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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745539 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3390 on: November 21, 2017, 01:39:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3391 on: November 21, 2017, 01:42:34 pm »

Super Martial king? Probably him or Houlandin III yeah. Sorta a toss up between those two for most successful king militarily I think. Estwalf probably won the most military campaigns. Houlandin III did a lot of really good expansions though, killed a terrifying magical horse with his bare hands and a knife, and gained the master tactician title which if I recall sometimes gave him further bonuses to directing combat, which means mechanically he was the best general we've ever had. Reigned for about 20 years, until the age of 36 I think. Also if I recall Houlandin III was a half elf?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3392 on: November 21, 2017, 01:45:14 pm »

You decide to stand still and silent.

The raven caws at you and you could swear it did that with certain degree of irritation. It also feels a bit darker around it. And is the raven larger than a moment before??

A) Tell your name aloud.
B) Run away to safety.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3393 on: November 21, 2017, 01:46:40 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3394 on: November 21, 2017, 01:47:01 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3395 on: November 21, 2017, 01:48:23 pm »

B run like a little girl king.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3396 on: November 21, 2017, 01:50:55 pm »

Super Martial king? Probably him or Houlandin III yeah. Sorta a toss up between those two for most successful king militarily I think. Estwalf probably won the most military campaigns. Houlandin III did a lot of really good expansions though, killed a terrifying magical horse with his bare hands and a knife, and gained the master tactician title which if I recall sometimes gave him further bonuses to directing combat, which means mechanically he was the best general we've ever had. Reigned for about 20 years, until the age of 36 I think. Also if I recall Houlandin III was a half elf?

I was talking about the one that fought the Lizardmen a number of time.

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3397 on: November 21, 2017, 01:53:52 pm »

A

Nulifying my vote because I am uncertain
« Last Edit: November 21, 2017, 01:59:06 pm by omada »
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3398 on: November 21, 2017, 01:55:23 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3399 on: November 21, 2017, 01:56:14 pm »

A Then your thinking of Estwalf. Personally I like Houlandin III more but that might just be Bias cause I loved the Houlandins the most out of any of our Kings.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3400 on: November 21, 2017, 02:02:40 pm »

Alright, now i am a bit scared to discover if this is a good or a bad thing to be brave

And i am just thinking about something

Is our wife having twins a signal that Cyl is in fact son of Yoe? prosperity and stuff from enchantress?
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3401 on: November 21, 2017, 02:04:07 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3402 on: November 21, 2017, 02:20:36 pm »

You tell your name.

The raven opens its beak again.

"Cyl of Methiant, look to the east, and may your metal fist reign supreme. Look to the west, and you shall remain blind till your violent death. So speaketh the spirit of the woods, feeling remorse for causing your land grief and suffering." With a rather scary caw, the raven flies into the night - and disappears from your sight altogether.

When you wake up next morning after sleeping on this, the talking raven feels more like a thing from dreams. Maybe it was just a dream after all?

1116 AD, Late Spring

News come from Zasitost; the dwarves have defeated whatever monstrosity they were fighting against, but the fortified city is mostly empty and ruined buildings aren't repaired. Some brave (or stupid) adventurers and even some wandering subjects of yours have taken upon this opportunity to loot some of dwarven crafts.

It is then not a surprise that a letter from Zasitost arrives, its dwarven overlords demanding that you reign your subjects in, or the dwarves will ask for compensation.

A) Dwarves are our friends, so we will compensate them and scold our subjects, yes.
B) Looting? Somebody said looting? Count me in!
C) Fine, we will warn our subjects to leave dwarves alone, but dwarves better not count for anything else.
D) Pffft, I have better things to do than dealing with some pompous dwarves!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3403 on: November 21, 2017, 02:24:01 pm »

Why is the map not in the first post? What is east if us?

If dwarves are not east, then A

You know what? C is just fine.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2017, 04:35:59 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3404 on: November 21, 2017, 02:24:35 pm »

Does anyone have a map handy? May be useful to figure out east and West.
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