05:15:05 pm »

Alexander sits heavily on the nearest surface and stares, shocked.
You sit on the corner of the little table and stare at EVA, shocked. Five hundred years is a pretty long time. What even happened to the world in the meantime.

Three of the spiderbots climb onto eachother, and the one on top gently pats you on the back.

"There there, try not to take it too hard. It only gets worse from here on in. Please don't panic."

I take out a chocolate bar from my backpack and begin to eat it. Maybe if I eat enough I'll forget about all this...
You grab a chocolate bar from your backpack and eat it. While you're chewing, you let your mind wander from the situation at hand. Maybe this is all a dream. Maybe she will say that it was all a test in a minute. Maybe eating a five hundred and two year old chocolate bar isn't the best idea. THank god it's mostly just chemicals and preservatives, it even tastes just like you remember it.
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2015, 09:06:57 pm »

Three of the spiderbots climb onto eachother, and the one on top gently pats you on the back.

"There there, try not to take it too hard. It only gets worse from here on in. Please don't panic."

((Adorable, surreal, and disquieting))

Alexander looks up for a moment, eyes widening.
W-worse?
He then seems to deflate, placing his head in his hands and his elbows on his knees.
worse ...

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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #68 on: October 03, 2015, 11:18:58 am »

"I want to look outside. Show me a window..."
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #69 on: October 04, 2015, 05:07:04 pm »

Three of the spiderbots climb onto eachother, and the one on top gently pats you on the back.

"There there, try not to take it too hard. It only gets worse from here on in. Please don't panic."

((Adorable, surreal, and disquieting))

Alexander looks up for a moment, eyes widening.
W-worse?
He then seems to deflate, placing his head in his hands and his elbows on his knees.
worse ...
The spider bots keep patting your back rythmically.

"I am afraid so."

EVA goes fuzzy again for a few seconds

"It would seem that two others have been spared the eternal stasis. They are making their way here now."

"I want to look outside. Show me a window..."
"I am unable to comply with that request. This facility is located underground, there are no windows."

Amina and Alexander wander into the room, wearing the same grey shorts and t-shirts as the rest wore when they exited their pod room. Their luggage, what little of it actually arrived, is on the pile with the rest.

((Welcome conein and wipeout1024. ALso, everyone, would you guys like me to keep track of inventories or would you rather put it in a spoiler at the end of your posts?))
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #70 on: October 04, 2015, 06:10:34 pm »

Amina looks around trying to find her things. She spots her roller bag, and starts to sift through it.
"Where's my stuff! Somebody, please help me find it!" Oh, this is a lot of wahala we are getting into..."
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #71 on: October 04, 2015, 06:13:02 pm »

((I can spoiler mine if it's easier. Currently I have the clothes I am wearing. I don't think Alexander packed practically. Just clothes for the season and basic toiletries. Oh, I guess I have three spiderbots now :P))

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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #72 on: October 05, 2015, 02:34:01 am »

So we are in or are we going to be next turn?
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #73 on: October 05, 2015, 05:17:25 am »

((I can spoiler mine if it's easier. Currently I have the clothes I am wearing. I don't think Alexander packed practically. Just clothes for the season and basic toiletries. Oh, I guess I have three spiderbots now :P))
((It might be safer overall. I'm not terribly good at keeping track of small objects))
So we are in or are we going to be next turn?
((You're in, you character entered the room already.))
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Re: Roll to take the best vacation in the universe: episode 4: EVA
« Reply #74 on: October 05, 2015, 05:22:26 am »

"huh, so what's going on over here? Who are these people? "

Alexander throws everyone's stuff away trying to find his own stuff.
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