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What should TCM encounter?

Dracula.
- 2 (16.7%)
Osiris.
- 0 (0%)
Zombie Michael Jackson.
- 2 (16.7%)
Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
- 0 (0%)
Doppleganger TCM.
- 1 (8.3%)
All of the above.
- 7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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Author Topic: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.  (Read 44380 times)

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #825 on: December 15, 2013, 12:59:32 am »

(Actually I'm changing the vote cos I couldn't decide what to put in the coffin.)
((I'm protesting, zombie 2Pac is not a choice.))
Because 2Pac is ALREADY WITH HIM.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT SHOULD BE A CHOICE
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #826 on: December 15, 2013, 01:02:05 am »

((DARNIT DIDN'T SEE EDIT
Redact that one vote from Drscula and put it into 'all of the above' if you could.))
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #827 on: December 15, 2013, 02:10:38 am »

(Voted for ata choice.)

*Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #828 on: December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am »

That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #829 on: December 15, 2013, 02:17:11 am »

D :
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #830 on: December 15, 2013, 02:27:27 am »

That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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« Reply #831 on: December 15, 2013, 02:29:02 am »

Who are you going to get to do that even?
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #832 on: December 15, 2013, 02:30:33 am »

Oh, Gamerlord will figure that out, unless he rolls a one.
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« Reply #833 on: December 15, 2013, 02:31:33 am »

Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #834 on: December 15, 2013, 02:34:45 am »

Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.
And I'll be taking this, thank you very much.
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« Reply #835 on: December 15, 2013, 02:36:08 am »

No problem.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #836 on: December 17, 2013, 05:13:03 am »

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"Oh, uh...erm..mhm YES. UH. SOMEONE WAKE HER UP RIGHT THIS MINUTE! AND GET ME MY SCEPTER! AND BREIF ME ON MY SCHEDULE FOR THE DAY. YES. HM."
They're just staring at you. Why are... Oh. That seems like it could be why. Behind you a massive mural covers the wall. On it is a picture of you clad in coral armour beating down a human with a scourge.

Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Hug Adam. Ask him, then look for Eve.
"It's been so long! Are you okay? You're such a big boy now! Where's Eve?"
"Where were you Mummy? It hurt so much."

Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call the first guy back. Hang up again. Call the nearest police station. Maybe they'll know something about this mess.
"nope, can't reach him. If you can do something about the blast shields I might be able to get a signal though."
You call up the closest police station.

Aaron Wallace - TCM - Open coffin with Necromancer magic powahs.
As the coffin opens you are treated to a clown car sequence of a guy wearing black silk, a man wrapped in bandages, some guy looking like he's made of plastic, a zombified man-bear and a... You.

Sam Greene - Samarkand - TWO TURNS UNTIL REMOVAL.


Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Force Lightning the Pizza Hut. All of it.
You reach out and channel your inner Palpatine, blasting the bastards who hurt your baby with lightning. Mmmm, char-grilled fucktards.

Xantalos - Xantalos - Try to transmit my personality to the mechs in order to make them become my minions through code contained within my shouting.
If that doesn't work, just shoot them in the heads with my various guns.

YOU WILL CEASE.
The smallest mech stumbles and turns to the others, but is quickly obliterated by the redirected fire of the others. Sensing that you failed, you open fire, but your massive guns are pretty inaccurate.

Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - *Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*
You're about to sit on a chainsaw when a phone rings.

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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #837 on: December 17, 2013, 05:15:37 am »

Keep going xantalos, it could be working! Or just sit on them you know.
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Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: Greenstar learns... absolutely nothing.
« Reply #838 on: December 17, 2013, 05:29:51 am »

(*Laughs maniacally at what TCM will face* Ah that was good. Also I dodged a bullet, well really a chainsaw and I-beam double penetration that I forgot to write it as a speech. I assume its top hats character talking to me. Sorry for the cursing but he is a solder.)

*Looks at phone* Whew, for a second there I thought I lost my mind. Pick up chainsaw for later use. Now time to answer my goddamned phone. Answer the phone through internal system so no one else can hear me*

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COCK-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH CALLING ME FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SHITTY NEEDS!!?!?!
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« Reply #839 on: December 17, 2013, 05:35:45 am »

Hell, if I'm as big as I think I am I can just push them over!

Idly shoot them some more while resuming absorbing the city.
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