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[kaenneth]

If the earth collapses into a black hole that week, we'll know who to blame.

[Remuthra]

(no tanks are even close to being street legal)

The hardest part of making a tank street legal is replacing the metal treads with rubber ones.
Lights and indicators are pretty simple and could probably be done in an afternoon if you know how.

Other alterations vary by tank and locality.

Forget that man, what about the weight? Most tanks are far above maximum weight regulations and would destroy streets just by being on them.

Tank- A large waterproof container designed to hold liquids for long periods of time.
Actually it's not too hard to find a relatively modern American tank under 40 tons. The problem is width. So you're looking at an import, pre-WW2, or something that isn't technically a tank.

So a half-track?


What is the definition of "tank" we're using here?

[Furtuka]

Woohoo!

[miauw62]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

[Morrigi]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

[Remuthra]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

Plus five golden rings!

[Ameablable]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

Plus five golden rings!

plus six geese a laying!

[Baneling]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

Plus five golden rings!

plus six geese a laying!

Is there a rule against pyramids this big? I hope not. They look cool.

Also, of course - plus seven swans a-singing.

[RedKing]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

Plus five golden rings!

plus six geese a laying!

Is there a rule against pyramids this big? I hope not. They look cool.

Also, of course - plus seven swans a-singing.

Eight electrons whizzing!

[RedWarrior0]

I think there's a rule against needlessly large pyramids, yes. This is not as bad as they have been. However, after the point of "I'm contributing to the pyramid even though the discussion is dead", I think that they should stop.

[Tellemurius]

Woo! I get a weeks placement at the LHC in CERN next March. Will be awesome.

You have all of my jealous. All of it.

Seconded. Very very much seconded.

Thirded a fucking shitton.

Fourthed three fucking shittons.

Plus five golden rings!

plus six quarks of quarking!

SCIENCE FIXED

[Putnam]

knock down the pyramid

anyway this made me happy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYso30L9zI

[tahujdt]

Welp, I just learned in some parts of the US I may be able to make a tank/armoured car.
I have to move there someday.

There's no law against owning a (disarmed) tank in the US. You just have to have enough money to buy one, get the military or a private collector to sell you one, and find a place to drive it (no tanks are even close to being street legal).

Anyway, have YMCA, Soviet March Edition.

Make was the operative word there. It would be an absolutely massive pain in the ass, but then I can say I built my very own tank. And then distribute the blueprints online. Oop! Onto the watch list I go.

Distribute them as a 3D-model so people can print their own tank?

No! Children will be printing tanks! People will shoot each other with tank cannons over minor disputes! It'll kill the world!

Nonsense! Once everyone has a tank, no one will actually use theirs because of the fear of retaliation. And the world will enter a golden age of peace and prosperity that we can all proudly watch through the tiny viewport of our tanks. [/NSA Shill]

Double nonsense! You must be a redneck KKK white supremacist racist nazi bigot conservative Christian fundie redneck hick who has sex with his cousin! You must want dead children!

Please, someone, think of the children! Do we really want to teach our kids to use tanks before they can walk? If they learn to drive a tank before they can reach the pedals properly, they'll never be as good as they should be!

I love this forum because we construct strawmen politicals about ourselves to save the other side the trouble.

Also, just re-watched 'Robots'. Lots of adult jokes.

"Honey, I'm home! Aww, I missed the delivery."
"That's OK," *holds up box of robot parts* "making the baby is the fun part."

Also, the male sign on the bathroom door was a plug, and the female sign was a socket.

[JoshuaFH]

Woohoo!

After taking my newly acquired 3DS XL around with me like a buddy on several outings, I was surprised to even get ONE streetpass. Maybe with this I can finally topple that tower in Find Mii!

[Bauglir]

I got my laptop to run DVDs again! I can finally have something to do while selling my precious bodily fluids.