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[GreatWyrmGold]

The flying-dwarves thing sounds like fun!

[Mr Space Cat]

The flying-dwarves thing sounds like fun!

It's actually probably one of my most successful forts so far, probably due to the lack of a huge flood of useless migrants. Also the first fort I set up a good metalworks industry and my soon to be first military champion. Built my first working well and floodgates, and I'm setting up my first glass industry to make sawblade traps for the entrance.

It is both fun and !!FUN!!
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Dear Urist McLegendaryFoundingCarpenter-

Look man, I'm sorry you got stuck in that hole in the roof with the broker. I'm sure two seasons of isolation up there with him in that one tile gave you plenty of time to get to know one another.

still, that doesn't give you an excuse to die of thirst.  Drink your piss or something, I need every dwarf that arrives here!

Yours, That Omniprescent Prick in the Sky

[Nyxalinth]

Dear Urist McLegendaryFoundingCarpenter-

Look man, I'm sorry you got stuck in that hole in the roof with the broker. I'm sure two seasons of isolation up there with him in that one tile gave you plenty of time to get to know one another.

still, that doesn't give you an excuse to die of thirst.  Drink your piss or something, I need every dwarf that arrives here!

Yours, That Omniprescent Prick in the Sky

Dear OPitS,

My name was Urist McLegendaryFoundingCarpenter, not Urist McBearGrylls

Signed,

the now-named Urist McDead


Dear Dorfs of Firegears,

All things considered (back to back siege, ambush, bigger siege of 40 goblins and their buddies and Lawgiver), you're doing okay.  We've lost additional people due to stupid bugs (uninjured dwarves getting stuck on nothing at all and dying of thirst), insanity, and incompetence (on my part, admittedly).  But for the love of magma, ENGRAVE THOSE ARMOK-DAMNED SLABS!  Appropriate labors are enabled.  I turned off hauling etc, there's plenty of slabs, things are accessible, and you craftsdwarves just stand around with your beards up your asses.

Okay, fine.  You'd rather haul (as evidenced by your bursting into activity when I turned hauling back on) than prevent this from turning into a haunted fort.  Enjoy your ghostly friends.

Annoyed,

Me

[Facekillz058]

Dear Urist McDigdug.

I am baffeled at the speed that you smooth and engrave things. I just drafting 6 dwarves into my engraver army when I see you cruising along, everything you touch becoming engraved instantly.


Your utterly impressed controller,
Facekillz.

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Slod McGoblinAnimalHater:

Yes, I know that mangy war mutt was munching on your xfacex, but was it necessary to forcibly remove every single one of its teeth?

Signed,
Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dear Lolfail0009,
Yes. Now it can't bite me. Hah!

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Coatl.

I spent hours tweaking, refining you. I gave you life.

You took... uh... five, four, two, two... THIRTEEN, AND YOU CAUSED ANOTHER SIX, AND THE LAST DWARF IS STILL THERE, WAITING TO BE TURNED INTO !!BARBEQUE!!

I hope you're happy.

I sure am. 

Signed,
Lolfail0009, Sound Of The Night.

[Donuts]

Dear urists mclazyasses
You neglected to remove the butterfly corpse blocking the door, letting in 15 goblins. Jeez, there was 147 of you. Hope that 2 month party and infinite break was worth it. Now that you are all dead, i hope you had a nice day.

-A very frustrated Donut

[gbrngfol]

Dear Miners of Silverguilds

When mining straight downwards why do you insist on braking all your toes?


Yours sincerely

Random Homicidal Maniac

[Gaybarowner]

Dear miners of the Dikes of ice

Why did you idle ontop of the fortresses door and let that fat undead ogre in? All those dead corpses is blood stained on your hands!

With many kisses and a hug
OS

[Mr Space Cat]

Dear Miners of Silverguilds

When mining straight downwards why do you insist on braking all your toes?


Yours sincerely

Random Homicidal Maniac

Dear Random Homicidal Maniac,

Have you ever tried mining rocks with your toes? Rocks are kinda hard, man.

With respect,
the Miners of Silverguilds

[darkgloomie]

Dear urists mclazyasses
You neglected to remove the butterfly corpse blocking the door, letting in 15 goblins. Jeez, there was 147 of you. Hope that 2 month party and infinite break was worth it. Now that you are all dead, i hope you had a nice day.

-A very frustrated Donut

were you playing Boatmurdered or what?

[misko27]

Dear Urist Mcminer

I would like to congratulate you. You were the only dwarf who decided to pull the lever, instead of jerking off. Sure, you waited long enough that the necromancer got in, but his undead horde didn't join him, and for that we are greatful

Dear Urist Everyoneelse
You guys suck. That is all.

- The overseer

[gbrngfol]

Dear Miners of Silverguilds

When mining straight downwards why do you insist on braking all your toes?


Yours sincerely

Random Homicidal Maniac

Dear Random Homicidal Maniac,

Have you ever tried mining rocks with your toes? Rocks are kinda hard, man.

With respect,
the Miners of Silverguilds

Dear Miners of Silverguilds,

I GAVE YOU THOSE STEEL PICKS FOR A REASON!!!!!!!

Although those boots of yours seem to be in much better shape.

Yours sincerely,

Random Homicidal Maniac

[Wrex]

Dear Migrants to our little armok forsaken hole in the ground:

We do not want you. There is no way in. There is only accursed ash waiting to embrase your soul with cold, undying, malice.


Signed,

Your Bioweapon developing overseer.


PS: Your infected corpses make excellent goblin slayers.