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[Malt_Hitman]

Urist wouldn’t understand the non-question and so would go back to killing goblins.

WWUD with an interaction that would allow him to spawn copies of himself?

[WaffleEggnog]

Spawn 500000000000000000000000000 Urists then spamming job cancilations because he couldent move.

WUDD if he had a pet giant sponge?

[Corai]

It would become known as "Veshetfu the immortal menace, giant sponge" and have hundreds of adventurers be given quests to defeat it, all to be eaten alive by its non-moving existance.


What if he became Armok?

[adasdad]

mod the game files to make his fingers spray flaming booze.

what would Urist McMonarch do if he had the power to send anyone TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!   EEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!

[Olith McHuman]

Make all elves on the planet climb a 125180400 z-level tower to the moon.
(Give or take. Assumes a z-level is 10 feet)

WWUD if someone complained that such a tower would be impossible due to the fact that no material could handle the loads involved, the moon is constantly moving, the hauling headaches would be enormous, the tides would be screwed up, were-creatures would turn once per day, and the builders would eventually die due to the lack of air / lack of air pressure / overexposure to the sun / dodging a ufo the wrong way and falling thousands of z-levels?

[jaxy15]

Execute him for knowing too much.

WWUD if he had a mech?

[adasdad]

become a grand master mech operator, and get a strange mood requiring slade.


WWU make if he actually got some slade?

[HorridOwn4ge]

Warhammers

WWU eat for breakfast.

[MenacesWithSpikes]

Warhammers

WWU eat for breakfast.

*Dragon tallow pancakes* with *forgotten beast extract* syrup.

If Urist could pick between wielding an artifact golden hammer and an artifact steel axe, which would he choose?

[Malt_Hitman]

Urist would immediately seize that artifact steel axe and being the long, arduous process of clear-cutting the elven lands until naught a tree or woodland critter was left standing.

WWUD if he came across a kobold camp hoarding microcline gems?

[adasdad]

slaughter every single kobold, and be decapitated by fluffy wambler rain.

WWUD if was size 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[Whitefoxsniper]

Still fit on one z-level while playing goblin golf with clown bodies as the club.

WWUD if he could fly?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist McDwarf cancels everything: dangerous terrain x1,000

WWUD if the well water smelled funny and all his friends suddenly had really long teeth?

[Corai]

Do nothing.


What if he became intelligent?

[Lielac]

Design the fortress beautifully, become its monarch, and only ever mandate reasonable things.

WWUD if he sees an elephant?