We could steal the alcohol we need to get though the working day.
Of course-- you'll
steal the drinks! Serves the elf right for juicing your kinsfolk.
![](https://imgur.com/LDL0whR.png)
NINJA MUSHROOM STEALTH MODE: ACTIVATED
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You tiptoe into the tavern keeper's peripheral vision like only a sneaky mushroom can...
...
Jackpot!
![](https://imgur.com/o5fB6Bp.png)
This is rather an odd barrel, come to think of it. You've never seen barrel slats made of
stone before... must be a regional thing.
Flexing your mighty mushroom arms, you lift the entire barrel with one hand!
![](https://i.imgur.com/1hsgudv.png)
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You grab a shiny goblet to drink out of for good measure.
![](https://i.imgur.com/f9DwICh.png)
Oh no, you've been spotted!
![](https://imgur.com/a6wh130.png)
Hmm, he seems rather nervous about the copper spear you're wielding...
![](https://i.imgur.com/stChC1N.png)
NINJA MUSHROOM STEALTH MODE: DEACTIVATED
Yeah you bet your goose leather undies that's a weapon, now back off!Waving your copper spear menacingly, you stagger
![](https://imgur.com/yOsJaGX.png)
out to the back of the tavern.
![](https://imgur.com/52pAfzj.png)
The elf doesn't follow. Good, he
better not. Now for your ill-gotten spoils!
![](https://imgur.com/fPivsN3.png)
You've never really touched alcohol before. You've heard it makes people happy... you wonder if that's true?
You don't really have a mouth, so you just kinda... pour the liquid over yourself. You can feel it seeping through your flesh.
![](https://imgur.com/7bSJZOG.png)
Hmm, not bad... you don't feel any waves of euphoria coming on tho.
![](https://i.imgur.com/m0pMzRR.png)
Maybe if you drink more?
![](https://i.imgur.com/q5MjgsI.png)
Hmm.
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MORE
...
Ooog.
![](https://i.imgur.com/ZXY3seC.png)
You appear to be... leaking? A nasty-smelling sludge-- excess alcohol, and various waste products of your fungal digestive system-- drips from your gills, collecting into a pile at your succulent feet.
![](https://i.imgur.com/1S90TrH.png)
That was decidedly unpleasant.
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Still, you certainly won't need to take in more liquids any time soon. Onward!
What do you do?