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Which secret containing book should we steal first?

Creatures Uncovered (Concerns the secrets of the beast warrior)
- 5 (10.2%)
Misconceptions About The Dragonlord (Concerns the secrets of dragons)
- 8 (16.3%)
Foundations of Blizzards (Concerns the secrets of wind and air as magical weapons)
- 4 (8.2%)
The Meaning of Dragonfire (Concerns the secrets of dragons)
- 2 (4.1%)
Book of Coagulation (Concerns the secrets of legendary cheese making)
- 26 (53.1%)
Look for more books, I want a different secret
- 0 (0%)
Let's just steal a slab and hope for the best
- 4 (8.2%)

Total Members Voted: 49


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Author Topic: The Bleeding of Modded Hell (Insect vampires and more cheese)  (Read 55510 times)

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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1110 on: May 09, 2018, 05:38:45 am »

so in other words
everything is fine
everything is on fire
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everything is fine
 everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
only at modded hell does this make sense

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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1111 on: May 09, 2018, 02:48:05 pm »

everything is fine
everything is on fire
I see no difference between these two phrases.
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1112 on: May 09, 2018, 06:35:37 pm »

it is an xkcd quote and also in this thread yes also sigged
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1113 on: May 09, 2018, 10:00:26 pm »

it is an xkcd quote and also in this thread yes also sigged

If you're referring to the dog saying "this is fine" while sitting in a burning house, that's actually from Gunshow, not xkcd.
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1114 on: May 10, 2018, 07:24:18 pm »

no there was a time that he said that
tho it is sort of obscure (as in it is no longer there) I think it is the one where he "broke twitter"
« Last Edit: May 10, 2018, 07:33:06 pm by Lunardog15 »
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1115 on: May 10, 2018, 07:27:28 pm »

If you're referring to the dog saying "this is fine" while sitting in a burning house, that's actually from Gunshow, not xkcd.
I was considering making a Modded Hell meme of this by pasting a koopa head over the dog and then filling the flaming background with forumites, rapidashes, and attack hellicopters, but chances are I'm never going to get around to it. But now you all get to imagine how great it would have been.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2018, 07:29:10 pm by MottledPetrel »
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1116 on: May 11, 2018, 12:00:10 am »

This is insane, I love it!

May I suggest you build a non-meat tower for ranged Koopas to sit on top of and shoot all these birds and hellacopters down before the become a problem.
Actually scratch that, build several of them all over that map and connect them via a tunnel system, and maybe an enclosed bridge.
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« Reply #1117 on: May 11, 2018, 01:46:22 am »

This is insane, I love it!

May I suggest you build a non-meat tower for ranged Koopas to sit on top of and shoot all these birds and hellacopters down before the become a problem.
Actually scratch that, build several of them all over that map and connect them via a tunnel system, and maybe an enclosed bridge.
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1118 on: May 11, 2018, 05:23:52 am »

I mean, there'd be literally no difference between a meat tower and a non-meat tower besides the fact that meat is a much more available resource and that it would be much cooler...
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1119 on: May 11, 2018, 06:06:56 am »

Sure, if you only consider the mechanics, but imagine the impact!  You have a ring of black stone towers encircling a centre point.  As a scout draws near, they see a hideous thing that can only be described as a mockery of existence itself.  A tower made of large chunks of the still-wiggling, still-bleeding flesh of hundreds, nay, thousands of creatures, jutting from the ground like a tentacle made of nightmares.  Strange, nonsensical angles that put Daedric ruins to shame.

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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1120 on: May 11, 2018, 06:16:09 am »

Sure, if you only consider the mechanics, but imagine the impact!  You have a ring of black stone towers encircling a centre point.  As a scout draws near, they see a hideous thing that can only be described as a mockery of existence itself.  A tower made of large chunks of the still-wiggling, still-bleeding flesh of hundreds, nay, thousands of creatures, jutting from the ground like a tentacle made of nightmares.  Strange, nonsensical angles that put Daedric ruins to shame.

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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1121 on: May 11, 2018, 10:30:28 am »

It's a nice effect lorewise: You approach the rumored location of a koopa fortress, and as you arrive to the general area of the fortress you see an imposing set of black stone guard towers surrounding a massive spiked red tower. You swear you see parts of the central tower writhe and squirm, but you blink and tell yourself it's just a big tower before you continue onward scouting the place.

You are almost inside their territory, as you get closer the smell hits you, this places reeks of meat decomposing in the sun. You are now certain that the tower is in fact writhing, as if thousands of living things are trapped inside the very walls of the tower.

You can see clearly it now, the entire tower is made out of meat, thousands of still living creatures struggling in torrent and thrashing desperately to escape from the walls they are a part of while bleeding profusely all sealed in with mortar made out of meat. The horror of it all almost makes you vomit, but you hold it in until you see the top of the tower. You notice that, their sapient captives are integrated into the roof of the tower, you puke into one of the many puddles of unknown liquids that litter the place. You must stay strong and assess their military for weakness and report back.

You truly know why this place is called Modded Hell now.
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« Reply #1122 on: May 11, 2018, 11:49:23 am »

I'm starting to realize the horrid reality that is the meat tower...

Yeah, we could do some black stone towers once we find some black stone. Of course, I've got a mod in that allows us to paint stone blocks to be different colors, but I feel like that would go against the theme everyone seems to be going for if the towers are just shoddily painted black. Of course, it also fits the fort's clerical name 'Modest Hell' pretty well seeing as the koopas would kinda have to fake the black obelisks with paint. I think jet is the closest stone we have to black, and it's kinda a dark grey...

You truly know why this place is called Modded Hell now.
This kinda explains why like 90% of the last invading force ran before the conflict even really began. Lore wise of course, I know exactly why they fled, most of the invading force was riding un-war trained horses that will naturally flee before any real conflict starts. But I can only imagine what our neighbors think of us...
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« Reply #1123 on: May 11, 2018, 01:26:38 pm »

I love what I have spawned here.  And yet, I am also terrified of it.
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Re: The Continued Burning of Modded Hell (It Just Keeps Getting Worse)
« Reply #1124 on: May 11, 2018, 01:36:45 pm »

Hee hee, gotta love the image of a giant tower of flesh and still-living bodies - wish we could get someone to illustrate it. Reminds me of Exdeath's castle from Final Fantasy 5.
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