Turn 15: Cremation and ReincarnationINIT:
Glass/Ash Hong(50)
DoctorMcTaalik/DrM(40)
Yottawhat/Curtis(26)
Mallos/Ckaeyod(94-20=74)
NAV/Dave Blade(31)
PaPaj/Pondy(81)
The Russian With Sunglasses(49)
Pondy was first for once, and he decided to have his Russian minion do his work for him.
Inspire my russian comrade "A nu chiki-briki i v damki"
Also give him my knife and tell him to stab Ckayeod in the jewels (i know i am a very very evil man)
Inspiration!(1)
Whatever he said in Russian, it didn't have the intended effect. The Russian shrieked and started cowering.
Logical Conclusion!(6) vs. NOOOOO!(1-1-1=-1)
Pondy shrugged and started doing his own work. He stabbed his kukri down in Ckaeyod's jewels.
End Him!(1) vs. NOOOO!(2)
Then Pondy's hand cramped horribly and he was unable to exert the full force of the strike. Furthermore, it looked like the cramp was there to stay. ((The dice are trolling you.))
Ckaeyod was fueled by anger.
Get this fucking dinosaur off me I swear to god I'm going to flip my shit. Stop and counter-attack if someone goes for me.
Dinosaur Removal!(2,1)
Ckaeyod ripped and tore at the dinosaur, in the hardest possible locations. In the end, Ckaeyod made no progress.
Rage Fueled Kick!(5-1=4) vs. Dodge!(4)
A rage fueled kick met nothing but air... barely.
Ash Hong had spiritual revelation, among other things, to get to.
...um. Okay then. Gimme a moment.
Still, let's pay a visit to the dryad and beg for forgiveness... trying to stay just outside the forest, of course.
Spiritual Multitasking!(5)
Ash Hong stood up, balancing two tasks at once, then marched to the edge of the forest.
Plea!(6)
The Dryad appeared. Wary. But Ash Hong's plea was so earnest she had no hope of resisting.
"Forgiveness is yours. It seems you are truly sorry for your actions. I will hold you to that, however. Should you go back on your honest word, I will hunt you down, maybe even leaving my domain, and end you."
The Russian with Sunglasses was cowering, hands sheltering his groin.
DrM ran off.
Now would be a good time to run away.
*Insert how far you wanted to run, and I'll insert it into the turn*
Dave Blade tried for a kill.
"Thank you for this blade. Now I can live up to my name."
Pick up the throwing knife that missed me and throw it at the guy in the pit.
Living Up To My Name!(1) vs. Dodge!(1)
Curtis was screaming in pain. It was a good thing for him that Dave Blade cut his hand on the throwing knife he held.
Curtis was screaming in pain.
Stop, drop, and roll.
Willpower!(1-2=-1)
Curtis collapsed, unconscious from pain.
Incineration Resistance!(2-2=0) ((YESSSS))
Curtis promptly became ashes. Rather dead ashes. His loot fell to the ground. Maybe Dave Blade didn't need to attack after all.
Incineration Resistance!(4-1=3)
The wooden music box stopped playing. Tears flowed from Blue's eyes.
~~~
Blue's second incarnation appeared, eager to take vengeance for his death by fire, tears in his eyes over his earlier death.
The fact that he only got a slingshot and a pouch of pellets didn't seem to help much, but odds were there was something weird about it.
~~~
Statuses:
Health: Fine, ?, Deadly Poison(will die in 5 turns unless cured), ?
Items: Mysteriously Shining Apple Core, Twigs, Sharp Rocks, Note
Location: Northeast Wastes, Adjacent to Forest
Health: Fine, Indeterminate Location
Items: Damaged Cloth/Leather Sling Dinosaur, tangled with Ckaeyod, Mysterious Revolver(0/6)
Location: Center, Indeterminate Location
Health: DEAD
Items: Throwing Knife(in pit wall), Throwing Knife(x2)
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Ashes
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Wooden Radio Box(2/6 Throwing Knives), Gem of Excavation
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Fine, Damaged Dinosaur Tangling(-1 to dodge, low accuracy rolls may result in a hit on the dinosaur instead of Ckaeyod with sufficiently low dodging that would otherwise be a hit, -20 to init, will need to make strength checks to act, damage to dinosaur ensures rolling at advantage(roll twice, take better roll) for removal, Tangled Legs(-1 to kick accuracy and damage)), Lying Prone(-1 to dodge)
Items: Pouch of Revolver Ammo
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine, Bleeding Hand
Items: Bottle of Interesting Red Wine, Mysterious Scroll, Throwing Knife
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine
Items: A Russian Wearing Sunglasses(very wary, -1 to accuracy in attacking Ckaeyod), DIY Multitool Kukri
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine
Items: A Mysterious Slingshot, A Pouch of Lead Pellets
Location: Center Circle
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