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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649595 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4305 on: April 06, 2013, 10:16:44 am »
Engraved on the wall is a masterful image of Urist the dwarf by Urist. Urist is on fire. This image refers to the death of Urist in the spring of 2013.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4306 on: April 06, 2013, 04:21:30 pm »
Magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4307 on: April 06, 2013, 04:39:23 pm »
Kill another dwarf while tantrumming with the prize.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4308 on: April 06, 2013, 04:41:01 pm »
Grovel before their intimidatingly superior beards.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4309 on: April 06, 2013, 04:44:04 pm »
Protect his beard, the only thing organic left in his body, with his un-life.

WWUD if it was raining elves and gobbos.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4310 on: April 06, 2013, 04:59:00 pm »
Quote from: Objective on April 06, 2013, 04:44:04 pm
Protect his beard, the only thing organic left in his body, with his un-life.

WWUD if it was raining elves and gobbos.

Quickly set up a pit trap filled with spikes to act as a rain gutter.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4311 on: April 06, 2013, 08:02:00 pm »
kill one of them during a fell mood.

WWUD if he had to live among elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4312 on: April 06, 2013, 08:08:04 pm »
Brew all the trees into alcohol.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4313 on: April 06, 2013, 09:34:08 pm »
Throw a sock into it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4314 on: April 06, 2013, 09:53:17 pm »
Go to war with them in a fit of rage after his «☼Giant Cave Crocodile Leather Loincloth☼» goes missing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4315 on: April 07, 2013, 01:18:57 am »
Ask them if they make good booze

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4316 on: April 08, 2013, 12:55:30 am »
Take them to the butcher's workshop. Everyone knows that booze doesn't have quality levels.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4317 on: April 08, 2013, 02:12:47 am »
What do you mean "shortage"? These ponies are immortal and hyper-regenerative! The moral guardians don't want their kids getting sad from them dying.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4318 on: April 08, 2013, 07:31:56 am »
Stay inside. It's not like blood rain can get inside, right?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4319 on: April 08, 2013, 03:32:23 pm »
Gain good thoughts from the lovely blood mist.

WWUD if magma mist gave good thoughts like regular mist?
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