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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649584 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5115 on: October 06, 2013, 04:52:51 pm »
Crush Urist with extreme prejudice, then eat him and his tasty meat.

WWUD if he was given the power to breathe underwater, but only when he was dry?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5116 on: October 07, 2013, 12:52:22 am »
Quote from: Baffler on October 06, 2013, 04:52:51 pm
Crush Urist with extreme prejudice, then eat him and his tasty meat.

WWUD if he was given the power to breathe underwater, but only when he was dry?

Invent SCUBA gear to make his power usable.

WWUD if he built a Bronze Colossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5117 on: October 07, 2013, 10:25:59 am »
Ride around in it like a giant mech.

WWUD if bronze colossus Voltron?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5118 on: October 13, 2013, 02:53:06 am »
Urist McRetard has been struck down.
WWUD if mutant alligator-mosquito zombies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5119 on: October 15, 2013, 02:34:41 am »
Not deadly enough. Have them drink from a vampire dwarf.

What would Urist McMadScientist do if his creation was destroying the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5120 on: October 15, 2013, 04:43:25 am »
Help it, duh. He's a dwarf! What do you think he'd do? Do something good for the world?

WWUD if it rained plump helmets.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5121 on: October 15, 2013, 08:19:32 am »
The plump helmet strikes Urist in the head, bruising the brain!

Urist's brain damage level has increased.

WWUD If he had a blimp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5122 on: October 15, 2013, 09:29:49 am »
Immediately manage to set it on fire, despite the fact that there isn't anything nearby that can be used to start one.

WWUMcAdventureDwarfD if a flaming dirigible was about to crash on a nearby town?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5123 on: October 15, 2013, 10:45:16 am »
Decide that now is a great time to grab a drink at his favorite pub.

WWUD if he could spray infinite booze from his nose?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5124 on: October 15, 2013, 11:16:01 am »
Random Dwarf has drowned.  -X9000

What would Child-Urist do if he had homework?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5125 on: October 15, 2013, 01:03:16 pm »
Urtist Mc LazyBoy cancels doing homework: Went insane!

WWUD if the crazy kid raised an army of evil red foxes and kobolds to destroy the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5126 on: October 16, 2013, 04:31:47 pm »
Ask what the evil red foxes said.

What Would Urist answer to the question "What did the fox say"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5127 on: October 16, 2013, 07:51:40 pm »
He'll just use a magma cannon on the obnoxious human bards.

WWUD if he suddenly became competent and useful?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5128 on: October 16, 2013, 08:56:50 pm »
Clearly, he has earned a barrel of sunshine, a masterwork dragon tallow roast, and a 3 year celebration party in the dining hall.

WWUD if he was deathly allergic to plump helmets, but they also gave him magma-bending powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5129 on: October 16, 2013, 09:23:48 pm »
He accidentally magma's his pet bonobo when he mistakes her for a kobold in his delirium. Despite truly believing he had just killed a kobold, he still throws a tantrum because of his bonobo's death. ‼FUN‼ ensues.

WWUD if a mad ‼magma bender‼ was loose in the fortress?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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