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[spazyak]

after grue breaks open the lock, rip it off the hinges and throw it at who ever seems to be of the biggest risk. Then run up and punch them if they are still alive

[MidnightJaguar]

Spoiler: everyone died, really sorry about that. (click to show/hide)

APRIL FOOLS

Oh, I forgot the christmas present I got. Let priscilla chug the whole thing.

You pop the top off the vial and priscilla immedetlly chugs the the thing. For a moment nothing happens, then a single eye seems to emerge from Priscillas arm, along with a number of small legs seem to poke out of her arm. Just as suddenly they melt back into priscilla again.

Groo will disembark, and walk right up to the door.  Then he'll take out his katana, and cut right through the lock, immediately loosing a battlecry and charging in.

I keep forgetting to mention this, but I want Groo to use the shapeshifting powers of the daemon knife to attach it to his gun hand's wrist.  Sort of like an Assassin's Creed hidden blade, except not mechanically designed to spring out.

[daemonism 5+2=7] Drawing his katana Groo slashes it into the metal of the lock. Easily slicing through the relatively thin metal of the locks mechanisms and with a flick of his wrist rends the entire lock apart shattering it. pulling the door open Groo yells a battle cry and charges forward. He runs through the tunnel and emerges out the other side just in time to see a man in a lab coat staggers out of the doors screaming. He stops and stares at the motley crew, before wheezing a laugh and slowly sinking to the ground, leaving a streak of blood on the walls and a growing pool of it underneath him.

after grue breaks open the lock, rip it off the hinges and throw it at who ever seems to be of the biggest risk. Then run up and punch them if they are still alive

You grab the remains of the lock and ball it up into your hand, in much the same way a regular person would ball up a snowball. As your, slower than Groo you come in with the scientist already decapitated.

You charge

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Groo V3
Stats:
Strength:+1
Intelligence:-2
Dexterity:+1
Resilience:+4 ( 2 points invested)
Perception:+0
Charisma:-2

Skills:
Piloting:+1
Marksmanship:+4 (2 points invested )
Daemonism:+2
Doctor:-2
Beast mastery:-2
Engineering: -2


Beast Mods:
Bone plates
Wings


Inventory:
Bloodsoaked aviator's clothing
An excessive amount of Shrooms in pockets. currently growing on the blood on his flight jacket.
Cowboy hat
Badass longboat…covered in gore and paint.
Quick-access chest rig
Gas mask (Not worn)
Bone Plate Beast Mod.
Nazi rifle (bolt action) 3/5
M1911 [7+1/7], 2 spare 7rnd mags
Nazi shotgun [5/5]
10 shotgun shells
Combat knife
(formerly the nazi helicopter pilot) daemon knife
5 katana just as good as the store bought version for a fraction of the cost.
2 shot .22 derringer 2/2: 12 shots remaining.

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unknown key found
Shredded ID card, came from leg daemon zombie.
Rufferto his loyal dog. Black German shepherd like mutt.
Gas mask for Rufferto. Comically small. Not on him right now.
parachute strapped to Ruferto
Some more treats,


Parachute strapped to Groo.

Status:
Rufferto is not strapped to Groo right now.
Description:
Nobody is quite sure what this is.  Top scientists have suggested that it's some sort of humanoid, possibly a crossbreed of some kind, but it has a face that look like it's been dragged along ten miles of bad road and an ever-present smile.

Rufferto description: His collar has a femur with a Rferaetios inscription inexpertly attached to it. He's completely adapted and learned to compensate for it.



Name: Phineas
Description: ex pilot and a bit skilled at fixing his plane. Tought by his ol' pap from the great war when young and wished only to be a pilot just llike him.
About twenty years old
Stats
Strength:+2
Intelligence:+1
Dexterity: +1
Resilience:+1
Perception:+1
Charisma:-2

Skills
Piloting:+3
Marksmanship:+1 (1 point in)
Daemonism: +0
Doctor: -2
Beast mastery:-2
Engineering: +1

Inventory: what you have on you.

Exo-Endo suit.

blanket rope, expertly tied.

Mostly put toghether radio
Beast arm on right arm. Claw variant. Got a small amount of discoloration around the arm
his left heel has a small amount of discoloration in it. It's a more of a darker shade than normal, as though its been dyed.
survival poncho can be made into a tent in a pinch.
Steel toed boots, toes are alright but he just can't get that heel to turn out right. somewhat shiny.
Neon rainbow mushrooms. Collected form a cave beneath Detroit.
Metal shin guards. (On him) little scuffed up.
Assassins creed style wrist blade. Mounted on daemon arm.

Extremely explicit manuscript detailing an amorous adventure between you and a beast.
dexterity daemon hand and lower arm, good for stitchinging sewing clock repair and things that require a lot of fine coordination. Not so great with the brute force. Standard store bought power [5]


Name: THE WALL
Description: Creepy bald guy with a facial tattoo. He actually looks pretty skinny with now a fair bit of padding on him, but the huge piece of metal he's hauling around shows that he's deceptively strong. Doesn't speak except to yell about THE WALL.
Stats
Strength: +4
Intelligence: -1
Dexterity: -2
Resilience: +1
Perception: -1
Charisma: -2

Skills
Piloting: +1
Marksmanship: +1
Daemonism: +1
Doctor: +1
Beast mastery: +1
Engineering: +1
Inventory:
15 GP
knife
aviators clothing not being worn.
Hugeass tower shield (-15) (very damaged needs repairs soon)
insulation beast mod (-3)
Beast arm (-7) Perfect condition (Claw variant) bio luminescent arm. Modifications: Spikes in knuckles and sharper claws The spike knuckles are activated by flexing a specific muscle. Modifications also include a coat of white fur and a mouth
Music tape  zwingend notwendig nacho Reienfolge von Führer Wagners- Die Walkure

Strange glass bottle, was given as a present by the spook dressed as Santa Claus.

