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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745425 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11265 on: May 14, 2018, 02:22:58 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11266 on: May 14, 2018, 02:25:54 pm »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11267 on: May 14, 2018, 02:32:53 pm »

B.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11268 on: May 14, 2018, 02:39:02 pm »

Well, this has been one right train wreck of a decade.

It's been barely 2 years so far, I will point out V:
Shhh... Do you want the gods of the game to make the next eight years shit too?
Wait, I forgot, you're the GM. You saw nothing.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11269 on: May 14, 2018, 02:42:03 pm »

You declare party time!

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Everyone celebrated splendidly. Peoples of all classes had their share of drinks, laugh and companionship. They all praise the name of Empress Ruberta who allowed them these days of joyful celebrations.

1173 AD, Mid-Autumn

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Springwine brought profits to the Treasury, and noblemen were pacified by the fine taste of this year's beverages.

You hear news from Kingdom of Eldrican; The alliance of State of Prawlant and Republic of Calvendocia, after some trade disputes with court of Tetan I of Eldrican, has waged war! Eldricans are fielding lots of massed infantry as well as horsemen from the north, armed in bows and Fireblood tubes; the Republicans from far west however are experts in Fireblood, and already tales of machines that shatter walls and shred men apart reach the ears of your court.

This is terrible thing to befall your beloved family. Even if Tetan's relationship with Methiant wasn't best in recent years, mayhaps it is time to help mend it?

A) Can't do, nobles of Methiant will point out his unpaid debt right away.
B) A minor help will do. Let's send Tetan some supplies and money, and words of support.
C) I can't watch idly as my family is harassed! Methiantese Army will help Eldricans in their hour of need.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2018, 02:47:25 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11270 on: May 14, 2018, 02:44:29 pm »

A

Yes. Literally in this post.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11271 on: May 14, 2018, 02:45:08 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11272 on: May 14, 2018, 02:47:02 pm »

B

Come on now, throw them dudes a polite bone at least.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11273 on: May 14, 2018, 02:47:41 pm »

I just realized I have alphabet problems 'v.

Fixed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11274 on: May 14, 2018, 02:51:08 pm »

A This would've been the perfect time to attack them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11275 on: May 14, 2018, 02:51:31 pm »

A Pay up, then we help.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11276 on: May 14, 2018, 02:56:35 pm »

A This would've been the perfect time to attack them.

Ruberta obviously is and will remain for long time pro-Eldrican, therefore options to go against them might not happen for a while. You will have easier time starting war against Cydwyl with her than with her homeland v;

I mean, what you guys were expecting for putting an born-and-lived-mostly-in-Eldrican woman on the throne? You got a person with wrong familial alignment on the throne, and it's too late to change your mind, boo hoo hoo ;v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11277 on: May 14, 2018, 03:00:03 pm »

A This would've been the perfect time to attack them.

Ruberta obviously is and will remain for long time pro-Eldrican, therefore options to go against them might not happen for a while. You will have easier time starting war against Cydwyl with her than with her homeland v;

I mean, what you guys were expecting for putting an born-and-lived-mostly-in-Eldrican woman on the throne? You got a person with wrong familial alignment on the throne, and it's too late to change your mind, boo hoo hoo ;v


C

When we win, we can demand all the spoils of war to settle the debt.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2018, 03:01:42 pm by Weirdsound »
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11278 on: May 14, 2018, 03:07:38 pm »

Well, it's better to get money off someone than risk dooming ypurself in an invasion.
Also, I wonder if Haspen actually takes note of the Scrolls of Kingdom status for all the other nations... Something to think about...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11279 on: May 14, 2018, 04:13:24 pm »

C, allowing those in our debt to fall will only worsen our fiscal problems.
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