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[Nyxalinth]

And some of the regular old raws, while we still have them. I wonder what wonders will the next version bring?

[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF]  Bro do you even wave?

[BERSERK_CITY]  sounds like an anime!

[MORE:YAK]  Yes, please.

[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI]  Phoenix Wright:  Objection!  There's mushrooms on the floor this morning!

[SKIP_ON_KILLS]  "What in Armok's name is he doing?"  "I believe that's the do si do."

[MIGRANT_BONING:5000] Urist McMom gives birth x 4999

[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] Well, I'm screwed...

[TOOL_PEOPLES]  don't talk to the Wrench People, I hear they're real tools.

[DIE_WHEELBARROW]  What did it do to you?

[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES]  Urist, we need more Febreeze!

[Nyxalinth]

Here's my own.  Hope they're funny ones

was (overjoyed to drink lately  --Every dwarf ever

was forced to endure the dirt recently 

was upset by having a legendary meal lately

had a cathartic experience crying on somebody wearing tables lately

admired of eating the scarcity

acquired a bond with making the dead sibling lately

has been/pleased to bring room recently

has complained in a setting rooms lately

conducted a meeting in a fit of an annoying another lately

was woken by a lover to tragedy recently

was complained of eating in a great/a lot be property to have been attacked by a deadline missed by a dead corpse recently  --. Zombies
will be responsible for meeting mandates?

has lost a crime recently  --Damn it, now where did I put that robbery?

was (overjoyed the decay of a well lately

was forced to be/happy citizen lately Dwarves live in North Korea?

was irritated) to be re-elected --said no politician ever

has been/pleased to be forced to eat a father

(was irritated having another year --Fuck birthdays, man. 

celebrated having enough chests lately

had a pretentious (official meeting in a good bedroom recently

sustained in nightmares by a wonderful/comp

protection went smoothly lately   --Urist McMobster has been happy lately.  He was pleased to have broken someone's legs lately.  He was happy to have successfully extorted someone recently.

gave somebody annoying lately

was complained in an artifact

made a satisfying a mayor recently

was unhappy to be wearing a poor bedroom recently

dined of the sun lately

conducted a bond with mother year

enjoyed that a crime recently

was forced to endure the tax collection escorts lately

was embarrassed to have been attacked lately

has lost a f

had a satisfied to eat a bedroom recently

conducted a meeting recently

was worried great/a lot better/better/a little better/better/a little better) after gaining the lack of cage recently

became a mandate dead sibling(s) recently

was embarrassed to endure the state of demands recently

 own dead friend to endure the sun lately

was irritated by long partner recently  --Oh dear *bites lips*

enjoyed to be/happy to have become a parent of rage recently

was woken by not having enough chests lately

talked with the expedition of a long-dead corpse recently

slept in a very poor setting in a new romance lately

has been tired own dead mother rank somebody could not be punishment reduced recently

talk to a pile of demands recently

was forced to endure the scarcity of a personal palace recently  --Damn nobles are never happy!

conducted a noble lately

had a satisfying lately

gained in a grudge recently

dined with the ridiculous conviction of a lover lately

was pleased at the decay of a spouse

was grumbling lately

has been (haunted/possessed/tormented/tortured) by a wonderful drink bloody water lately

was pleased at somebody recently

enjoyed by own dead child lately

admired of eating room recently

has been) able hammer lately

was upset by not having an animal received from duty  --I wanted a war dog, too! (pouts)

has been tormented/tormented/tormented/possessed/tormented/tormented/tortured) by a pet lately

 was forced to reach a rough cabinets lately

conducted major injuries recently

admired a noble lately  --MAGMA.  NOW.

ate a wonderful dining room recently

has been satisfied to endure the state of dining room recently

has been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by the nasty water lately

had a legendary dining patrol duty lately

some of these are horrible!

[Sean Mirrsen]

Not bad! I wouldn't mind a dining patrol duty, myself.

Here's some more regular raws:

[HELMET_SNATCHERRY]

[WEREBEASTPLATE]

[IMPROVABLE:ACCEPTACLE_CHOKEHOLD:10071]

[BLOCK_FLAG_WITH_HIDE_EFFECT]

[KILLS_TO_OWNER]

[END_YELLOW_LEADER]

[OBJECTIVITY:MEET_WORKED_OWL_MAKER]

[SHOOT_WEAPON:ADAMANTING_FULL_HISTLE_CUTTER_RARE]

[HABIT:EAT_SURPRISE_CLOTHIER] (pffffft....)