MG 17 (one hand) (75 rounds left)

STATUS: horribly burned. 55% burns concentrated on his front. Though a little bit is on his back as well from the splash, inhalitory damage as well. Survivable, but only if brought to a hospital sooner than later. Fixed…mostly with Priscillas help, a bit more debridment than is strictly nessacery on his legs, and his skin has been replaced with beast skin it matches Priscilla.

Flesh wound on human arm.

Beastmaster Kit--It comes with a variety of ropes, nets, and large syringes filled with fast acting tranquilizers….. try not to overdo those. In addition to that it comes with bone saws, a couple of scapels that resemble a butchers cleaver along with some other knives and grabbers at the bottom of it all is a reciprocating rotary saw with a huge battery. It's also got a variety of acids to chew through metal, in a little pocket by the side of it, theres a see through plastic case with a business card on it. It reads We understand that beast anatomy is vastly varied, in the event that you encounter a beast that you are unable to dissect or capture please contact this number at the first available opportunity. It also lists a radio frequency and the words. We Deliver.

 Name: Daemien McWehrnecigul
Description:  His eyes are green. His face seems slightly off, even though no disfigurement is apparent. He has a lean build.

He has devoted his life to his single focus of Daemons, to the exclusion of pretty much everything else. His greatest interest lies in daemonic phenomena.
Stats
Strength: 0
Intelligence: +1
Dexterity: 0
Resilience: +2
Perception: -2
Charisma: -2

Skills
Piloting: -2
Marksmanship: -2
Daemonism: +4
Doctor: -2
Beast mastery: -2
Engineering: -2

Aviators clothing
Knife
10 coins.
Imbued daemon limbs arm leg: Status: The Weapon infection is still active: Something else might be there.
unimbued daemon limb arm leg
Ring: Damian received it as a christmas gift
knife repaired rolled 9
Daemon Earing. You seem to remember your brother mentioning giving an earing to somebody.

Scarred up but functional limbs.

[Egan_BW]

Tank while also Rambo.

[spazyak]

Loot the scientist

[syvarris]

Dismember the scientist, then kick open the doors!

((Nice one, had me going for a moment.  >.<))

[Beirus]

Pick up some pencils or other small, throwable objects incase I need them later. Follow the others.

[MidnightJaguar]

Tank while also Rambo.

You hold your shield up in one hand and your machine gun in the other and stride confidently forward after Groo.

Loot the scientist

You look around in the nazi's torso but don't find anything particularly valuable. But certain that you want something you sling the torso onto your back and keep walking.

Dismember the scientist, then kick open the doors!

((Nice one, had me going for a moment.  >.<))

[str 1] Groo only manages to take off a pinky finger from the scientist before Phineaus grabs the body and slings it onto his back. Charging forward Groo kicks open the door to find that the entire room is engulfed in flames, and a flame trooper being disemboweled by a beast engulfed in flames, Groo watche as both man and beast eventually stop moving and go still still locked in turmoil as they die. Theres a door that could be reached without venturing into the flames while two more are within the flames one on the left and the other on the right.

Pick up some pencils or other small, throwable objects incase I need them later. Follow the others.

You grab a couple of spare lock pieces and shove them into your pocket.

[Egan_BW]

Through that door!

[spazyak]

punch the non burning door and throw the door knob at anything angry and opposed to us. Then punch said thing a couple times just to be sure

[syvarris]

"Careful, Rufferto!  Fire is hot!"

Charge into the heat to retrieve the flame trooper, and drag him back out.

[Beirus]

Follow Priscilla through the door. If we find enemies, carve them up with my daemon knife. If they have something that would make melee combat too risky, or there is too much distance to cover where they could shoot me, throw a lock piece at them while hiding behind The Wall's shield.

[MidnightJaguar]

Through that door!

You run through that door right after phineuas to find another room, this one in better shape save for a bisected man in the center, he's not dressed in any uniform you've seen before, it seems to be some kind of rubber suit maybe, lots of places where hoses could be attached, everything in this room is more administrative as well. So you're not sure how he got here.

punch the non burning door and throw the door knob at anything angry and opposed to us. Then punch said thing a couple times just to be sure

[str 5] You punch the non burning door straight in the knob and it slams open easily revealing a bisected man in a rubber suit as the wall and the new Damian come up behind you.

"Careful, Rufferto!  Fire is hot!"

Charge into the heat to retrieve the flame trooper, and drag him back out.

[ressiliance 5] With an animalistic roar Groo rushes into through the flames and seizes the flame trooper, and ignoring the incredible heat that  drags him back out. Looking for all the world like a insane fireman, his jacket smoldering and what is left of his hair singed as he cradles the disemboweled man in his arms before roughly tossing him onto the floor. Rufferto shies away from the burnt organs. The man groans something in German before falling back weakly grasping at his stomach.

Follow Priscilla through the door. If we find enemies, carve them up with my daemon knife. If they have something that would make melee combat too risky, or there is too much distance to cover where they could shoot me, throw a lock piece at them while hiding behind The Wall's shield.

You follow the Walls better half through the door to see the strange rubber suited man.

[Egan_BW]

"They seem to be doing a good job destroying the facility themselves. Maybe we could just go back home and get paid."

[Beirus]

"The spooks still want their notes, though.
And since this seems to be going well so far, I can only guess that whatever beast is killing all of them probably made a nest out of those notes. According to my brother's letters, this group can't have an easy mission. Except that one with the fire bull. He said that was easy."

Search the room for valuable intel.

[spazyak]

Loot the bisected man then go search for other doors to punch open.