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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649756 times)

Philosoraptor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #150 on: May 05, 2011, 12:41:57 am »
Stop robbing the elven caravan because they don't have anything worth taking, including lemons.

WWUD if a dragon got caught in a wooden cage trap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #151 on: May 05, 2011, 01:42:22 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on May 03, 2011, 07:43:42 am
Tardus-like

TARDIS. Sorry for the offtopic
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #152 on: May 05, 2011, 02:24:05 am »
Quote from: Philosoraptor on May 05, 2011, 12:41:57 am
Stop robbing the elven caravan because they don't have anything worth taking, including lemons.

WWUD if a dragon got caught in a wooden cage trap?

Admire it for its terrible majesty.

WWUD if a kobold stole his !!XXpig tail sockXX!!?
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Quote from: Uristocrat on January 09, 2011, 03:46:41 pm
You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #153 on: May 05, 2011, 02:40:59 am »
He'd spend 3 years getting beaten to death with his own sock

WWUD if somebody engraved carps all over his room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #154 on: May 05, 2011, 05:56:20 am »
Urist cancels sleep: went insane
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
After all, the carp is a Lovecraftian horror.

What would Urist McMayor do if a lever marked "Early Elections" was installed outside his room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #155 on: May 05, 2011, 06:09:07 am »
Get elected early(as ghost).

WWUD if his beard would gain a life of it's own?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #156 on: May 05, 2011, 06:14:13 am »
Beat it do death and go berserk due to the loss of a friend.

WWUD if he embarked 16x16?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #157 on: May 05, 2011, 06:19:03 am »
Spend a year contemplating path to booze stockpile

WWUD if he embarked 1x1?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #158 on: May 05, 2011, 06:44:05 am »
Spend a milisecond contemplating path to the booze stockpile

WWUD if he was the half brother of Cacame Apebalded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #159 on: May 05, 2011, 08:11:19 am »
Kill himself because hes part elf
WWUD if you ordered him to engrave the walls with something that isn't people drowning and melting.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #160 on: May 05, 2011, 08:15:24 am »
Duh, engrave himself eating cheese.

WWUD if above but didn't know what cheese is?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #161 on: May 05, 2011, 08:17:40 am »
Be a much more useful contributing member of society.

WWUD with an artifact dwarf leather thong.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #162 on: May 05, 2011, 09:08:56 am »
He'd throw it on the floor in the meeting hall for all to admire and enjoy the presence of. That or put it in his flaming dresser, thus creating the second greatest fortress-destroying weapon-- A flaming artifact.

EDIT: Oohps, I forgot the WWUD...

What would Urist do if he found out how to use some wood, not an entire log?
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Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2011, 01:20:25 am »
...Is this thread going to die? I don't want it to...
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Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2011, 05:52:50 am »
Quote from: PCpaste on May 05, 2011, 09:08:56 am
What would Urist do if he found out how to use some wood, not an entire log?
He'd use 2/3 of the log to make 2 crafts, Forever...
WWUD if he became a Forgotten Beast?

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...Is this thread going to die? I don't want it to...
Not if I can help it.
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