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[Loud Whispers]

Dear UristMcTrader,

You finally started trading.

That is good.

But why, OH WHY did you give away all of our gems for an anvil? I SAID DECLINE OFFER DAMMIT DECLINE.

[ledgekindred]

Dear UristMcTrader,

You finally started trading.

That is good.

But why, OH WHY did you give away all of our gems for an anvil? I SAID DECLINE OFFER DAMMIT DECLINE.

Who's the trader 'ere, you or me?  It's me, by Armok.  We kin always dig out more gems, but we canna' dig out anvils!  If'n yer dinn't want the gems ta be traded, why'd yer tell us ta haul 'em to the trading post?  And anyway, I like anvils. 

[Loud Whispers]

Dear UristMcTrader,

We just bought those gems.

And I hope you like anvils, because I shall be sending you to that glowing pit over there until you can find those gems, or build them out of sand and an anvil.

[MadocComadrin]

Now please, let it stop here so we have a monument to memage that doesn't get wiped out of existence 

You have to understand. eventually Armok will get bored of the meme either way and render it into non-existence, so we must celebrate it as much as we can in the present!!!

[Theifofdreams]

Leave it alone, lest you errantly bring down the wrath of the god of toads.

also:
Dear Urist McHammerer
Yes, Urist McSelfishBaron did tell you to punish a metal crafter.
No, it didn't need to be the legendarily skilled one who everyone else in the fortress loved.
If everyone doesn't tantrum spiral and kill you, both you and your boss will be sealed away for several years, and then covered in magma to repay you.
Your extremely upset overseer.

[Loud Whispers]

Dear Urist McPopulation.

You have been adequately trained.
I have given you all steel weapons.
I have given you all pet war dogs.
And told you to butcher them all.

Y U NO BERSERK YET.

[malroth]

Dear Loud Whispers

I've admired a Table and enjoyed a sparring session recently

Signed Ursit mc population

[MasterMorality]

Dear wandering possessing spirit,

Did you have to choose one of my titled warriors to posses? Tut has been here since Wave 2, he's the High Gore and he's earned himself a name now - 'The Feral Direction of Devils'. I was quite fond of him. He looked set to go on and defend the Fortress very well, but no. You just roll right in and demand 'rocks, metal bars, and cloth.
Take a look around, moron, we have those! We've got like 60 reams of cloth, dozens of different metal bars and more rocks and stone tan you can shake a sodding stick at, what's your issue!?

Damn it. Can we get an exorcist in here? Seriously - the rest of my military aren't even half as good as Tut. Vaohmin's getting there, but she's got a long way to go.

[Person]

Dear wandering possessing spirit,

Did you have to choose one of my titled warriors to posses? Tut has been here since Wave 2, he's the High Gore and he's earned himself a name now - 'The Feral Direction of Devils'. I was quite fond of him. He looked set to go on and defend the Fortress very well, but no. You just roll right in and demand 'rocks, metal bars, and cloth.
Take a look around, moron, we have those! We've got like 60 reams of cloth, dozens of different metal bars and more rocks and stone tan you can shake a sodding stick at, what's your issue!?

There are multiple kinds of cloth: silk, yarn, and wool. Chances are he wants yarn or wool. Check his thoughts to see what he likes. Also, check what they have claimed already, and burrow access as well.

[Tiruin]

Dear Cloth-dependant-artifact-makers,

SPECIFY THINE GOODS!

Yours Truly,
Overseer without silk.
~~~
Dear Spiders,

We need you.

P.S. Not you GCS. Nor you cats.

Signed,
Manager

[Hitty40]

Dear Cloth-dependant-artifact-makers,

SPECIFY THINE GOODS!

Yours Truly,
Overseer without silk.
~~~
Dear Spiders,

We need you.

P.S. Not you GCS. Nor you cats.

Signed,
Manager

Cat Silk works as well as GCS silk, but you'll have to mod them to make silk.

[Loud Whispers]

Or feed cats purring maggots.

...No.

[Jenniretta]

Dear Urist,

when you encounter a Zombie Badger Woman, please, run towards the fortress gates, not away.

Thanks.
-Jenni

[grimman007]

Dear Beekeeper Number 5,

The next time I find you dicking around outside instead of doing your actual job, I'm going to feed you to the GCS we have holed up in the second cavern.

Get your goddamned job done.

Sincerely,
Collective Prime

[Loud Whispers]

Dear Grimmam.

Ye 'aint suppos't to ave mor e than a one beekeeper!

#Beekeepers 2, 3, 4 and 5