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[Squeegy]

okay well i'll at least make a commitment before I go play more gmod

Cheddarius, Mission, Ewart, and Gray encounter two Enemy Soldiers!

Cheddarius AUTOFAILS his hide roll!
Ewart AUTOFAILS his hide roll!
Gray AUTOFAILS his hide roll!

Turn 1 - Allies
To come!

[Cheddarius]

What? How'd we autofail?
> punch furiously with gauntlets

[Diablous]

My guess is that you your hiding ability sucks.

[Archangel]

Presumably you need the hiding skill before you can hide.

[mission0]

Charge at the foes with the others

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Yeah I figured if they didn't enter our hut, maybe they would just pass by :/

Oh well, we can still salvage something here. We ened to all attack the same guy, kill him, and thus prevent him from attacking in later rounds. Longsword Guy is more durable, but also more dangerous, and I think it's important that he goes down first. That's why I chose him. I figure at least some of our attacks will miss parts of his armor.

[Cheddarius]

Do you think I should pour some of my bubbly green potion on someone, or just punch?

[mission0]

Yeah I figured if they didn't enter our hut, maybe they would just pass by :/

Oh well, we can still salvage something here. We ened to all attack the same guy, kill him, and thus prevent him from attacking in later rounds. Longsword Guy is more durable, but also more dangerous, and I think it's important that he goes down first. That's why I chose him. I figure at least some of our attacks will miss parts of his armor.

I'll follow his lead on the attack, while still keeping my eye on the other.

[Strife26]

Go with the plan.

[Squeegy]

Turn 1 - Allies
Mission swings his Iron War hammer at Enemy Soldier #2! (9)
The War Hammer barely grazes Enemy Soldier #2.

Turn 1 - Axis Enemies
Enemy Soldier #1 swings his Wooden Morningstar at Cheddarius! (19)
Cheddarius blunders into the Enemy Soldier's swing! (3)
Cheddarius is bowled over by the Enemy Soldier's swing and dealt 1 damage. (18, 1)

Enemy Soldier #2 stabs viciously at Ewart Oakeshott! (20)
Enemy Soldier #2 hits Ewart for 2 damage! (5, 3)

Turn 2 - Allies
Mission swings his Iron War hammer at Enemy Soldier #2! (13)
Enemy Soldier #2 fails to dodge! (12)
Mission brings his War hammer down on Enemy Soldier #2's right foot, dealing 7 damage! (2, 9)
Enemy Soldier #2's armor absorbs 6 points of damage. (6)

Cheddarius gets up.

Ewart stabs vigorously at Enemy Soldier #2! (12)
Enemy Soldier #2 dodges nimbly out of the way! (16)

Gray swings his Iron Mace at Enemy Soldier #2! (11)
The hit just barely connects! (11)
The Iron Mace thumps solidly against the enemy's breastplate for 2 damage. (5, 4)
The Bone Breastplate absorbs 1 damage. (1)

Turn 2 - Enemies
Enemy Soldier #1 swings wildly at Mission! (15)
Mission jumps backwards out of the way! (17)

Enemy Soldier #2 brings his sword down on Ewart! (14)
Ewart stares dumbly at the blade! (2)
The Iron Longsword connects with Ewart's groin, dealing 8 damage! (13, 8)
Ewart is bleeding!

Turn 3 - Allies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission fumbles with his Iron War hammer. (6)

Cheddarius throws a wicked punch at Enemy Soldier #2! (7)
Enemy Soldier #2 calmly moves out of the way.

Ewart thrusts his Iron Spear at Enemy Soldier #2! (15)
Enemy Soldier #2 is caught off guard! (4)
Ewart's Iron Spear connects solidly with Enemy Soldier #2's chest for 5 damage! (18, 4)
Enemy Soldier #2's armor absorbs 1 damage point. (1)

Gray swings his Iron Mace at Enemy Soldier #2! (19)
Enemy Soldier #2 tries in vain to dodge! (18)
Gray's Iron Mace thumps hard into Enemy Soldier #2's chest for 8 damage! (10, 8)
Enemy Soldier #2's Bone Breastplate absorbs 1 point of damage. (1)
Enemy Soldier #2 stumbles!

