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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745418 times)

fireground42

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6615 on: January 28, 2018, 09:13:57 pm »

A,B,B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6616 on: January 28, 2018, 09:43:03 pm »

Why did we piss off the dwarves :(
In retaliation for them destroying the weather-scepter-thing we had, was the logic I think
Which promptly led us to a disastrous multi-front war and left us on the brink of ruin for a good while
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6617 on: January 28, 2018, 09:45:08 pm »

The dwarfs are pretty much consistently cunts across all the games. They deserve it, basically.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6618 on: January 28, 2018, 10:05:03 pm »

Why did we piss off the dwarves :(
In retaliation for them destroying the weather-scepter-thing we had, was the logic I think
Which promptly led us to a disastrous multi-front war and left us on the brink of ruin for a good while
And they destroyed it because we weren't willing to pay them off after they accused our people of raiding them.  We tried to talk our way out and flubbed the roll.  As far as they were concerned, apparently, the sceptre was more of a (really expensive) rental than a purchase, which obviously didn't fly well.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6619 on: January 29, 2018, 01:38:03 am »

AAA
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6620 on: January 29, 2018, 03:42:03 am »

AAA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6621 on: January 29, 2018, 01:25:46 pm »

aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa
aab aab
aac aac aac
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You decide to fight for Methiant's safety, calling up emergency mobilization as well as sending a dispatch to the Cydwyl Kingdom.

The Marshal salutes you.

"Sire, will you defend the Empire yourself?"

A) "VERILYYYYY!"
B) "No, but my skilled son Houlandin shall lead you!"
C) "No, but it's prime opportunity for Iwald to gain experience!"
D) "My trust lies in skills of your subordinates, good Marshal!"
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6622 on: January 29, 2018, 01:30:53 pm »

A
or E all 3 of them will go
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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6623 on: January 29, 2018, 01:31:02 pm »

A
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6624 on: January 29, 2018, 01:35:19 pm »

A Let's leave the spares heirs at home this time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6625 on: January 29, 2018, 01:40:47 pm »

Our sons give us actual mechanical bonuses to combat unlike our lucky ass. Of course we should use them guys!

C I think he needs to blooden his teeth, but I'd also vote B if that's winning.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6626 on: January 29, 2018, 01:44:58 pm »

C, let's let Iwald have his day and not get our shit pushed in by dwarves. Our bonus wouldn't even apply in this case, I'm fairly sure, so let's just send the people who know what they're doing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6627 on: January 29, 2018, 02:03:08 pm »

E, for "EVERYONE IS GOING!!!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6628 on: January 29, 2018, 02:26:13 pm »

c, We are "the conqueror" not "the defender"

we join the war if we need to invade them to force them into negotiation tables
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6629 on: January 29, 2018, 02:27:49 pm »

C
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