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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754152 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6630 on: January 29, 2018, 02:30:31 pm »

We dun Real gooft.
c, We are "the conqueror" not "the defender"

we join the war if we need to invade them to force them into negotiation tables
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6631 on: January 29, 2018, 03:05:21 pm »

* Haspen writes that down.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6632 on: January 29, 2018, 03:57:52 pm »

I do like E Everyone. Or at least both kids.

B
Houlandin, and lend him the anti-dwarfmagic Tunic.
Seriously. Whatever those crystal pyramids are, I think our battle commander could use some anti-dwarfmagic.
(If he wins this one I say we use an Edict to make him next in line.)
(But C is okay, too.)
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6633 on: January 29, 2018, 04:04:53 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6634 on: January 29, 2018, 04:05:15 pm »

I do like E Everyone. Or at least both kids.

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Houlandin, and lend him the anti-dwarfmagic Tunic.
Seriously. Whatever those crystal pyramids are, I think our battle commander could use some anti-dwarfmagic.
(If he wins this one I say we use an Edict to make him next in line.)
(But C is okay, too.)

I like this logic, and would have voted for B if A wasn't such a terrible idea and C had the best chance of beating it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6635 on: January 29, 2018, 04:06:44 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6636 on: January 29, 2018, 04:07:34 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6637 on: January 29, 2018, 04:32:14 pm »

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You promote Iwald as the member of royal family to send the forces with. He is young, but his innate skill will help. You give him Lakemetal Tunic to ward off any potential dwarven witchcraft.

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A week later you receive first news; the main body of dwarven force from Ankurvat has met with Methiant Army. It was a mighty battle, and despite the fact that the Dwarves had quite a few, quite frightening, tricks up their sleeves, the battle ended in minor victory for Iwald and at least two thousands of casualties on both sides.

The mysterious devices, whilst none destroyed or captured, are now known to your soldiers; apparently, some wicked dwarven magic fuels the pyramids, which then fire off a bolt of purple energy upon enemy Army; shortly afterwards, powerful but localized tremors rend up the earth, knocking people up and swallowing those who had the unfortunate distinction of falling down. Your officers are pretty sure that any Methiantese castle currently standing would turn to cheese after just few attacks of these fearsome magical siege engines, even if it seems that those tremor machines require up to several minutes to power and/or 'reload'.

The dwarven lizard cavalry has also been thoroughly 'studied' on the battlefield; these seem more like ceremonial mounts, as those six-legged, gaudily-colored (mostly in oranges, yellows and purples) reptiles, while large and menacing, are nothing compared to swiftness of a horse or ferocity of Agaresian lizards (which are smaller, faster and several times more vicious).

Exactly two mornings after the report, a messenger brings reply from King Cidric; he shall honor the treaty and is preparing to send four thousand of best Cydwyllian cavalry to help you against the dwarves.

And few hours later you get news from northwest; the Zonalath force has crushed several attempts by local militia to put up any resistance. Two border keeps were quickly turned to ruin by the tremor machines and the men garrisoning them were either killed in battle or captured for slavery.

Your courtiers clamor for more to be done to counter this terrifying invasion. Cidric's reinforcements are surely en route, but still...

A) Time to call up Lametanians!
B) Nah, they will do for now.

Some even believe we should seek help from less trusted neighbours in these desperate times...

A) Let's ask Alldivine Cloisters to provide warrior-priests in return for lavish donations!
B) Let's message the Parsians, maybe King Shapur V can be enticed to send aid.
C) Let's not involve especially these people in our wars.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2018, 11:01:42 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6638 on: January 29, 2018, 04:42:27 pm »

A, B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6639 on: January 29, 2018, 04:46:26 pm »

A, A

The all divines like us, don't they? Not as much as they used to too be sure, but enough yes?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6640 on: January 29, 2018, 04:47:29 pm »

BA The Lametanians really aren't worth much and they just got hammered a little while ago, the Alldivines on the other hand should be at least somewhat grateful for a nice donation.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6641 on: January 29, 2018, 04:48:43 pm »

BB

Perhaps we can send our Charismatic heir to entice his father-in-law's help.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6642 on: January 29, 2018, 04:53:10 pm »

AA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6643 on: January 29, 2018, 05:33:59 pm »

AA

Lametania needs to pay for that help we gave, (didn't had they promised a fucking marriage? Who married them?)

And let's not involve another country that is on our rear, besides, we saved the alldivines from parsia and we are giving them a bunch of stuff, let they march and guarantee that their brothers of faith don't end as slaves
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6644 on: January 29, 2018, 05:55:26 pm »

AA.
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