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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1593082 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16740 on: July 14, 2022, 08:26:16 pm »

i just want to say that I have no problems with people being Catholics, so long as they don't leave their empty cat-bottles lying around on park benches making the place look untidy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16741 on: July 16, 2022, 12:18:55 pm »

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« Reply #16742 on: July 16, 2022, 12:46:47 pm »

It's beautiful it tells us so little about the situation, yet it says it all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16743 on: July 16, 2022, 03:39:03 pm »

To be crushed under the weight of a thousand citrus fruit...it would be truly...sublime.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16744 on: July 16, 2022, 08:20:16 pm »

That's just somebody's fetish with extra steps
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16745 on: July 18, 2022, 08:53:31 am »

I wonder if this has been posted here before...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16746 on: July 18, 2022, 09:30:26 am »

I wonder if this has been posted here before...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16747 on: July 21, 2022, 10:39:30 pm »

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« Reply #16748 on: July 22, 2022, 03:33:46 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16749 on: July 23, 2022, 09:03:44 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16750 on: July 29, 2022, 09:14:05 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16751 on: July 29, 2022, 05:26:45 pm »

I think the best descriptions for these kinds of feelings are "heightened anxiety crouching tiger panic attack," and "resigned hopelessness despair burger" respectively
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16752 on: July 29, 2022, 07:01:26 pm »

I think the best descriptions for these kinds of feelings are "heightened anxiety crouching tiger panic attack," and "resigned hopelessness despair burger" respectively

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16753 on: July 30, 2022, 03:37:52 am »

Forget the flying. We all know that everyone actually just wants to swim in the fart lakes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16754 on: August 03, 2022, 05:41:49 am »

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