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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750219 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11820 on: May 28, 2018, 07:52:03 pm »

A As much as I want Koi... and believe me I really really want the last of the lands that we need to finally say that we are the rightful successors of Luathbas but I do believe that Ruberta would probably accept it to keep good relations with her family.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11821 on: May 28, 2018, 10:03:59 pm »

A

Now we just need to get a solid claim on that whole kingdom through a series of marriages.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11822 on: May 28, 2018, 11:39:33 pm »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11823 on: May 29, 2018, 01:11:18 am »

C is almost certainly the "pay up or else" option, which is what I really want... Oh well. B will do.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11824 on: May 29, 2018, 04:23:06 am »

A

Lets settle the debt and normalize relations so that next time somebody fucks with Ruberta's family in Eldrican, she has an excuse to launch invasions.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11825 on: May 29, 2018, 11:40:52 am »

You decide to forego the old deal. Such a reply is sent to Elran V's court.

1176 AD, Summer

BLURGLGLGHLGHLGHLLGG.

The maid hastily takes the vomit-filled bowl from your side as the healers prepare a herbal tonic which strong, nostril-cleansing scent can be smelled even from your bed. You feel sick, tired, and exhausted since midnight, but the medics are positive its not food poisoning or anything.

After few more check-ups, there's only one explanation left - you're pregnant with Cyl's child! The healers will monitor your situation, but you face two important questions at the moment.

As for informing Cyl about being a father soon...

A) Duh!
B) Let's wait.

As for your administrative role as an Empress...

A) I'm not a honey bun, I can handle both my work and my pregnancy at once!
B) I should call in Cyl to substitute for me once pregnancy gets in the way, for now I'm fine.
C) I will reduce my work, delegating less important things to the Advisor, Statesmen and the court.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11826 on: May 29, 2018, 11:43:30 am »

BA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11827 on: May 29, 2018, 11:44:01 am »

AA
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11828 on: May 29, 2018, 11:44:05 am »

AA
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11829 on: May 29, 2018, 11:46:23 am »

BA Just wait 1 month and see the menstruation not coming or wait the belly increase a bit

and come on, we are administrating stuff not going to war. Just be firm for the guests to stop yelling (maybe some of them will avoid to being to hasty against us when they see our belly and it helps negotiation?)
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11830 on: May 29, 2018, 11:47:34 am »

Just wait 1 month and see the menstruation not coming or wait the belly increase a bit

Already happened, ya know, is why healers are positive its pregnancy v;
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11831 on: May 29, 2018, 11:47:59 am »

AB

Calling Cyl means we get to see more of him. Letting him rule means we get to learn more of his agenda. I'm for both of those things.

Also, it means he might be in the country for the Centennial of House Yoe, who are more his ancestors than they are ours.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11832 on: May 29, 2018, 12:08:25 pm »

AA
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11833 on: May 29, 2018, 12:14:31 pm »

AA

Cyl only has an agenda if we let him near the reins of government. I'm against it unless we need to call a Succession Council before the new heir is ready.

Centennial of House Yoe, who are more his ancestors than they are ours.

Don't we have an advantage from marrying into the line twice? We should be twice as Yoean now! Nobody alive can match our Yoeness! :P
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11834 on: May 29, 2018, 12:33:37 pm »

Cyl only has an agenda if we let him near the reins of government. I'm against it unless we need to call a Succession Council before the new heir is ready.

Cyl intentionally courted the woman who controls one of the region's largest economies and one of the region's largest armies, and he holds a +2 on rolls to boss her around. You can't tell me he doesn't have an agenda nor that we can stop him from pursuing it without doing something rash.
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