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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1008025 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10575 on: February 04, 2020, 08:06:03 am »

Google it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10576 on: February 04, 2020, 08:20:11 am »

Do Tatu count as Eurobeat?

Is there a special Russobeat subgenre of Eurobeat?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10577 on: February 04, 2020, 08:27:01 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10579 on: February 04, 2020, 09:09:20 am »

Which party wants to destroy the EU?

All red-blooded left wing parties

Kind of. Or, yes but not yet. The EU is center-right, but also that's significantly better than non-EU GB.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10580 on: February 04, 2020, 09:54:16 am »

Which party wants to destroy the EU?

All red-blooded left wing parties

Kind of. Or, yes but not yet. The EU is center-right, but also that's significantly better than non-EU GB.

Eu is far-right neoliberal.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10581 on: February 04, 2020, 10:00:02 am »

Which party wants to destroy the EU?

All red-blooded left wing parties

Kind of. Or, yes but not yet. The EU is center-right, but also that's significantly better than non-EU GB.

Eu is far-right neoliberal.

Could be. I don't live there, so it's difficult to tell. I'm living in a country that wouldn't help fight your fascists until we were done building our own concentration camps, so politics is "somewhat" skewed.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10582 on: February 04, 2020, 03:30:13 pm »

Could be. I don't live there, so it's difficult to tell. I'm living in a country that wouldn't help fight your fascists until we were done building our own concentration camps, so politics is "somewhat" skewed.
EU is the kind of far-right which outsources its resource extraction and political repression to the private sector, rather than the gov

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10583 on: February 10, 2020, 08:13:41 am »

LMAO Merkel declares election result "unforgivable" and demands immediate resignation and reelection of candidates in Thuringia local elections

In what looks like a rogue comedy sketch leaking into post-ironic reality, the results for the Thuringia elections turned spicy when the AfD revealed they supported the same candidate that Merkel's CDU party supported. Being rather shocked to wake up with the AfD in bed after a pint too many, the CDU flipped the tables and demanded their erstwhile ally resign and restart the elections, this time sans AfD support. It's not often you see one political party support another against their will.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10584 on: February 10, 2020, 09:24:56 am »

wtf i love merkel now
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10585 on: February 10, 2020, 10:24:03 am »

It's like a perfect microcosm of liberals getting fascists into power.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10586 on: February 10, 2020, 10:44:37 am »

not the first time libs decided that a tactical alliance with fascism was cool beans daddy-o
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10587 on: February 10, 2020, 10:45:53 am »

not the first time libs decided that a tactical alliance with fascism was cool beans daddy-o
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10588 on: February 10, 2020, 11:03:11 am »

both sides of the face are exactly the same
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10589 on: February 10, 2020, 01:38:33 pm »

I live in a country where the conservative right ignored  the continental consensus of isolating the alt-right. In the places they got in results aren't pretty, as they have shoehorned those regional goverments into going along with their openly bigoted proposals (from racism -in more than one shape- to homophobia to domestic violence). I think Merkel's right in trying to force them out of the regional goverment. Those people are toxic.
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