[VOLCANISM_POISON_ACTOR]

[HABIT_NUMBERED_REACTIONS_FROM:PYTHON_MANDRILLA]

[EXHAUSTIFICE:51]

[COMMANDALISTER]

[ADJECTILE_SLICINGSTAR]

[VEGETATIONALITY]

[PLAN:BOOKKEEPERCUSSIONS]

[TWO_HANGING_POINTS:COMMON]

[USE_EVIL_RAINFALL_MAN]

[ATTACK:EDGE_ATTACHMENTS]

[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:1:DAILY:0:169]

[FOUND:BY_CATCHER]

[HAVE_FIRE:CHIMPANZEE]

[VOLCANO_MINIFORGE]

[BEACH-FACES_ENGINEER]

[VEGETATION:PUNCH_ATTACKER]

[NO_BREAST]

[CURIOSITIONALITY]

[WORD:SUNSTONE:CARMIN_KILL_MAKING_GREAT]

[NATURAL_SKIRT_SKULKING_POINTS:SWAMP_TROPICAL]

...
[ETHIC:ASSAGE_PORRIDGE] >_<

[King Kravoka]

A bit late, but "was forced to wear clothing lately" sounds like an outcome of toady implementing a nudism personality facet.
Now I want to mod in vomite.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Even more RAW travesties!:

[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]

[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]

[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]

[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]

[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]

[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]

[SHOOT_REAR:300]

[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]

[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))

[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))

[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]

[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))

[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]

[MASTER_ATTACKERY]

[EROSION_FREEDOM]

[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]

[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]

((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]

[Sergarr]

[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

2hu for lyfe

[Nyxalinth]

Even more RAW travesties!:

[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]

[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]

[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]

[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]

[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]

[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]

[SHOOT_REAR:300]

[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]

[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))

[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))

[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]

[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))

[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]

[MASTER_ATTACKERY]

[EROSION_FREEDOM]

[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]

[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]

((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]

I always enjoy yours the most.  How do you do them?  I mean how many lines, from what raws, and your settings?  I get mostly gibberish when I do the raws.

[Sean Mirrsen]

The last few sets were made on Level 5, Full Random Travesty. I usually do them 5000 characters at a time so there's less of a chance of a good line being trimmed off. There are still a lot that are nonsensical, incomplete, or repeats though, so it takes some sorting through the output to get the gems.

As for source, I cheat a little and don't use only raws. I also take the world_gen.txt and d_init.txt file from the settings folder, as well as the announcements.txt from somewhere else. They're all in the same tagged format, and end up greatly contributing to the output variance. I also plop them all in the same folder for ease of access, and literally just hold Ctrl and click through the whole thing at random. A lot of times having too much text only impedes getting a few good results, because there are too many possibilities.

Some more RAWs!

[SMALL_HISTORMENTOUS:STAB:gorno]

[INITE:CHANGE_MIDNIGHT_TROLL_NUMBERED]

[HARD_HEAD]

[EXTRUSIVE_SWALLOW:FIREJET]

[LOCK_SKILL:MUSICALLY_ERODE_EXTRAVISIBLE_LIVE:VEINS:YES]

[FISH_CAVE:ALBATROSS_MANDRILS] ((...to the modder-mobile!))

[TOTAL_OCELOT_MAGMA]

[REACH-FACED_LORIKEET]

[PRODUCT_DIMENSITY:IMAGINATIVE]

[ENGRASSLAND_FOOT_AROUNDERER]

[BOILING_ALWAYS:NOEMOTIONAL]

[BEACH-FACE]

[ALL_HISTORK_MAMBA_MANGROVE]

[INVADERSWIM_SPECIALATTACK:KICK_ANIMAL]

[VOLCANISM_WALKING]

[BIOME:SWORD:AUBURNS_SHAPING_HEALING]

[ITEM:SMALL_MAN]

[COFFIN_MAGPIE]

[CHANGING:MISCHIEVOURER] ((oh ye gods))

[NAME_ADD_MAGMA] ((always a good idea))

[OBJECTED_COMBAT:6] ((another fighting game title by Pacifist Entertainment Ltd.))

[SHOW_EMBARK_BLOOD_MAN]

[MORE:NAIL:UPPERBODY_EYES:STANDARD_HEAD:NO] ((more nails in my standard head's upperbody eyes? No, thanks.))

[MELTER:CHANGE_TEMPERATE:TAIGA] ((melters can change temperature of a lot of things))

((And finally:))
[WAGONFIREJET]

[Sean Mirrsen]

I'll be keeping this up if nobody minds. ^_^

[IS_HIST_STONE_STRUCK_DEEP_SEA]

[WOOD_BUSH_INCISOR:right.]

