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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002073 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4380 on: December 19, 2016, 07:07:13 pm »

... are you implying that we aren't the best at hating ourselves?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4381 on: December 19, 2016, 07:12:24 pm »

* martinuzz runs for the hills
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4382 on: December 19, 2016, 07:21:42 pm »

* martinuzz runs for the hills

But there are no hills in Netherlands, or mountains.

* smjjames runs for the mountains, which we've got plenty of.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4383 on: December 19, 2016, 07:36:40 pm »

But there are no hills in Netherlands, or mountains.
We have hills, we don't have mountains. (<500m is a hill, >500 a mountain, our highest point is at the three-nation-point in between Belgium, Luxemburg and the Netherlands, the Vaalserberg (mislabeled a 'berg' = mountain) at 322.7 meters high). The whole province of Limburg is pretty hilly. Our eastern provinces have some hills too, most notably the national park Hoge Veluwe, and the 'berg and dal' area near the city of Nijmegen.
Our eastern hills aren't formed by tectonic activity though, but rather by the last ice age, with the ice mass' weight pushing up the land in it's trail. The Limburg hills are the Ardennes' foothills.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4384 on: December 19, 2016, 07:46:36 pm »

So when you say 'run for the hills', you really mean 'run for Luxemburg'?


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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4385 on: December 19, 2016, 08:59:21 pm »

Yeah, the company that owns the truck is from Poland. The Polish owner already called in to the police. His nephew was supposed to be driving the truck. It is now thought that that is the dead body found in the passenger seat. Starting to look like either the truck got stolen, or the by-rider killed the driver and took control.

This looks to be exactly the situation. They're saying that the dead passenger in the front seat is a Polish citizen. Not much of anything on the suspect other than a probably unconfirmed 'he's from Pakistan and he arrived as a refugee back in February.'
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4386 on: December 20, 2016, 01:51:21 am »

Personally I think we should ban automatic assault trucks. They are too dangerous and why would you want to walk the streets with one? Give up your trucks, citizen, trust the government to take care of you.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4387 on: December 20, 2016, 03:43:55 am »

Guys was from AfPak apparently.  Dang Merkel for welcoming Syrians!
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« Reply #4388 on: December 20, 2016, 04:18:59 am »

Personally I think we should ban automatic assault trucks. They are too dangerous and why would you want to walk the streets with one? Give up your trucks, citizen, trust the government to take care of you.

Think of the children!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4389 on: December 20, 2016, 04:56:16 am »

Guys was from AfPak apparently.  Dang Merkel for welcoming Syrians!

He came in as a refugee at the start of this year, though. ???

Personally I think we should ban automatic assault trucks. They are too dangerous and why would you want to walk the streets with one? Give up your trucks, citizen, trust the government to take care of you.

Think of the children!

Almost 3800 people are killed by large trucks each year! We should ban large trucks!

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4390 on: December 20, 2016, 05:10:34 am »

It'll be interesting to learn more about the guy.  90%+ of Pakistani asylum seeker have their claim rejected.  I wonder if he decided to do his thing after a rejected claim.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4391 on: December 20, 2016, 05:42:54 am »

Almost 3800 people are killed by large trucks each year! We should ban large trucks!
Most terrorist victims in Europe were killed in French and German cities. Let's ban French and German cities.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4392 on: December 20, 2016, 06:10:54 am »

It'll be interesting to learn more about the guy.  90%+ of Pakistani asylum seeker have their claim rejected.  I wonder if he decided to do his thing after a rejected claim.

What if he did it after he got told "No" by a German girl? That'll mean it was justified!

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4393 on: December 20, 2016, 06:19:01 am »

Guys was from AfPak apparently.  Dang Merkel for welcoming Syrians!

He came in as a refugee at the start of this year, though. ???

Personally I think we should ban automatic assault trucks. They are too dangerous and why would you want to walk the streets with one? Give up your trucks, citizen, trust the government to take care of you.

Think of the children!

Almost 3800 people are killed by large trucks each year! We should ban large trucks!

Only officials should operate trucks! They should be stored centrally in secure, guarded, armored warehouses only! The citizens of EU demand security!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #4394 on: December 20, 2016, 07:00:29 am »

Almost 3800 people are killed by large trucks each year! We should ban large trucks!
Most terrorist victims in Europe were killed in French and German cities. Let's ban French and German cities.

Brussels ain't French.
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