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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750182 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8115 on: March 10, 2018, 08:11:45 am »

C, don't want these guys shitting up things outside of our borders either.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8116 on: March 10, 2018, 08:13:52 am »

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We are fair rulers, Rebelion will not be tolerated but our citizens are not our proparty.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8117 on: March 10, 2018, 08:49:44 am »

B - Banishment for the instigators seems fair.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8118 on: March 10, 2018, 10:54:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8119 on: March 10, 2018, 12:28:37 pm »

Population behavior might be decided on a roll, let's not try our luck, let's return quickly and return our expeditions on the orc world, maybe there we can get some reinforcements or numbers because if that agaresian stuff is truth shit is going to rain

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8120 on: March 10, 2018, 01:10:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8121 on: March 10, 2018, 01:24:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8122 on: March 10, 2018, 01:36:24 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8123 on: March 10, 2018, 02:58:28 pm »

B As much as I want a line of rebel heads presented to us I think we should avoid agitating that Eval peasants while so much is uncertain with our southern and western borders.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8124 on: March 10, 2018, 03:41:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8125 on: March 10, 2018, 03:43:00 pm »

You decide to have the ringleaders of this sorry rebellion exiled, and proper Methiantese officials will once again ruler over the land as integral part of the Empire.

With all the rebellions put down, you declare the end of the campaign!



Congratulations! Cyl I successfully completes yet another military campaign!



Your continuous eradication of rebels has gained you moniker of 'Pacifier' amongst some nobility, but you already have a title worthy of history!

1150 AD, Mid-Spring

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Your 'merciful' dealing with the rebel leaders has brought you fame amongst the populace, as being a 'firm yet just' man. Your authority sure has risen, and perhaps the people are a bit happier with your rule, too.

Finally, you get a chance to look at the Scrolls of Kingdom Status:

Happiness: 2
Population: 6
Economy: 5
Army: 6
Imp.Authority: -1

You can't help but notice the dip in population; your peasant hordes are bleeding to all this recruitment, rebellions and other things.

The Advisor informs you that during your absence, Houlandin wisely decided against issueing any Edicts. Also, that the court was pondering about sponsoring some festivities this year, although ultimately they decided against it, citing potential costs of such revelry.

A) "And they were right about that."
B) "We ought to mellow the peasants though! Party time it is!"
« Last Edit: March 10, 2018, 03:45:11 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8126 on: March 10, 2018, 03:44:23 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8127 on: March 10, 2018, 03:49:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8128 on: March 10, 2018, 03:53:03 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8129 on: March 10, 2018, 03:54:54 pm »

B!

Party time! Also still want that Bill of Rights because woo social progress
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