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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750165 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6870 on: February 02, 2018, 03:46:11 pm »

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We cannot raise the taxes at 3 happiness or we'll get another problem.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6871 on: February 02, 2018, 04:24:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6872 on: February 02, 2018, 04:38:57 pm »

ABA

Remember how the council of whatevers edict description says it can raise authority? Plus I think I made a decent argument that the Shadowranks would as well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6873 on: February 02, 2018, 04:43:45 pm »

I think the new palace and the ceremonial keep are two different items. But yes, that's one outstanding debt crossed off.

The Ceremonial Keep should help I.Authority, but we need something to do in it.
How about a christening or whatever Alldivine ceremony applies for our new grandchildren?
(If the Alldivines won't do it, ask the Pantheonists. I'm sure they'll jump at the chance.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6874 on: February 02, 2018, 04:51:26 pm »

I think the new palace and the ceremonial keep are two different items. But yes, that's one outstanding debt crossed off.

The Ceremonial Keep should help I.Authority, but we need something to do in it.
How about a christening or whatever Alldivine ceremony applies for our new grandchildren?
(If the Alldivines won't do it, ask the Pantheonists. I'm sure they'll jump at the chance.)

Wedding. We could use a second wife.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6875 on: February 02, 2018, 04:54:54 pm »

Wedding. We could use a second wife.
And then a few more, right?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6876 on: February 02, 2018, 05:01:03 pm »

I looked at the kids and saw all the older ones had matches. I can't believe I forgot Cyl himself.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6877 on: February 02, 2018, 05:13:37 pm »

It would be nice to have an option after deciding to make an edict "Oh nevermind, let's wait another year"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6878 on: February 02, 2018, 05:27:57 pm »

Another thing we should try to do is find a regular buyer for our glass. Perhaps we could send Leath to try and dump it on the nearby Damidanians, who in turn could sell it elsewhere in their vast empire. Perhaps we could get them to throw a wife for Cyl in the deal.

Honestly, as much as we might have bad memories, they never did anything wrong to Methiant, and it would be nice to know we don't have to worry about them when we are ready to go after Dwarves/Kahns/Murderous Kings.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6879 on: February 02, 2018, 06:08:18 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6880 on: February 02, 2018, 10:24:38 pm »

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I sure am glad we raided that dwarven crypt.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6881 on: February 03, 2018, 05:14:55 am »

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MILITARY EDICTS:

Matters of military hierarchy, philosophy of war and development of military tech.

Issue the Codex of Training Regimen:
A set of efficient (and slightly draconian) requirements and practices of training to ensure that the Army gets only the best recruits of them all. This will make the Army much better in combat, although there might be a problem to fill yearly recruitment quotas sometimes.

Establish the Shadowranks:
Politics often involve underhanded tactics. A castle full of commoner staff and visiting foreigners just asks for a disaster to occur. Let's have the military form a professional division of most loyal of soldiers, who would protect the Emperor, his family and important state officials, during the day, night, war, peace, revelries of festivals and monotony of daily life.

BUREAUCRATIC EDICTS:

Matters of administration and government.

Establish The Council of Statesmen:
Creation of a small council of governmental officials who will be tasked with helping the government run smoother alongside traditional advisors, and, of course, the monarch himself. This will help strengthen the Imperial Authority, even in dire times, and help pass edicts quicker, although giving even more political power away from the throne than in the past might become a source of troubles one day.

Expand Primogeniture Law:
A string of bad luck can render a monarch without a male heir or cause succession debates. Rather than risk some unpleasant consequences of such a situation, it might be better to allow a skilled female to ascend to the throne, especially if she is as good at matters of the governance as any other ruler.

Establish Passage Tax:
All those travelers, adventurers, merchants and others are moving through the country for free! Let's establish a tax for those entering and leaving our country - this will earn us nice profits each year, although it might slow down immigration and convince some merchants to seek passage through elsewhere.

CULTURAL EDICTS:

Matters of religion, culture and art.

Establish Calendar of Festivities:
Rather than throw a festival every few years to celebrate a bontiful harvest, let's instead establish a cyclic and stable calendar of state-sponsored festivities for the whole year. This will cause a drain on the Treasury, but hey - people love festivals!

REVOKE EDICT: Revokes a previously implemented edict, either to cut spending, appease some disgruntled subjects, or both. On the other hand, it might tick off some other peoples, potentially causing a deadly cascade of discontent.

Late Spring, 1135 AD: Established the Fireblood Court:
Creation of a specialized military branch devoted purely to development of Fireblood arms to ensure they are aplenty and of best designs around. This will allow to centralize the production, research and budgeting of Fireblood weaponry rather than having some errant alchemists and engineers running around, trying to make things happen.

End of Year 1135 AD: Proclaimed Religious Equality:
Travelers, merchants, immigrants; they all bring new beliefs and philosophies into the country. Rather than fight those foreign influences, it might be best to allow all peoples free worship on equal level no matter the size and beliefs of the congregation, to help all different worshippers achieve a certain degree to harmony and peace.

End of Year 1139 AD: Established Recruitment Offices:
Mandatory training for youths is a good thing, but after bloodier-than-usual wars, there might be shortage of men to replenish the ranks. If we were to expand on the royal bureaucracy to include offices for traveling civilian recruiters and offer citizenship grants for mercenaries and travelers looking for a new home, our Army could refill its ranks much faster.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6882 on: February 03, 2018, 05:26:52 am »

Establish Council of Statesmen
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6883 on: February 03, 2018, 05:27:14 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6884 on: February 03, 2018, 07:02:12 am »

Establish the Council of Statesmen
Regrettably, we must.
Hopefully we can at least pack it with family members to ensure its loyalty.
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