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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #945 on: September 22, 2009, 11:55:18 pm »
I once had a neighboring Dwarven civ named "The Basement Of Delight." Their primary exports were leather items and chains.
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« Reply #946 on: September 23, 2009, 01:33:55 am »
[Something-or-other] Bearowned, a recruited townsperson I nabbed. Was killed by a bear, funnily enough.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #947 on: September 23, 2009, 07:59:57 am »
Delicious irony. I love it.
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« Reply #948 on: September 23, 2009, 04:45:45 pm »
My Adamantine Clad Human Adventurer, after slaughtering a Gobbo Fortress and Saving a Young Girl, was given the name John Somethingsomething the Lyrical Lute of Princesses.
I'm gonna make a RandomNameGenerator race and slaughter them.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #949 on: September 23, 2009, 10:22:37 pm »
My group name was The Fellowship of Roughness in Dwarf Mode.
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« Reply #950 on: September 23, 2009, 10:45:29 pm »
So I'm wandering around a goblin dark fortress with my Human adventure and my new found goblin lackey (he's a bow user... with better Armour then me. My adventure has a left glove. and thats all. No other clothes. Anywhere.) when I find a familiar smiley face. I'm like 'Hey a dwarf!' so I go over to it and talk to it. It's a prisioner named Lokum Sportcity.

He has a cousin named Urist Lantrenferns.

EDIT: My bad, its a human dark fortress apparently.
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« Reply #951 on: September 26, 2009, 10:25:43 am »
I had a dwarf axeman named Bim Ashpainted. Bim got several enemies by stealing from them. Among them was The Future Band of Apes. Bim got into a fight in Reveredhouses, a small town he had previously stolen from. One of the attackers was Ejel Siegewatchful, a female elite bowman. She never hit Bim so I suspect she got her job because of her name. Bim killed Stalith Snarllarks and Lubbe Brotherfleshy. After a long battle Bim bled to death, slain by Sathra Scrubbedwisps. A fisherman.

My next character was a human named Ngojo Queenhummed. I made Ngojo an axeman so I could loot Bims corpse. I decided that I should bury Bims corpse in a cave, so to find one I got a quest from good old Ejel Siegewatchful, who was at The Skins of Cremation. Lovely name for a town hall, isn't it? I had to kill Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking, a female minotaur. Ashro was in a cave called The Scar of Requiring.
I also liked how Ashro introduced herself.
"I am Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking. Slayer of Nithros Budfell. I questioned his potency after ineffective thrusting".
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« Reply #952 on: September 26, 2009, 03:24:41 pm »
the future band of apes? they're not exactly optimistic on their future are they?
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« Reply #953 on: September 26, 2009, 03:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Dragooble on September 26, 2009, 03:24:41 pm
the future band of apes? they're not exactly optimistic on their future are they?
Think "Planet of the Apes"
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« Reply #954 on: September 28, 2009, 01:12:24 am »
I just rolled a Human named "Elku Wetdream."
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« Reply #955 on: September 29, 2009, 04:13:53 pm »
Started a humie fortress in a world I made ridiculously hard (Orcs, Murlocs, and Raptors; elves use steel!) and embarked in the frozen tundra around a volcano. As if that weren't dwarfy enough, the RNG gave me "Drunkendeaths" for the fortress name and "The Band of Problems" for the group.
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« Reply #956 on: September 29, 2009, 05:58:55 pm »
I reacted viscerally last night when I came across a Dark Fortress named "anusscorpions."  Eeeeeeeuuughhhhh....
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #957 on: September 29, 2009, 09:28:49 pm »
Quote from: PermanentInk on September 29, 2009, 05:58:55 pm
I reacted viscerally last night when I came across a Dark Fortress named "anusscorpions."  Eeeeeeeuuughhhhh....

Agh, geez, I need brain bleach here. I'm cringing.

The only thing worse would be "urethra scorpions"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #958 on: September 29, 2009, 10:12:07 pm »
Quote from: PermanentInk on September 29, 2009, 05:58:55 pm
I reacted viscerally last night when I came across a Dark Fortress named "anusscorpions."  Eeeeeeeuuughhhhh....
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« Reply #959 on: September 29, 2009, 10:39:44 pm »
Aaaghh, why did I skip to the end of this thread :(

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