One missing, which means: Rolls coming up!
Rolls!
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I attempt to become invincible to all physical damage. (4)
You only become a little bit impervious to blunt damage. (+1 against blunt weapons)
Kashyyk
Attempted Action (AI): I search for a spiky helmet. (1)
You find a suitably spiky helmet, but it falls on the floor and shatters! (6) In Matrix-like slow-motion you avoid all of the flying splinters, but come crashing on the ground! (6) You push yourself away the ground, come rising into the air again, execute a backflip and land on your feet. You gain 3 xp in awesomeness!
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I go on a spirit quest to find my inner cake. (4)
Diving into your mind, you searh long for your inner cake and finally find it. For a second you catch a glimpse on it, and are utterly inspired by its perfectness to make a cake that will match this glorious sight. (+1 to next cake creation, further +1 if target cake is an artifact)
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I try and master my weapon. (5, dice gods are favoring you)
Executing numerous slashes, stabs, parrying moves and whatnot with your rapier, you feel your proficiency with the weapon rapidly increase. (+3 xp in rapier user)
Boksi
I execute a flying kick through whatever door, doorway or portal there is in here. (6)
You suddenly feel great power arising in you. You roar, jump in the air, hover for several seconds, and execute a flying kick faster than the speed of sound. (4) The door withstands the onslaught for a couple of seconds, then breaks out of its frame and lets the kicker go. (3) Flying another five meters, you finally collapse on the ground. (2) What you saw and the exhaustion caught up to you. You go unconscious.
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll pray to the Fire Goddess for knowledge of Fire Magic. (3)
The fire goddess doesn't seem particularily interested. She gives you 1 xp in fire magic, then tells you to bugger off.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I train my beard mace skills by breaking things with it. (6)
You spin around a bit, trying to hit stuff, but soon you spin far too speedy and take off. (1) Your head screws itself into the ceiling! You are now pretty much stuck. (+2 xp to beardmace, dizzyness)
Org
Attempted Action: I call the power of MORK! (5)
Da great Mork hearz the calling of his faithful servant Org and decides to give him some of his power! Org dashes towards the gollum, rips its head off, and re-inserts the power gem into the klaw! (You're now Very Strong, giving you +1 str and negating any eventual str penalties from weapons.)
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I focus myself, and create a cheesecake warhammer! It combines the spheres of cheese and cake for a weapon twice as powerful! (4)
You focus. Nothing happens. You focus a bit more. Still nothing happens. As you're about to give up, a cheesecake warhammer materializes! (-1 dmg, has to roll for breaking after usage, stench damage roll for anyone capable of smelling it)
Background Check (6): There's a sudden, ghastly silence.
There's a sudden ghastly noise.
There's a sudden ghastly silence.
The room you were in disappears and gives way to a largish, round room that appears to be a control central. In the middle, there's a column that, if being inspected closely, is really a large supercomputer used for whatever purposes. Around the computer, there are control terminals and comfortable seats. It seems that there was a meeting not too long ago. From the terminals, it's approximately twenty meters to the next wall. You can barely see the ceiling.
On the walls appear to be doors.
Information overload! Make a saving roll.
Yanlin (1) passes out.
Kashyyk (3) stays conscious thanks to the adrenaline rush.
Cheetar (1) can't bear the overload either.
Org (6) is way too energized to succumb.
thunderclan (6) resists.
wehtamjd92 (1) is too dizzy and exhausted to do anything.
Squeegy (3) is kept conscious thanks to the smell.
A booming voice is heard.
Forbidden: Knives
Recommended: Spirit MagicStatusYanlin
Status: Lying on the ground. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills:
Novice Awesome,
Dabbling Farter,
Dabbling Gravity Defier.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons.
Effects:
Unconscious.
JP: 0
Kashyyk
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items:
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Skills:
Novice Searcher,
Novice Sun Mage,
Novice Awesome.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying.
Effects: None.
JP: 0
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Fake Battle Cake
that menaces with spikes of icing.
Skills:
Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner,
Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Unconscious,
Inspired.
JP: 0
Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt,
cool rapier.
Skills:
Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage,
Novice Rapier User.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma.
JP: 0
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker,
Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Unconscious.
JP: 0
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Blood-smeared cleric's robe, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning, a shortsword,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
spiked boots.
Skills:
Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher,
Dabbling Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Smells.JP: 0
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills:
Novice Spearman,
Dabbling Macebeard User.
Abilities:
Mace-beard.Effects:
Unconscious.
JP: 0
Org
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked. Items:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers
Skills:
Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Dodger,
Novice Improvised Material Crafter.
Abilities:
Very Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 0
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items:
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammerSkills:
Proficient Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Proficient Cake MageAbilities:
Learner.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 0
Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+1 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
I'd like to remind everyone that the items in their inventory won't give their bonuses unless you equip them. Thanks.
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