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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649626 times)

Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #855 on: August 01, 2011, 03:19:03 am »

Step away from the trapdoor lever.

WWUD if he had to do one quest?
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UltraValican

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #856 on: August 01, 2011, 10:52:56 am »

Go on break for a  year.
What would Urist do if he learned a spell that turned blood into booze.
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Mobotium

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #857 on: August 01, 2011, 12:05:18 pm »

Raid temples to Armok and thus bring uppon him an unfortunate divine accident. (envolving !!silk socks!!)

WWUD if he could swim in magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #858 on: August 01, 2011, 12:31:21 pm »

Urist CAN swim in magma, and a certain reckless miner is about to prove it. Urist just can't survive it.

WWUD if he lost both his eyes in a fight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #859 on: August 01, 2011, 02:45:24 pm »

Urist CAN swim in magma, and a certain reckless miner is about to prove it. Urist just can't survive it.

WWUD if he lost both his eyes in a fight?

Use socks as replacement eyeballs.

WWUD if he atomsmashed someone?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #860 on: August 01, 2011, 05:44:36 pm »

Urist McUrist has been happy lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.

What would Urist do if all socks were mysteriously wiped off of the face of the earth?
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

UltraValican

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #861 on: August 01, 2011, 06:36:48 pm »

Live to a ripe old age.

What would Urist do if the Goblins brought gifts of booze and gold, instead of goblinite?
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Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #862 on: August 02, 2011, 06:57:19 am »

Live to a ripe old age.

What would Urist do if the Goblins brought gifts of booze and gold, instead of goblinite?

Befriend the goblins and have an ally to destroy the elfs!

WWUD listen to if he obtained an mp3?
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Jacos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #863 on: August 02, 2011, 08:26:18 am »

Listen to Pirate Metal .
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Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #864 on: August 02, 2011, 08:27:02 am »

WWUD if he became a pirate?
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UltraValican

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #865 on: August 02, 2011, 08:32:43 am »

Destroy the Orcish Ninjas

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #866 on: August 02, 2011, 08:34:23 am »

Kill everyone with deadly dust.

WWUD if the dinosaurs came back?
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Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #867 on: August 02, 2011, 08:36:19 am »

Kill everyone with deadly dust.

WWUD if the dinosaurs came back?

Obtain T-rex mount!

WWUD if he became a spear dworf?
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Audioworm333

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #868 on: August 02, 2011, 09:49:30 am »

Get killed by the other dwarves for being a "dworf" and not a dwarf.

What would Urist do if he mysteriously turned into a kobold?
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #869 on: August 02, 2011, 10:00:25 am »

Get killed by the other dwarves for being a "dworf" and not a dwarf.

What would Urist do if he mysteriously turned into a kobold?

Try to steal socks!

What would Urist mckobold do if he was caught trying to steal socks?
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