Turn 3 - Enemies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 fumbles miserably with his Wooden Morningstar. (2)

Enemy Soldier #2 strikes out at Gray! (1-5)
Gray counters the blow with his Iron Mace! (18+4)
The Iron Mace smashes into Enemy Soldier #2's left arm for 7 damage! (7+2,8)

Turn 4 - Allies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission rears back and hurls his Iron War hammer at Enemy Soldier #1! (16-2)
The Iron War hammer catches Enemy Soldier #1 off guard. (10-1)
The Iron War hammer sails into Enemy Soldier #1's groin for 14 damage! (19, 7)
Enemy Soldier #1 falls forward, clutching his groin.

Cheddarius punches furiously at Enemy Soldier #2. (3)
Enemy Soldier #2 is just out of reach.

Ewart stabs Enemy Soldier #2 with his Iron Spear. (13)
Enemy Soldier #2 effortlessly blocks the blow. (17)

Gray swings his Iron Mace in Enemy Soldier #2's direction. (4)
Gray misses.

Turn 4 - Enemies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 collects himself and gets on his feet.

Enemy Soldier #2 slashes at Cheddarius! (6)
Cheddarius ducks out of the way.

Turn 5 - Allies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission launches a vicious right hook at Enemy Soldier #2! (13)
Mission's fist bounces off #2's shield. (12)

Cheddarius throws an uppercut at Enemy Soldier #2! (19)
Enemy Soldier #2 blocks the blow with his Iron Shield. (13)

Ewart twists his Iron Spear and thrusts at Enemy Soldier #2. (15)
Enemy Soldier #2 knocks the Iron Spear aside with his Iron Shield.

Gray furiously swings at Enemy Soldier #2. (7)
Enemy Soldier #2 moves out of the way.

Turn 5 - Enemies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 swings weakly at Gray. (18-1)
Gray flinches and fails to dodge. (8)
#1's Wooden Morningstar digs into Gray's groin for 3 damage! (12, 3)
Gray stumbles and clutches his groin.

Enemy Soldier #2 slashes at Gray. (19)
Gray reacts just a second too late. (18)
The Iron Longsword digs into Gray's chest for 4 damage. (4, 7)
Gray is bleeding!

Turn 5 - Allies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission throws a straight punch at Enemy Soldier #2. (12)
Enemy Soldier #2 solidly blocks the attack with his shield. (16)

Cheddarius swings his fist towards Enemy Soldier #1. (13)
Enemy Soldier #1 is surprised by the attack. (8)
Cheddarius seems just as surprised, and the punch lands weakly on #1's forehead for 1 damage. (1, ~1)

Ewart retreats from combat!

Gray brings his Iron Mace down sharply on Enemy Soldier #2! (20)
Gray's Iron Mace thuds on #2's chest for 9 damage! (16, 6)

Turn 5 - Enemies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 swings at Ewart with his Wooden Morningstar! (14)
Ewart fails to dodge! (9)
Enemy Soldier #1 hits Ewart for 4 damage on his right arm! (5, 7)
Ewart's escape is interrupted!

Enemy Soldier #2 strikes out at Ewart! (1)
Ewart attempts to counter the blow! (7)
Enemy Soldier #2 sidesteps out of the way.

Turn 6 - Allies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission tries to fake Enemy Soldier #2 out. (9)
Enemy Soldier #2 isn't falling for it.

Cheddarius catches Enemy Soldier #1 with a left hook! (17)
Enemy Soldier #1 completely fails to block the attack. (3)
Cheddarius gives #1 a schoolbully arm knock on the left arm for 1 damage. (4, 2)

Ewart retreats from combat!

