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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649563 times)

MoonyTheHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7605 on: February 09, 2016, 06:20:58 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on February 09, 2016, 10:29:52 am
urist cancels construct wall, escaping from prison and killing tree-huggers capitalists that want a monopoly on the tree market
WWUD if someone modded in a creature called dwarf2 that abducted dwarves and turned them into it's own kin
Urist | Butcher an Animal
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7606 on: February 09, 2016, 06:49:03 pm »
WWUD if he had nothing to do?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7607 on: February 09, 2016, 07:48:31 pm »
Flip the end the world lever
WUDD if he was king and had the urge to mandate impossible to make items?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7608 on: February 09, 2016, 08:54:40 pm »
Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on February 09, 2016, 07:48:31 pm
Flip the end the world lever
WUDD if he was king and had the urge to mandate impossible to make items?

Mandate slade whips.

WWUD if he joined a hive mind?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7609 on: February 09, 2016, 10:17:51 pm »
Tak over every other mind in it and make super ultra omega giganta apoclyptic dorf
WUDD if he needed 10000 cloth for this random artifact?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7610 on: February 09, 2016, 10:20:11 pm »
Make Planepacked.

WWUD if he made Planepacked?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7611 on: February 10, 2016, 02:05:27 am »
Engraved is an image of Planepacked and Urist by Urist McDwarf. The statue is falling. Urist is making a plaintive gesture. The artwork refers to the crushing of Urist McDwarf by Planepacked 5 minutes from now.

WWUD if he saw this engraving?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7612 on: February 10, 2016, 06:01:39 am »
Yell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.

WWUD if he owned Planepacked?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7613 on: February 10, 2016, 05:40:35 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 06:01:39 am
Yell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.

WWUD if he owned Planepacked?

Nothing. He's following children around.

WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7614 on: February 10, 2016, 08:29:18 pm »
Quote from: 90908 on February 10, 2016, 05:40:35 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 06:01:39 am
Yell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.

WWUD if he owned Planepacked?

Nothing. He's following children around.

WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
KILL IT WITH MAGMA ANYWAYZ
WWUD if he discovered hes a DF joke
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7615 on: February 10, 2016, 08:54:52 pm »
Quote from: MoonyTheHuman on February 10, 2016, 08:29:18 pm
Quote from: 90908 on February 10, 2016, 05:40:35 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 06:01:39 am
Yell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.

WWUD if he owned Planepacked?

Nothing. He's following children around.

WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
KILL IT WITH MAGMA ANYWAYZ
WWUD if he discovered hes a DF joke
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Make engravings about it.

WWUD if there was no magma?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7616 on: February 10, 2016, 09:43:08 pm »
Make magma.

WWUD if there was nothing with which to make booze and no water?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7617 on: February 10, 2016, 09:47:39 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 09:43:08 pm
Make magma.

WWUD if there was nothing with which to make booze and no water?
Starve to death next to the food stockpile.

WWUD in North Korea?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7618 on: February 10, 2016, 09:48:14 pm »
Become Urist McVampyFangs
WUDD if he was on the moon with nothing, not even underwear cause he was launched up naked by a very long bridge
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7619 on: February 11, 2016, 01:20:02 pm »
You silly! Obviously dwarves don't need air, they need alcohol! Otherwise they wouldn't be able to survive in a one-tile pit, completely sealed off, for years, as long as they have enough food and water and sanity.

Why do bridges throw things in random directions?

Oops, I thought this was the "explain wtf" thread.

WWUD if he was told to create a bridge that doesn't throw things in random directions?
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