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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8250 on: July 09, 2018, 07:53:45 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8251 on: July 09, 2018, 09:17:34 am »

Huh. Looks like the UK is down a foreign secretary (?) as bojo resigns.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8252 on: July 09, 2018, 09:24:48 am »

Huh. Looks like the UK is down a foreign secretary (?) as bojo resigns.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8253 on: July 09, 2018, 09:37:47 am »

Indeed. I only hope someone better is appointed...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8254 on: July 09, 2018, 09:39:50 am »

I wonder if Trump is thinking 'maybe this isn't a great time to visit them?' At this rate, Theresa May is going to resign just as Trump gets there.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8255 on: July 09, 2018, 09:43:37 am »

Ahh the Tories. They didn’t choose the start of the negotiations to deal with May, when she said they required strong and stable leadership as she punted a 20-point poll lead into the long grass over a six week period, so they choose 15 months in when they still haven’t figured out wtf they actually need to do to potentially trigger a no confidence vote in parliament.

This White Paper is going to shit things right up.

I guess the only question is are Labour going to be stupid (ballsy?) enough to call for a vote of no confidence.

I don’t even know how that works *furiously googles*
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8256 on: July 09, 2018, 09:46:19 am »

Wonder what Gove is thinking at the top of his tower...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8257 on: July 09, 2018, 09:49:04 am »

This White Paper is going to shit things right up.

It sounds like things were already 'shitted right up', given that it's Mays leadership, or lack thereof, that led to this point.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8258 on: July 09, 2018, 09:53:16 am »

Aye, but we have Mogg’s group not-particularly-secret cabal of 40-ish Tory MPs waiting on that White Paper to properly disagree with their leader on her compromise that really just shits on both sides of the issue.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8259 on: July 09, 2018, 10:02:54 am »

I guess the only question is are Labour going to be stupid (ballsy?) enough to call for a vote of no confidence.

I don’t even know how that works *furiously googles*
Labour can, but they're waiting for the Conservatives to call it instead, so they don't inadvertently force the Conservatives to unite in the same way that Theresa May forced Labour to unite. Vote of no confidence is a matter of last resort, as it is the nuclear option and the real objective is to get May to reconsider her wheatfield ruining life choices

Wonder what Gove is thinking at the top of his tower...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8260 on: July 09, 2018, 02:15:09 pm »

Going by the writing on the wall it seems likely the Conservatives will split over this.

Does anybody know if there is precedent of this in British politics?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8261 on: July 09, 2018, 02:39:44 pm »

Going by the writing on the wall it seems likely the Conservatives will split over this.

Does anybody know if there is precedent of this in British politics?
There is a rather ironic comparison to be made between PM Theresa May and PM Margaret Thatcher
PM Margaret Thatcher got ousted in a leadership contest spawned after she dismissed her rebellious cabinet demanding that she sign the UK up to the European Exchange Rate Mechanism & sign up to the Euro currency
PM Theresa May's just dismissed her rebellious cabinet demanding that she withdraw the UK from the European Union

So whether leadership contest or vote of no confidence, the threat to her career is real. Don't think the Tories will actually do anything unless Theresa May holds steadfast to her white paper, as it will dramatically boost the chances of Labour dominating UK politics. That said, more than three quarters of Tory voters voted to leave, and are getting real sick of the fact that the MPs elected to represent them keep supporting remain. So if they do nothing, they're guaranteeing Labour dominating UK politics as long as Corbyn sticks to his euroscepticism. I'd rather not go to gulag but I'll take it if it means leaving the EU

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« Reply #8262 on: July 09, 2018, 08:28:01 pm »

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/09/626095187/spains-socialist-leader-sets-a-new-course-on-migrants-gender-and-catalonia

Interesting, I was not aware that Spain was under new leadership. This looks significantly better then the clusterfuck that was going on before.
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« Reply #8263 on: July 09, 2018, 11:48:08 pm »

Indeed. I only hope someone better is appointed...
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Nope, Jeremy Hunt, whoever that is.... https://www.axios.com/jeremy-hunt-replaces-boris-johnson-as-foreign-secretary-a9c5833d-b5cc-4e51-a79c-7268737c674f.html

edit: The long running health secretary apparently, go me speedreading. Seems like a fast patch bandaid to put in a loyalist for the position regardless of experience.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8264 on: July 10, 2018, 03:32:26 am »

Nope, Jeremy Hunt, whoever that is.... https://www.axios.com/jeremy-hunt-replaces-boris-johnson-as-foreign-secretary-a9c5833d-b5cc-4e51-a79c-7268737c674f.html

edit: The long running health secretary apparently, go me speedreading. Seems like a fast patch bandaid to put in a loyalist for the position regardless of experience.
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Theresa May just replaced Boris Johnson with perhaps the 4th least popular politician in the entire country
Jeremy Hunt is infamous for having used his time as health secretary to say he wasn't all about privatising the NHS (even though he wrote a book about privatising the NHS) and spent his whole time as health secretary awarding commercial contracts to private companies to provide Healthcare... Theresa May is made out of NEOLIBS
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