Gray attempts to give #2 the finishing blow! (7)
Enemy Soldier #2 manages to stumble out of the way.

Turn 6 - Enemies
Ewart is bleeding! (-1 HP)
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 swipes at Mission with his Wooden Morningstar! (12)
Mission dodges backward! (14)

Enemy Soldier #2 feebly strikes out at Ewart. (18)
Ewart is caught off guard by the blow! (10)
Enemy Soldier #2 COMPLETELY DECAPITATES Ewart Oakenshott for 14 damage!! (20, 7)

Turn 7 - Allies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission accidentally leaves himself wide open. (1)
Enemy Soldier #2 weakly swipes at Mission. (11)
Mission ducks under #2's arm. (12)

Cheddarius throws a stunning punch at Enemy Soldier #1! (19)
Enemy Soldier #1 feebly raises his Leather Buckler. (14)
Cheddarius punches #1 in the groin for 3 damage. (13, 5)

Gray misses Enemy Soldier #2 by a hair's breadth. (10)

Turn 7 - Enemies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 furiously swings at Cheddarius. (10)
Cheddarius dodges out of range and raspberries him.

Enemy Soldier #2 swings weakly at Gray. (18)
Gray reacts too slow! (5)
Enemy Soldier #2 digs his Iron Longsword into Gray's groin for 4 damage! (16, 2)

Turn 8 - Allies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission swipes at Enemy Soldier #2! (16)
Enemy Soldier #2 raises his shield a bit too late. (9)
Mission punches #2 in the face for 2 damage! (6, 4)
Enemy Soldier #2 crumples to the ground.

Cheddarius swings at Enemy Soldier #1! (6)
Enemy Soldier #1 ducks under his arm!

Gray sneaks up on #1 and swings his Iron Mace! (12)
Enemy Soldier #1 turns around and blocks the blow! (16)

Turn 8 - Enemies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 attempts to smack Gray with his Iron Morningstar! (5)
Gray ducks under the swing.

Turn 9 - Allies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission sucker punches Enemy Soldier #1! (20)
Mission smacks #1 in the face for 4 damage! (8, 5)

Cheddarius stares dumbly at his fists. (3)

Gray feebly swings at Enemy Soldier #1. (11-2)
Enemy Soldier #1 manages to catch the blow.

Turn 9 - Enemies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Enemy Soldier #1 weakly swipes at Cheddarius. (13-2)
Cheddarius isn't even there. (19)

Turn 10 - Allies
Gray is bleeding! (-1 HP)

Mission sucker punches Enemy Soldier #1 again! (20)
Mission punches Enemy Soldier #1 in the chest for 3 damage! (15, 3)

Cheddarius accidentally punches a tree. (7)

Gray haphazardly swipes at Enemy Soldier #1. (15-3)
Enemy Soldier #1 can barely raise his shield.(12-4)
Gray cuts into Enemy Soldier #1's right arm for 2 damage! (9, 2)
Enemy Soldier #1 folds up like a rag doll.

We came, we saw, we kicked their ass:
An unidentified scroll, an unidentified murky green potion, an iron ring. an Iron Spear, a Wooden Morningstar, Leather High boots, a Leather Buckler, Leather Vambraces, Leather Greaves, an Iron Longsword, 2 Copper Helms, Iron High boots, an Iron Shield, a Bone Breastplate

2 unconscious prisoners:
Name: Enemy Soldier
HP: 0/25
Level: 1

Name: Enemy Soldier
HP: 0/25
Level: 1

[mission0]

I say we rough em up a bit boys

*charges the enemy(2) hammer ready to strike a vicious blow*

[Cheddarius]

> FALCOOOOOOON PAUNCH

[Squeegy]

Battle progresses!

[Strife26]

Smash them!

[Squeegy]

True to his word, Gray smashes the shit out of them.

Also, I just now realized that #2 had the shield and not #1. I'll let the mistake slide but from now on he'll be blocking, not dodging.