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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649804 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4215 on: March 20, 2013, 11:41:15 pm »
Become the beloved mayor of the fort who regularly mandates the forging of silver bolts and iron bucklers.

WWUD with all of his bolts and bucklers?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4216 on: March 21, 2013, 02:44:03 am »
Pick them all up (in one hand) and become Urist McSpikyShell.

WWUD if inventory weight limits were implemented?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4217 on: March 21, 2013, 11:20:39 pm »
Disregard them. Like he does with everything.

WWUD after dancing with the (completely non-threatening and non-agressive) devil in the pale moonlight?
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Dr_Nocturne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4218 on: March 22, 2013, 01:52:29 am »
Stricken by a fell mood and make an artifact of the event out of the flesh and blood of his kin.

What would Urist do if he could harvest the power of lightning?
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ArmokGoB

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4219 on: March 22, 2013, 03:17:46 am »
Go on a rampage through the sky, killing thousands of horned owls.

WWUD if he was made of cotton candy?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4220 on: March 22, 2013, 07:10:50 am »
Devour himself from head to toe. Come back as a cannibalistic ghost.

WWUD if everything was an aquifer? Soil, rocks, trees, and items.
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4221 on: March 22, 2013, 11:10:18 am »
Weaponize. A spear that stabs a goblin, then sprays infinite water inside of them is just brilliant.

WWUD if everything she touched turned to magma?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4222 on: March 22, 2013, 11:12:46 am »
Nothing. The game crashed.

WWUD If he wanted to put a bangin' donk on it?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4223 on: March 22, 2013, 12:30:06 pm »
tie a hammer to a donkey, and tie the donkey to the item in question.

WWUD if a hammer-wielding ass rampaged through the fort?
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Mesa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4224 on: March 22, 2013, 12:36:01 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 12:30:06 pm
tie a hammer to a donkey, and tie the donkey to the item in question.

WWUD if a hammer-wielding ass rampaged through the fort?

Attend a meeting.

WWUD if s/he was an elf king? (still a dwarf)
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4225 on: March 22, 2013, 12:41:38 pm »
Consume a dwarf roast.

WWUD if he was sent to the moon?
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Mesa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4226 on: March 22, 2013, 12:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on March 22, 2013, 12:41:38 pm
Consume a dwarf roast.

WWUD if he was sent to the moon?

Unleash the HFS hidden within. (if he didn't break his shuttle halfway through)

WWUD if he was a box?


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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4227 on: March 22, 2013, 12:51:44 pm »
Be a box

WWUD if his blood was booze of many an ever changing variety? What would other dwarfs do if they found out?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4228 on: March 22, 2013, 03:16:37 pm »
Urist McBooze cancel haul: Interrupted by Dwarf

WWUD if He was a Deity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4229 on: March 22, 2013, 04:48:23 pm »
Go on break.

WWUD if he was disallowed from going on breaks?
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