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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 751374 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6885 on: February 03, 2018, 08:01:48 am »

Establish the Council of Statesmen! Democracy ho!

Might also want to ask the Fireblood Court to step up the results lest we defund them.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6886 on: February 03, 2018, 08:49:38 am »

Establish Council of Statesmen

Hopefully we can at least pack it with family members to ensure its loyalty.
Says the king who was this close  –><–  to facing a rebellion from three straight generations.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6887 on: February 03, 2018, 04:57:24 pm »

Establish Council of Statesmen.

While it pains me to take some of our good and true Monarch's power this might just be what we need. Though I think of this in no way a step to filthy Democracy or traitorous Republicanism. It's just a step to allow our great Emperor some help and rest. Having to run such a great nation as ours surely is a tiresome task after all.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6888 on: February 03, 2018, 07:32:31 pm »

You decide to raise taxes, lower Army budget, and Establish Council of Statesmen.



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Despite initial worries, no one seems to care much for the edict, except some always-angry malcontents in the countryside.

Once again, a delegation of noblemen of Methiant arrive at your palace, offering money.

"We however see that the Treasury is suffering from expenses year by year, and it may take way too long for us to wait." One of them says.

"So we offer that the previous 'gifts' will not have to be repaid, nor these ones we bring today, but instead, we have a request from his Majesty that we would like to see fulfilled." Says another.

"We want the limitations on territorial gains and purchases of land lifted. It is the traditional way of the region for centuries, yes, but such a glorious and advanced Empire like Methaint should strive to innovate, not choke on traditions." Another explains.

A) "Nah, I will just repay you in the future, okay?"
B) "So be it; go and buy your villages and keeps, I really need the money."
C) "I do not want your money. Who told you those lies anyways? The Treasury is doing fine."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6889 on: February 03, 2018, 07:34:49 pm »

C No, we will not give more power to the nobles. That sound like a really, really bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6890 on: February 03, 2018, 07:35:04 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6891 on: February 03, 2018, 07:35:46 pm »

B is fine
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6892 on: February 03, 2018, 07:37:02 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6893 on: February 03, 2018, 07:51:33 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6894 on: February 03, 2018, 07:55:50 pm »

A We'll turn the corner sometime.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6895 on: February 03, 2018, 07:56:21 pm »

B More to seize in the glorious communist revolution!

Uh wait what.

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6896 on: February 03, 2018, 08:01:23 pm »

C, these fuckers are trying to steal our shit. Mayhaps we need to sic our spies on these treacherous dogs!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6897 on: February 03, 2018, 08:12:49 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6898 on: February 03, 2018, 08:41:53 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6899 on: February 03, 2018, 08:44:39 pm »

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