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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[10ebbor10]

B

[Harry Baldman]

B, wouldn't want to antagonize the dead before they force the issue. They... could be friendly, right? And if they could be friendly, why, that'd bode quite well for our realm levies.

[Criptfeind]

Friendly undead? Maybe the wizard can make them our friends?

B

[birdy51]

B!

Dad was a wizard bro, maybe son can be too!

[Baffler]

A. There's no possible way a bunch of zombies rising from their graves is a prelude to anything good, and they could devastate the countryside by the time a wizard could even be bothered to show up let alone before we finish the quest we get sent on.

[Kashyyk]

Why not all three? Don't want the zombie apocalypse to start here after all.

If that don't work, then A

[crazyabe]

B.

[Puppyguard]

B
Maybe we can utilize them...

[Haspen]

You send messengers to find a Wizard.

1094 AD, Mid-Autumn

3

Someone heard rumors about one in Lametania, but the time they investigated, the being in question disappeared.

There is rioting in the city of Annswych! Several thousand people there are panicking and looting stores as they believe you're not able to protect them! News of the riots only fuel fear in the kingdom, and many are heard voicing displeasure with your rule and few tax collectors were mugged, too.

There's also a report from astronomers; a new red star has been spotted, slowly but steadily moving across the nighty sky. It isn't visible before dusk, however. Within just two nights it moved through a whole constellation, astronomers say.

Your courtiers, rather uncomfortable about this whole affair, demand a council which you attend.

First, about the whole undead mess...

A) Keep looking for a Wizard.
B) Send the Army to destroy the undeads.
C) Hire some adventurers to solve the problem.

Secondly, the rioting in Annswych...

A) Send one of courtiers to appeal to people and ask for calm.
B) Reinforce the city guard with few hundred soldiers.
C) Send the Army to queel the riots.

Thirdly, about the red star on the sky...

A) Do nothing, stars appear and dissappear all the time, right?
B) We need a Wizard for this, too!!
C) Clearly the gods are angry; time to donate heavily on altars of Alldivines and the Pantheon!

//Remember, split votes aren't allowed.

[Harry Baldman]

In order:

C - adventurers are a cool idea because they can't literally fight thousands of undead by themselves, as such this is basically the infiltration option where they see if there is, say, some kind of diabolical force at play here and then stab it rightly if there is.

B - we've got soldiers to spare and this addresses the concern without looking extremely worried, although fuck those guys for rioting at like 4 Happiness. The undead aren't even doing anything!

B - the red star looks like some manner of catastrophic fuckery and this way we can look for a wizard while doing other shit in the meantime.

[Puppyguard]

C, B, B.

[Imic]

In order:

C - adventurers are a cool idea because they can't literally fight thousands of undead by themselves, as such this is basically the infiltration option where they see if there is, say, some kind of diabolical force at play here and then stab it rightly if there is.

B - we've got soldiers to spare and this addresses the concern without looking extremely worried, although fuck those guys for rioting at like 4 Happiness. The undead aren't even doing anything!

B - the red star looks like some manner of catastrophic fuckery and this way we can look for a wizard while doing other shit in the meantime.

+1

[ZBridges]

C, B, B

[Kashyyk]

CBB

[Haspen]

Adventurers are hired, city guard in Annswych reinforced, while your men keep looking for the Wizard.

1094 AD, Late Autumn

1

The adventurers sent to deal with the source of Undead disappear; later a search party finds their corpses, shambling along other undead!

5*

Rioting in Annswych is quelled in peaceful manner; people, seeing the city garrison strengthened, calm down, and those who do not are put into shackles and sent to the prison.

Of course, the undead still roam the western countryside; soon there will be more rioting if nothing is done.

4*

By a pure coincidence, one of your couriers, who was about to return with no news of Wizards, have met one at an inn by Cydwyl border. The Wizard was instructed to come to your Palace immediately, he should be there next month.

However, your courtiers aren't eager to wait and call up another council about the undead. They angrily and loudly call for more measures to be taken right now!

A) "Fine, we will send our Army to destroy the undead hordes."
B) "Alright, I will call up another adventurer party to deal with this."
C) "Nah, calm down, friends, a Wizard is on the way already!"