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Author Topic: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves  (Read 1501120 times)

Deus Machina

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2580 on: December 14, 2011, 11:17:10 pm »
What about forbidding all the stone in those areas. d-b-f, cover with a rectangle.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2581 on: December 15, 2011, 12:01:25 am »
Quote from: Dalkar on December 14, 2011, 02:36:56 pm
Forbid stone hauling for her and make her do some random common job like cooking, farming or plant gathering to keep her occupied.
I make my Chief Medical Dwarf into either the Chef Medical Dwarf or Barman Medical Dwarf. :)
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2582 on: December 15, 2011, 12:24:56 am »
Quote from: krenshala on December 15, 2011, 12:01:25 am
Quote from: Dalkar on December 14, 2011, 02:36:56 pm
Forbid stone hauling for her and make her do some random common job like cooking, farming or plant gathering to keep her occupied.
I make my Chief Medical Dwarf into either the Chef Medical Dwarf or Barman Medical Dwarf. :)

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2583 on: December 15, 2011, 05:08:04 am »
Dear Urist Mcfisher

watchout for carp

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2584 on: December 15, 2011, 01:00:00 pm »
Dear Urist McBuilder,

When building enclosed spaces in the caverns, don't lock yourself out and throw yourself to the mercy of a GCS and a group of irritable cave fish men, die and cause a rather nasty tantrum spiral.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2585 on: December 15, 2011, 02:05:11 pm »
Dear Dorfs
Please stop standing on the ice when it's melting, you already ruined me a few very great places to build a fortress, also, don't swim in river full of carps. Thank you.

Dear Black Bear
Please stop killing my dwarfs because they spawned right on you, this place is too great to leave it yet.

Dear Broker
I have very diffrent style of playing so please don't let any first caravan leave without trading, unless you want whole fortress to starve.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2586 on: December 15, 2011, 10:53:45 pm »
Dear Urist Mcpotmaker
Yes, I know you're thirsty. I know everyone is. Due to a slight miscommunication, we're currently out of barrels for booze, and for some odd reason, not one of you wants to drink from the nearby pond, even though it's marked for drinking water.
Because none of you do, I need you to hurry up with those pots so the brewers have something to brew in. Otherwise dwarfs will start to die of thirst. And if I lose even one dwarf to thirst, I'll make sure you get the same experience.

Your frustrated Overseer.


Dear Urist McHauler.
Yes, I know we have extra items that could be fit into barrels or pots. I know you really want to, but we need those. Please don't stuff them full before the brewers have time to claim their pots or barrels.
If not, you will die. Agonizingly slowly.

Your unamused, thirsty, Overseer.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2587 on: December 16, 2011, 04:51:48 am »
Dear Dwarves,

Do not tell me for the umpth time around that you cannot cross the 'tunnel of safety' just because it is filled with puddles!

Your exasperated overseer,
Four-seven water
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2588 on: December 16, 2011, 12:23:28 pm »
Dear Urist Mcexpiditionleader/Smith

Please get off your lazy butt and make the coke and metal.
Morons.


Your exasperated overseer.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2589 on: December 16, 2011, 01:47:50 pm »
Dear Urist McPopular.

Why won't you die.

I want berserk Dorf corps now.

Die please.

That is all.

Thanks.

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2590 on: December 16, 2011, 01:49:27 pm »
Popular dwarf in the fort dying? That sounds like Fun.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2591 on: December 16, 2011, 01:51:24 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 16, 2011, 01:49:27 pm
Popular dwarf in the fort dying? That sounds like Fun.

It's ok he was only the mayor.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2592 on: December 16, 2011, 02:08:51 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 16, 2011, 01:51:24 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 16, 2011, 01:49:27 pm
Popular dwarf in the fort dying? That sounds like Fun.

It's ok he was only the mayor.
Oh, okay then. It'd be a shame if he suffered an unfortunate accident because he wanted slade crafts.

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Dear Urist McChiefMedicalDwarf,

I have locked you in the patient's room for a reason. Diagnose the wounded soldiers or else I'll pull the lever.

Yours,
The Overseer

EDIT: Dear Urist McChiefMedicalDwarf,

I am sorry for threatening you. I was not informed that you were not told to diagnose patients, I will make sure the slackers responsible get a beating.

Yours,
The Overseer

(translation: I forgot to enable the "Diagnosis" labor on the CMD)
« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 02:25:47 pm by Jacob/Lee »
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2593 on: December 16, 2011, 02:46:15 pm »
Dear Urist McCrotchSeverer,

Please stop punching people in the crotch and making them fly off.

- The overseer
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #2594 on: December 16, 2011, 03:57:54 pm »
Dear Urist McBroker,

Why yes, sitting on your ass all season until the caravan arrives is quite hard work, and it's completely understandable for you to go on a half-year break as soon as the first one rolls in. If you wouldn't mind stepping over to pull this lever real quick...

Sincerely,
Your collective hive mind
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