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[MCreeper]

People in charge of heating make profit by boiling other people, therefore they are devils.

[dragdeler]

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[Maximum Spin]

You know, factory farming is a tragedy, especially how we treat pigs is not cool, they're such smart animals. But there is one thing I wholeheartedly support: they can never grind enough male chicks. The rooster is useless, ever watched footage of a scoop being attacked by a predator? The coward will hide hoping it passes over. All their agression potiential is towards beings they deem lower rank. Their soul is as ugly as their craw. Fittingly they are the heraldic animal of my country: a bunch of roosters together will never achieve anything but infight. All they do is boast. In the natural order of things roosters are less important and enjoyable than wasps and mosquitoes.


But at least I have the consolation that billions of smale male chicks are ground into powder, I'd rather smash them into pulp myself, but it's something.

“The things we dislike most in others are the characteristics we like least in ourselves.”

[Il Palazzo]

On the one hand there are obvious problems with deciding which animals to murderize based on their adherence to some particular kind of human morality. On the other hand, the possibilities for ethically-loaded branding are fantastic. Just imagine companies trying to make sure the customer knows their animal products were made only from the most depraved stock.
The Worst Wurst
Pâté-tic
Black Souls Pudding
The Heart of Duckness
Hot Damned Dog
Hag-gis

[King Zultan]

"We assure you that all of the animals we use were Nazis in past lives and they deserve to die twice!"

[dragdeler]

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[scriver]

Chicken in general are awful animals. Not a single drop of love in their entire bodies.

Truly they are the dinosaurs of our time.

[ZBridges]

Chicken in general are awful animals. Not a single drop of love in their entire bodies.

Truly they are the dinosaurs of our time.

Nope.

[dragdeler]

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[scriver]

Yeah it's a telling sign that your species is so devoid of any loving emotion that evolution had to come up with a contrived mechanic to make you bond with literally anything that movesfor a certain period of time because otherwise you kill and eat it

[ZBridges]

The species is devoid of any loving emotion because it has evolved to have loving emotions?

[scriver]

They're not feelings as we know them. They have no associated hormones or similar chemicals that we find in other species, even other birds with similar mechanics. It is more an innate, instinctual need to follow. Chickens are essentially tiny feathered orcs.

[ZBridges]

I literally just Googled it a second ago, and I found this, which says that chickens have feelings and the foundations of emotional empathy.  Did you check before saying that?

[scriver]

No, I made it all up

[Yoink]

Random thought: imagine an Amish kid doing stand-up comedy during Rumspringa.