Round 20: Supreme Ultimate Tiger Woods No JutsuLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (9.7 inches)Time: Evening NAV brushes right past the officer in the alleyway, who stands there mouth agape and body shaking. In the snowy darkness he sees lights flashing in the middle of the street, among them a man in a suit, not someone who would normally be a police officer. With them in his sights, NAV races forward, his Golf Club held above his head in the style of a war club. Attracted by the noise of fast footsteps crushing ice, an officer swings his light over towards the alleyway and spots NAV. "He's here!" (10+3+2 vs. 2) Before they can even raise their guns up, NAV slashes his golf club in a horizontal arc, still about two feet away from the policemen. He doesn't need to be close however, the shockwave produced by his attack cuts through the air like a spinning sawblade. All of Hawk's police entourage are decapitated, and he steps back as bodies and heads litter the ground around him. (5 vs. 2) Hawk fires the Riot Shotgun and a single beanbag is sent careening into NAV's torso. It doesn't do any damage, but it does sent NAV to the ground, rolling a few solid feet away, giving Hawk enough time to fire another shot or run.
Person forks over his Luger and comes out the Pawn Shop a little more than $600 richer. Following the exchange, he searches for a hospital or clinic, and finds all of them to be ruined and abandoned in the local area; it appears that there weren't too many medical centers when the city was normal anyways. He does come across a sort of ad-hoc clinic improvised in one of the temporary sheltering areas where the civilians of Denmark have fled. The volunteer workers are hesitant to work with a tournament contestant after the destruction of their town, but after several minutes of assuring them that he took no part in the collateral damage, Person is given treatment. [All wounds Healed.]
Abstract claims no motive for his deeds other than altruism. He exits City Hall and heads further into Green Bay, stopping at a local barbershop to get a new cut. (5+2) The barber is experienced and is able to give him a fresh and professional look, and goes to great lengths to prevent hair from getting on his WWI Uniform. However, when the barber rings him up a price of $24, Abstract realizes he lacks any monetary funds.
Execute flexes metallic wings before the shocked crowd of thousands.
"NOW DOES ANYONE DISBELIEVE MY STRENGTH?" The question to challenge skeptics goes unanswered.
"MY LOYAL SERVANT, YURI, STAND UP, WE HAVE MUCH TO DO FOR THIS TRIBE." Yuri stands up much more slowly than usual as Execute takes him and explains to him his plan to defeat the invaders. (7+2) Execute arranges for the most skilled warriors to come with him and Yuri and are taught the ways of the firearm. The concept is alien to them at first, having lived for thousands of years on swords, spears and bows, but they quickly learn to harness the power of flintlock and by the end of the day can hit a tree at 100 meters away. They are sent off to show their newfound knowledge to their subordinates. (2+2) Execute then attempts to tamper with the armor in order to make it more adaptable to the natives, but his 21st century engineering knowledge is too much for the 16th century armor; while it was at the cutting-edge of military technology during its creation, to him it's rudimentary, almost primitive and hardly better than the shields that the natives already had. Even cutting it or melting it down into different shape produces unwieldy and random results. Execute concludes would be more efficient for the natives to learn new weaponry and tactics rather than having to adapt to shoddy armor.
During this time, a shaman offers to heal Yuri of his scars. Yuri accepts, and with the use of special oils and herbs, Yuri's face comes out fresh. [Wounds Healed]
The Emperor approaches Execute. "Spirit, your guidance is legendary among our soldiers, they are quickly learning to use the power of the thunder-stick and will surely surpass the skill of the Pale Men. But our time grows short, I can hear the roar of their magic come closer every day. They bring large thunder sticks that roll on wheels, spears that have many heads, but most terrifying, four-legged beasts that are as fast as a cougar but much larger."
Greatness trundles down the hillside and spots the light emitted from one of the camps at the edge of town, where many people are congregated. As he approaches, the people say nothing to him; if he gets to close to any of them, they back away. The samurai activates his Mindwarper Helmet and delves into the mind of the villagers to gain intelligence on his competition. (4) The thoughts of those around him are at worst useless and at best vague. The most he can find are images of burning buildings and fire coming down from the sky, and emergency vehicles racing downtown. Even without the use of his helmet, Greatness's intuitive Bushido instinct tell him that someone important may not be far from his location...
Nunzillor bows and accepts the truck driver's offer. She climbs into the passenger seat as the truck climbs back onto the snowy road, steadily moving down the highway. "I couldn't exactly leave a soul out here on a night like this, even if you did dress prepared!" He chuckles as the truck turns onto the exit for Manitowoc. "Say miss, you don't sound like your from here. Are you one of those Asian tourists who come here for the skiing?" Once in Manitowoc territory, he stops the truck in a parking lot for a Sports Bar & Grill.
Ukranian Ranger walks towards the police officers intending to help, when shes sees a man run out an alleyway towards them. She tries to yell out and warn them, but it's too late; she's watches the wiki-warrior swing something and then all of the police officer's fall over, heads rolling all over the place. Ranger has to take a step back, in all of her years of martial arts training she had never seen a technique or weapon that could kill three armed police officers simultaneously. The man in the suit shoots the aggressor with some sort of gun and he goes flying back. Neither of them had spotted her yet.
Darkness has set in for the night. Rolls requiring Vision (including attacks from Ranged Weapons) are all penalized; the farther away, the greater the penalty. The penalty is removed if the target area is lit up. (Because of the damage to Denmark, the general power system including the street lamps are down.)
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger)
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Person
Gender: Male
Nationality: American
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
N.O.R.A.D.: +4 Anti-Air Awareness & Combat
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Assets: $610, PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun [35/35], +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol [7/10], Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken), Toolbox
Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian
Altbier: +2 Brewing, + Container of Altbier Beer
Walter Morgan: +2 Golf, +Golf Club
Vetterli Rifle: +Vetterli Rifle
Shalya: +2 Archery, +3 Maces, +2 Ancient Combat, +Abilities: Feeds Off Anger + Treachery of Duryodana
Catherine Spencer: +2 Writing, +2 Romance
Status: Furious Enemies: +2 to Offensive Rolls
Assets: Container of Altbier Beer, Golf Club, Vetterli Rifle [9/11]
Abilities:
Feeds Off Anger - Increases in power the angrier his opponents get.
Treachery of Duryodana - Must fight for the benefit of the Kaurava People.
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Normal
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill, Riot Gun [5/6]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Left Forearm Shot (Light Bleeding, -2 to Two-handed Actions)
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Status: Normal
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
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