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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Prophet]

C
B

Well I mean as far as I know we just wanted him to come back to the capital and weren't going to punish him but now he's done this. I mean really Saenn? Why do you have to make everything difficult?

[Hotfire90]

CB

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

CC see if we help you again,drunk bastard idiot

[milo christiansen]

CC

[Haspen]

Why nobody pointed out that we're in the wrong year? It's 1168!


You demand an apology from the nobleman, and send a letter to Ysirene asking for assistance.

1168 AD, Late Winter

Tails

Blub-blub, goes your belly when your wife pokes it.

For whole year, you tried to exercise more to get fit. There was horse-riding, hunting and skirmishing with the soldiers. But you guess the horse-riding could be a bit less leisurely, the hunting not done from horseback, and skirmishing involved more than swinging swords. Still...

"What are you poking, woman? Muscle, not fat!" Bjeda rolls her eyes and returns to her book.


Congratulations! Yoe III gained fat negative trait!

3

Merchants crossing into Methiant are expressing displeasure with your taxes and establishment of commision. Unhappy merchants lead to unhappy nobles, and so on.

1168 AD, End of the Year

Calm, almost autumnal weather outside provides a nice backdrop for the yearly ritual that is arrival of the Advisor with Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

5to6, 3to6(3to6)

Happiness: 4
Population: 5
Economy: 9
Army: 9
Imp.Authority: -1

"My liege! The money! Just like the amount of recruits joining our Army, it is aplenty!"

What will you do?

A) Time to ask the dwarves to commission us a powerful artifact of sorts!
B) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
C) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.
E) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
F) Expand the budget of the Army, so it can maintain even greater numbers.
G) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
H) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.

"Although the authority seems a bit low, mayhaps you wish to issue an Edict?"

A) No.
B) Yes.

[milo christiansen]

GA Oops, I wanted A, not B

[Haspen]

GB

RUUUUUULE BRITTANIA!

BRITTANIA RUUUULE THE WAAAVES!

_{sorry not sorry}

[Hotfire90]

AB

[Chevaleresse]

FA

[helmacon]

H,A

[Weirdsound]

CA (Why do I magically assume A = yes?)

Our relationship with Cydwyl seems to have cooled off since Cyl and Erik both died. Perhaps we can rekindle it with coin.

Alternatively, I wouldn't mind throwing money at Rucus to make sure we are on their good side. I don't much care for Damndamians, but they have a Martial Leader, and we do not, so I'd rather not wind up fighting them again anytime soon, and they still might resent our invasion of Lamentia.

[Criptfeind]

HA

[Prophet]

GA

It's always good to keep your fortress nice and maintained. Just in case those Parsians try to turn around and back stab us. I mean our own relatives and allies have done so in the past so I'm just waiting to see how long it takes the Parsians to break their word.

[ZBridges]

A, A

[omada]

GA, no need for artifacts right now, nor donate to the poor

fort recover is a "one time" deal and maybe we will get enough money for these  other options next year

C is nice, we need to undo the shit our diplomat did

B fits nicely with my agenda of returning magic to the land and trying to convince the sorcerer OR to make we prosper again or an magical beast for us to breed, but later we can do this