[COLOSSUM_MAN]

[UNIT_PRECIPITATION_ARCTIC]

[OBJECT_CAN_SPEAK]

[SHOOT_WEASEL]

[UTTER:SPONGEVITY:INTUITION_MOUTH]

[BODY_FLYING_BLOODSUCKER_TILE_LARGE REGION]

[SOIL_COLOSSUM]

[OROGRAPHIC_PORRIDGE:ANALYTICAL]

[POPULATION_LEGGING_VENOM_ATTACKER]

[SHOW_EMBARK_INJURED:BY_TYPE:GRASS:GYPSUM]

[DODGE_PORRIDGE:2HEAD:TAIGA]

[TOTEMABLE_TEMPLATE_MAN]

[NIGHT_BLOW_GREAVES]

[USE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]

[ATTACK_PRIORITY:VULNERABILITY:LIPS:lips]

[TRANSFORMITTEN]

[DEMON_DOMESTIC]

((And finally:))
[FIREIMMUNE_SUPER_GIANTAXEBLADE]
((Well, that's just dandy.))

[TheFlame52]

WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU POST SUCH GOLD

[Nyxalinth]

[COLOSSUM_MAN]

Next on Mystery Science Theater: 3000--The Amazing Colossum Man!

And thanks.  I'll give that process a try sometime.

[Blastbeard]

Meh, I'm bored, let's give this a shot.

[RULES_FROM_TALLOW]
Oh, this is gonna be fun.

[PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
So THAT's what musicality is f- OH GOD MY EARS

[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET]
It's like the elves got bored with exile and came up with something more diabolical.

[SEMIMEGABEASTMAN]
Sounds like a band name.

[CURIOUSBEAST_ITEM_THIEF]
It comes to your fortress to kidnap your lurking kobolds. I'm okay with this.

[BRAG_ON_KILL:HAMMERER]
I shot the hammerer, but I didn't shoot the deputy!

[GENDER_FAT]
Sadly, I've seen this in real life.

[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
There's a yo momma joke in this somewhere, it's probably what [GENDER_FAT] wears.

[USE_TISSUES]
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and let you figure this one out yourselves.

[AMMO:ITEM_SHIELD]
brb making a gun that shoots shields

[Sean Mirrsen]

Whee, more people posting!

[NUMBERED_STARVER] ((A number of people are starving!))

[FOOD_PROFANE] ((And this is why!))

[ENDGAME_TURBAN:UNTAMED_ADJUSTIFY]

[MUSCULPT]

[NIGHT:2EYESTAB] ((fear the night))

[SHOES_FROG_MANAGE]

[FRIENDLY_CURSE]

[PLAY FUNGI]

[GOOD_PLATYPUS]

[USE_MINK_MAN]

[SKILLS_TOO:WEAK]

[SHOES:MUSIC]

[DOES_BOOT] ((Attention waterpumps, und Tanzen))

[AMBUSHER:UPTURNED] ((carnivorous turtles have little success on land))

((And finally:))
[COMBAT_WOMBAT]

[Sean Mirrsen]

Keeping a steady stream going:

[USE_GOLD_MORTARMS]

[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXTERNAL]

[UNDEAD_BRIDGE]

[TILE_COUGH_BLOW_LEAKS]

[WEAPON_CUTTERFLY_MONSTERLING:enchantinguish man-shaped lizards]

[BOILING_SQUIRES_POP_RAT]

[FEATHER_CONVERT_TORTURE]

[GHOST_ARROW:ABOVE:BY_POSITIONED]

[SET_MOUNT_EXTREME_ROAST]

[DODGE_POISON_AXE]

[ART_FACE:RADIANTAXEBLADE]

[UNDEAD_TROUT_RAIN:braies]

[EXTREME_REAR_CUTTER]

[EXECUTIONS_FROM_WEAPON_WHIP]

[ENTER_TENTACLE_STYLE:HAIR_TISSUES]

[PLAN:FACIAL_BRAIN]

[EXHAUSTIFICIALATTACK_INDIGO]

[IMMOLATE:DARK_PENGUIN_EMPEROR]

[UNDEAD_BRICKLER]

[OBJECTILE_SLAM_INTO_UNIT_COMMON]

[HARD_BEDROOM_HELM:COMMON]

((And finally:))
[EXTREME_RAINBOW]

[Nyxalinth]

[ENDGAME_TURBAN:UNTAMED_ADJUSTIFY]

I think this is a JRPG endgame boss from that [BERSERK_CITY] a few updates ago.  His name is Turban, and he calls out his main attack, which is UNTAMED ADJUSTIFY!

Comedy gold, as always!