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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002067 times)

Kagus

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10560 on: February 03, 2020, 02:59:28 pm »

No no, I cleaned it up when quoting your post. This is the image link:
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10561 on: February 03, 2020, 03:09:07 pm »

No no, I cleaned it up when quoting your post. This is the image link:
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Both work for me, so maybe it's a cache thing? I'll go fix it. Thank you.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10562 on: February 03, 2020, 07:01:52 pm »

[are you sure you want to delete 1 GB]

[yes]

[are you really sure]

[yes]

[are you reaaally sure]

[yes]

[are you-]

[YES]

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10563 on: February 03, 2020, 10:37:02 pm »

That wasn’t even it, man.

The question was “do you want to delete 1GB?” and then the various parties were like “well we should just put it in the recycle bin, but don’t empty the recycle bin.” “Nah nah nah, partition that 1 GB so we technically can manage it separately but still be part of the system” “No, we should take out the hard drive and then throw it against the wall, stamp on it a little, smash it to pieces with a hammer, smash those pieces into smaller pieces with a bigger hammer, cover those pieces in petrol, set it alight, gather the ashes into a cup, put that cup into a box, put that box in a safe with dynamite, throw the safe into the channel and then blow it up.” and various other ideas.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10564 on: February 03, 2020, 10:55:41 pm »

That wasn’t even it, man.

The question was “do you want to delete 1GB?” and then the various parties were like “well we should just put it in the recycle bin, but don’t empty the recycle bin.” “Nah nah nah, partition that 1 GB so we technically can manage it separately but still be part of the system” “No, we should take out the hard drive and then throw it against the wall, stamp on it a little, smash it to pieces with a hammer, smash those pieces into smaller pieces with a bigger hammer, cover those pieces in petrol, set it alight, gather the ashes into a cup, put that cup into a box, put that box in a safe with dynamite, throw the safe into the channel and then blow it up.” and various other ideas.
What is this part a metaphor for? Destroying the EU?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10565 on: February 03, 2020, 11:00:39 pm »

Basically.

There were probably more degrees I could’ve gone through to get to that point, but my knowledge of computing is limited.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10566 on: February 03, 2020, 11:25:47 pm »

Which party wants to destroy the EU?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10567 on: February 03, 2020, 11:41:36 pm »

Very specifically, Nigel Farage.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10568 on: February 04, 2020, 12:06:00 am »

Basically.

There were probably more degrees I could’ve gone through to get to that point, but my knowledge of computing is limited.

Magnets.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10569 on: February 04, 2020, 01:31:24 am »

Very specifically, Nigel Farage.
Also, Yedinaya Rossiya
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10570 on: February 04, 2020, 05:52:26 am »

[do you want to delete system 32]

[yes]

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10571 on: February 04, 2020, 06:34:38 am »

Which party wants to destroy the EU?

All red-blooded left wing parties
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10572 on: February 04, 2020, 06:39:02 am »

All red-blooded left wing parties
The UK left wingers under Corbyn were 50/50 on the EU. Some wanted to disband it wholesale, others wanted to kill most of it but retain the political institutions in order to create big European Union of Socialist States. Some kind of EUSS, if you will

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10573 on: February 04, 2020, 07:39:43 am »

[USSR anthem eurobeat remix]
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10574 on: February 04, 2020, 07:58:45 am »

[USSR anthem eurobeat remix]
I wonder if this exists
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