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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745536 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6150 on: January 15, 2018, 11:24:29 am »

You decide to use your administratorial superpower once more!



MILITARY EDICTS:

Matters of military hierarchy, philosophy of war and development of military tech.

Issue the Codex of Training Regimen:
A set of efficient (and slightly draconian) requirements and practices of training to ensure that the Army gets only the best recruits of them all. This will make the Army much better in combat, although there might be a problem to fill yearly recruitment quotas sometimes.

Establish the Shadowranks:
Politics often involve underhanded tactics. A castle full of commoner staff and visiting foreigners just asks for a disaster to occur. Let's have the military form a professional division of most loyal of soldiers, who would protect the Emperor, his family and important state officials, during the day, night, war, peace, revelries of festivals and monotony of daily life.

BUREAUCRATIC EDICTS:

Matters of administration and government.

Establish The Council of Statesmen:
Creation of a small council of governmental officials who will be tasked with helping the government run smoother alongside traditional advisors, and, of course, the monarch himself. This will help strengthen the Imperial Authority, even in dire times, and help pass edicts quicker, although giving even more political power away from the throne than in the past might become a source of troubles one day.

Expand Primogeniture Law:
A string of bad luck can render a monarch without a male heir or cause succession debates. Rather than risk some unpleasant consequences of such a situation, it might be better to allow a skilled female to ascend to the throne, especially if she is as good at matters of the governance as any other ruler.

Establish Passage Tax:
All those travelers, adventurers, merchants and others are moving through the country for free! Let's establish a tax for those entering and leaving our country - this will earn us nice profits each year, although it might slow down immigration and convince some merchants to seek passage through elsewhere.

CULTURAL EDICTS:

Matters of religion, culture and art.

Proclaim Religious Equality:
Travelers, merchants, immigrants; they all bring new beliefs and philosophies into the country. Rather than fight those foreign influences, it might be best to allow all peoples free worship on equal level no matter the size and beliefs of the congregation, to help all different worshippers achieve a certain degree to harmony and peace.

Establish Calendar of Festivities:
Rather than throw a festival every few years to celebrate a bontiful harvest, let's instead establish a cyclic and stable calendar of state-sponsored festivities for the whole year. This will cause a drain on the Treasury, but hey - people love festivals!

REVOKE EDICT: Revokes a previously implemented edict, either to cut spending, appease some disgruntled subjects, or both. On the other hand, it might tick off some other peoples, potentially causing a deadly cascade of discontent.

Late Spring, 1135 AD: Established the Fireblood Court:
Creation of a specialized military branch devoted purely to development of Fireblood arms to ensure they are aplenty and of best designs around. This will allow to centralize the production, research and budgeting of Fireblood weaponry rather than having some errant alchemists and engineers running around, trying to make things happen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6151 on: January 15, 2018, 11:25:35 am »

Establish Passage Tax
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6152 on: January 15, 2018, 11:26:04 am »

Proclaim Religious Equality
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 11:49:21 am by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6153 on: January 15, 2018, 11:33:49 am »

Establish Passage Tax
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 01:19:23 pm by crazyabe »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6154 on: January 15, 2018, 11:42:44 am »

Proclaim Religious Equality

Because we are getting a lot of problem from this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6155 on: January 15, 2018, 11:44:01 am »

Establish ye Passage Tax.

Proclaim Religious Equality

Because we are getting a lot of problem from this.
I don't think that would do jack shit to change the fact that people will get pissy if the ruling family doesn't keep the faith. Some religions are more equal than others in the eyes of the populace whether the government says so or not.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6156 on: January 15, 2018, 11:45:33 am »

Establish ye Passage Tax.

Proclaim Religious Equality

Because we are getting a lot of problem from this.
I don't think that would do jack shit to change the fact that people will get pissy if the ruling family doesn't keep the faith. Some religions are more equal than others in the eyes of the populace whether the government says so or not.


If it's in the Imperial Edict proposition, than I highly doubt it is useless.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 11:47:58 am by Arlos »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6157 on: January 15, 2018, 11:46:32 am »

Proclaim Religious Equality

I'd wait on the passage tax. I think we are still in the process of accepting poor refugees from Parsia.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6158 on: January 15, 2018, 11:50:31 am »

If it's in the Imperial Edict proposition, than I highly doubt it is useless.
Who said it was useless? I just don't think it will help with that problem.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6159 on: January 15, 2018, 12:22:07 pm »

Proclaim Religious Equality Though I really do want to Establish the Shadowranks when possible. It'll be nice to finally end the days of us going completely unguarded!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6160 on: January 15, 2018, 12:53:30 pm »

Proclaim Religious Equality!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6161 on: January 15, 2018, 12:58:16 pm »

Proclaim Religious Equality

We have had it as a de facto policy, let us make it de jure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6162 on: January 15, 2018, 12:59:51 pm »

Establish The Council of Statesmen

Let's make a new council, I am sure they wont betray us.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6163 on: January 15, 2018, 01:24:01 pm »

Proclaim Religious Equality

We have had it as a de facto policy, let us make it de jure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6164 on: January 15, 2018, 01:33:25 pm »

Establish Shadow Ranks

It's thematic, although a little late.
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