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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649823 times)

weenog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1890 on: July 23, 2012, 12:37:49 am »
Die of loneliness in some dusty, seldom-visited stockpile.  No one cares about dimple cups.

WWUD if air pressure existed?
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Listen up: making a thing a ‼thing‼ doesn't make it more awesome or extreme.  It simply indicates the thing is on fire.  Get it right or look like a silly poser.

It's useful to keep a ‼torch‼ handy.

crazysheep

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1891 on: July 23, 2012, 01:23:17 am »
Positive pressure airlock systems go!

WWUD if plump helmet women showed up in his still?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1892 on: July 23, 2012, 06:47:28 am »
Quote from: crazysheep on July 23, 2012, 01:23:17 am
Positive pressure airlock systems go!

WWUD if plump helmet women showed up in his still?
Brew them like all the other mushrooms.

WWUD if a helmet snake popped out of the wine barrels?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1893 on: July 23, 2012, 08:39:22 am »
It's just like a tequila worm!

WWUD if he wanted to create a new, unheard of kind of booze?
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Monk321654

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1894 on: July 23, 2012, 09:38:37 am »
Get a government grant and 4,000,000☼ worth of brewery tech.

WWUD if the drink turned out to be a Godly Elixir?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1895 on: July 23, 2012, 09:52:40 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on July 23, 2012, 09:38:37 am

WWUD if the drink turned out to be a Godly Elixir?

Drink it, then brew more. Drink, then brew more. then accidentally set fire to the booze stockpile, destroying himself and all traces of his godly invention.

WWUD if he found a forgotten beast capable of producing noxious secretions whose only effect was to be completely equal to plump helmet wine?
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Yes he is... So the countess will never bread?
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If she doesnt bread, let her cake.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1896 on: July 23, 2012, 10:04:45 am »
Drink it. Obviously humans describe booze as "noxious".

WWUD if a kobold thief poisoned Urist's booze supply?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1897 on: July 23, 2012, 10:08:30 am »
Drink it anyway. Not like poison will do much. They have over sized livers for a reason.

WWUD if her liver was damaged beyond repair?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1898 on: July 23, 2012, 12:11:58 pm »
Have it removed, the dwarven liver is mostly vestigial anyways.

WWUD if all of his organs suddenly had purpose.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1899 on: July 23, 2012, 02:21:23 pm »
"With great organ system comes  great responsibility"
Urist MCOrgan cancels runing from siege : emptying guts. (pooping)

WWUD if his pet kitten has killed a dwarf , BUT the kitten has convinced everyone that  Kadol MCkiller has killed the dwarf. (will the urist tell the truth and his kitten will get hammered or let his best friend get hammered)
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1900 on: July 23, 2012, 08:39:23 pm »
Let his best friend get hammered because of cat mind control.

WWUD if the hammerer was his best friend, Kadol Mckiller?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1901 on: July 24, 2012, 04:52:35 am »
urist would hide the hammerers hammer in weapon stockpile. then kadol is sentenced 2 days in prison and he starves to death.

WWUD if he saw that the plump helmet he was eating is actually a !!XXpig tail sockXX!!
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?

Azated

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1902 on: July 24, 2012, 11:39:20 am »
Quote from: brainfreez on July 24, 2012, 04:52:35 am
urist would hide the hammerers hammer in weapon stockpile. then kadol is sentenced 2 days in prison and he starves to death.

WWUD if he saw that the plump helmet he was eating is actually a !!XXpig tail sockXX!!

Keep eating. By that point, it'd probably taste the same anyway.

WWUD if electricity was invented?
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
You beat a man to death with his dick?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1903 on: July 24, 2012, 01:12:57 pm »
Use it as a booze detonator.

WWUD if he ended up in Equestria?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1904 on: July 24, 2012, 01:44:43 pm »
.... mmm , tasty unicorn meat ....

WWUD if fluffy wamblers slaughtered his family and killed his kitten?
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Quote from: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:31:57 pm
I am currently investigating what Brainfreez is on. It is the greatest drug that any man, woman, kobold or pony has ever seen, going off of that everything he posts is pure win.
Sleyerhero90 : You're battle-rapping with a guy who supported THE SAME FREAKING GUY YOU DO!
Breainfreez : wait .... really ?
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