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Author Topic: Team Fortress 2: World's #1 War-Based Hat Simulator  (Read 781646 times)

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5745 on: June 23, 2011, 12:44:41 pm »

My god.

 This thing is downright inspired.

 G-Mod animations have really gone a long way.

My God. I laughed for ten minutes and now my family is looking at me funny.

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5746 on: June 23, 2011, 01:40:09 pm »

Is it even possible to play as spy?

It's not really helped by the fact like 90% of maps are blatant linear tunnel shoots.

Have you seen some people play spy? They can wipe out half a team if played correctly.

And even the most linear maps have multiple branching paths, coupled with invisibility I find getting behind the enemy team to be the easiest part of playing spy.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5747 on: June 23, 2011, 01:54:38 pm »

Problem is, I play with the best scouts/snipers ever. They'll jump around a corner, hit the ground, and headshot me while I'm cloaked. Scouts I'll hit me with the stunball while I'm cloaked, thne proceed to beat me to death.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5748 on: June 23, 2011, 02:17:51 pm »

Problem is, I play with the best scouts/snipers ever. They'll jump around a corner, hit the ground, and headshot me while I'm cloaked. Scouts I'll hit me with the stunball while I'm cloaked, thne proceed to beat me to death.
Looks like you're out of luck then.  Going to have to give up now.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5750 on: June 23, 2011, 04:56:25 pm »

NEW PYRO WEAPON. http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html

Damn, I didn't notice this one before. (The link is the tiny chalk gas mask on the Soldier's chalkboard.  :o )

Of course, I assume there's a downside here somewhere - perhaps it won't crit already-burning targets? Still, if it detonates in the air, that means it has a blast radius... which means you can ignite entire packs of opponents with a single well-placed shot. Awesome!
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5751 on: June 23, 2011, 05:02:02 pm »

And here I looked all over the place for easter eggs...
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5752 on: June 23, 2011, 05:51:09 pm »

NEW PYRO WEAPON. http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/thedetonator.html
Of course, I assume there's a downside here somewhere - perhaps it won't crit already-burning targets? Still, if it detonates in the air, that means it has a blast radius... which means you can ignite entire packs of opponents with a single well-placed shot. Awesome!

The wiki says it will mini-crit burning targets instead of full-on crit, and only on direct hits (rather than blast radius). It's been a beta weapon for a while so I figure that's what they're basing it on. Also, you're vulnerable to your own explosions, but that's a pretty small drawback. Especially since you can flarejump ambush now. Yessss.

Apparently no Engi gear, but that might be a psyche-out?

The suspense is killing me for the final update. It should be pretty soon.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5753 on: June 23, 2011, 05:55:25 pm »

But but... I'm an engie... I want engie stuff! :(
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5754 on: June 23, 2011, 05:59:32 pm »

It would be astonishing if the packed out everyone except the engie. Anyway, we still have today and friday to go.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5755 on: June 23, 2011, 06:04:23 pm »

Update... not out yet.... REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH...NOT OUT YET....
Scout has gone stark raving mad.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5756 on: June 23, 2011, 06:10:34 pm »

Have you seen some people play spy? They can wipe out half a team if played correctly.

Today i tried spy for the first time in ages, and for some reason the enemy just couldn't handle me ( they were probably lol-bad :D ). I was playing on that train depo map and at first I just decided to try and aim at my spawn and then hop backwards as if I was running away. Boom, not a single enemy shot me while i was crossing to the other side for something like 20 minutes. It was just hilarous. I managed to get 3-5 enemies in super heavily crowded areas per life.

Hop backwards
Wait for enemy
Stab stab stab stab stab stab
Jump into water
Jump out disguised
Start from top
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Profit
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5757 on: June 23, 2011, 06:19:45 pm »

Update... not out yet.... REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH...NOT OUT YET....
Scout has gone stark raving mad.

1) Join TF2 Official Steam group.
2) Play games on Steam.
3) Watch corner of screen for update notification from TF2 team.
4) ...
5) POFFIT!
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5758 on: June 23, 2011, 06:21:31 pm »

I don't want poffit, also, I think I know when the updates are released.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Über update! "Danke, Dummkopfs!"
« Reply #5759 on: June 23, 2011, 06:32:19 pm »

But but... I'm an engie... I want engie stuff! :(
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