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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745547 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #285 on: May 29, 2017, 05:44:04 am »

He's our father-in-law. As family we're obliged to help each other out. It's an alliance by marriage after all.

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #286 on: May 29, 2017, 09:38:00 am »

You send the soldiers eastwards to Kingdom of Ceodwell.

1078 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor once again brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 4
Population: 2
Economy: 2
Army: 4(3)

"The Kingdom isn't doing that well, sire. The settlement project is progressing slowly, but should bear fruit in few years. We have shortage of funds though. Is there anything you wish to do about it?" You decide to...

A) Hold fast and perservere with your sheer will.
B) Raise the tax of commoners for a year.
C) Put the settlements project on hold for now.
D) Halt the project, raise the tax.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #287 on: May 29, 2017, 09:41:26 am »

B.
We have Happiness to spare.
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HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #288 on: May 29, 2017, 09:47:57 am »

We have happiness, but when sh*t hit the fans we don't want a civil war
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #289 on: May 29, 2017, 09:51:02 am »

A We can maybe inspect some building sites ourselves to increase morale.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #290 on: May 29, 2017, 09:54:22 am »

We have happiness, but when sh*t hit the fans we don't want a civil war

We have 2 Population, it'll be fine.

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #291 on: May 29, 2017, 12:22:49 pm »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #292 on: May 29, 2017, 12:30:29 pm »

You decide to raise the tax for the next year.

1079 AD, Summer

Your soldiers return from Kingdom of Ceodwell! Their numbers thinned out by a fifth, but they bring tales of their brave exploits and many victories against the orcs, as well as letter of gratitude from your father-in-law.

1079 AD, Midsummer

Your beloved wife gives birth to a boy!

Alas, the child was born still. The maids weep while your courtiers curse the heavens for this insult to your family.

1079 AD, Late Summer

There's much rejoicing in the court when a messenger arrives with report from the prospector. Apparently, he has already struck crystals and jewels of white and yellow and pink coloration. Your Treasurer, judging from the report, considers this more of a source of income rather than any worthwile bantering good. Still, money is money!

At the end of the report, the prospector-now-manager promises to have the first caravan of jewels brought to your palace by Winter.

1079 AD, Autumn

While cleaning out an old cottage that once belonged to the falconer of previous tyrant of Methiant, your servants stumbled upon a treasure cache!

They've discovered an oaken chest buried under the floor of the cottage. Inside the chest, there were layers upon layers of flax cloth, with some flasks of old perfume and a curious item between the folds; the item being a round amulet made of cast iron and infused with orichalcum, giving it an awesome 'streaky' appearance. The scholars and priests detect a tinge of magic inside the item, but they have no idea what powers it might have or where did this amulet came from, as there's nothing about it in daily chronicles of tyrant's life.

You decide to...

A) Give the trinket to your wife to ease her suffering.
B) Declare it Crown Jewel of Methiant and wear it yourself.
C) Sell it away for some quick cash.
D) Search for a Wizard or Sorceress to determine the powers of this item.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #293 on: May 29, 2017, 12:35:31 pm »

A

Baubles for the wife! Mayhaps it may bless your further children with super strength!
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NRDL

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #294 on: May 29, 2017, 12:35:57 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #295 on: May 29, 2017, 12:39:09 pm »

C

nope magic bad and we need cash.

at the very least go D before giving it to her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #296 on: May 29, 2017, 12:42:06 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #297 on: May 29, 2017, 12:44:40 pm »

D would be the opposite of saving cash. Wife makes for good ginnie pig. A is best choice. This is good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #298 on: May 29, 2017, 01:21:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #299 on: May 29, 2017, 01:44:35 pm »

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