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Author Topic: Smallhands - nearly 40 years and still tiny!  (Read 416243 times)

Spriggans

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #870 on: January 10, 2021, 02:23:31 pm »

Yes ! Vodkaaa !!
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King Zultan

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #871 on: January 11, 2021, 03:11:30 am »

Vodka shall fuel our dwarves!
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #872 on: January 14, 2021, 10:58:06 am »

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun  :D

I will try to finish up my turn today.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #873 on: January 14, 2021, 11:10:09 am »

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun  :D

I will try to finish up my turn today.
We had an alpaca run the fort. Twice. One of the times, it wasn’t even alive.
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

recon1o6

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #874 on: January 14, 2021, 02:51:44 pm »

I enjoy that nobody questions my choice to use a literal child as the overseer.

very fun  :D

I will try to finish up my turn today.

Well this fort's overseers haven't exactly been the most...normal

We've had:
  • The smallest dwarf in existence
  • A religious architect
  • A forgotten beast observer
  • A dwarf so traumatised by zombies they had a name change
  • Emotionless ghoul
  • Reclaimation agent on behalf of HM the insane queen
  • The keeper of bees and graves
  • The sole survivor and echnida hater
  • A dwarven major general
  • Paranoid haulier
  • An alpaca engineer
  • A captured necromancer
  • No longer emotionless ghoul
  • Pressganged ghoul
  • Dictator bartender
  • Disguised group of bees
  • A murderous scientist
  • Undead alpaca engineer
  • An eternal ghoul
  • Body swapping Bartender turned Dictator
  • The sanest noble: the sole survivor
  • Mad scientist on thin ice

So a child wouldn't exactly be out of the realm of possibility. Aside from the fact smallhands tended to uh...lose its children
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King Zultan

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #875 on: January 15, 2021, 04:51:12 am »

Than we must do our upmost to protect this child, but not the other ones as they aren't as important.
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Spriggans

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #876 on: January 15, 2021, 05:03:40 am »

This child is the only pure thing this cursed fort has !
We must care for him, protect him. His sanity must endure for at least 3 months

Keep him away from the booze stockpile !

EDIT : If we really cared for him, he should be tossed in a dirt hole and sealed from everything else. Throw him some drinks/food, and it should be fine. Add dogs and echidnaes if you want.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2021, 05:06:06 am by Spriggans »
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #877 on: January 16, 2021, 01:41:57 am »

PTW for now and maybe participate later when I get a better idea about What the hell this is? It certainly looks interesting. I might take a turn but I am not experienced in DF things like minecarts, necros and military dorfs and it looks like traps might not work here.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #878 on: January 17, 2021, 12:48:07 am »

Shoot, I sadly might have to quit because of the stupidest reason I could probably have imagined:
I somehow lost my mouse so I can't actually get into the game  :-\
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recon1o6

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #879 on: January 17, 2021, 06:58:15 am »

you can navigate any computer interface with a keyboard, its fiddly but it works
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #880 on: January 17, 2021, 07:15:47 am »

Fitting to be defeated by the smallest tool.

Let me know how it's going. I can squeak in play in the mornings while baby and wife are still snoozing, so should get through my turn quick

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #881 on: January 18, 2021, 03:35:16 pm »

Shoot, I sadly might have to quit because of the stupidest reason I could probably have imagined:
I somehow lost my mouse so I can't actually get into the game  :-\

oh btw, you can get a usb mouse very cheap, just order off your phone or something
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King Zultan

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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #882 on: January 19, 2021, 02:14:07 am »

Some of the dollar stores can have a cheap USB mouse.
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #883 on: January 20, 2021, 05:07:21 pm »

I have since found the mouse but I think ill pass, due to school, a bit of a lack of motivation, etc.

Sorry about that  :(
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Re: Smallhands - it's like a tiny home but filled with ghouls
« Reply #884 on: January 20, 2021, 07:19:44 pm »

No worries! I'll dig into it this week.
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