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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647973 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7680 on: March 01, 2016, 09:37:22 pm »
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Urist McLegendsmith would be A-OK, because smiths don't make coins, metalcrafters do.

WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?
She would watch as the noble mysteriously pulls a lever at the Overseer's behest, and suddenly the sentence is lifted!

WWUD if she realized those tin coins bumped up the fortress wealth enough to attract a megabeast?

She would realize it's all on purpose after she makes the connections: coins are useless except as weapons; there's a megaproject involving minecarts loaded with coins right at the entrance of the fort; it's not for goblins or elven, as they are puny and not worth the effort; OMG IT'S SHOTGUN TIME!

WWUD if there was a sock on the track but the shotgun's lever was already pulled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7681 on: March 01, 2016, 10:04:04 pm »
Urist mcfortressruin has cancled collect sock: hand obliterated.


WWUD if the megabeast is slain anyway but they are now missing a hand and coins and socks are raining from the sky?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7682 on: March 01, 2016, 10:06:15 pm »
Urist McDwarf was unhappy today.  They were frightened by violence today.

WWUD if Urist McTrump became Baron?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7683 on: March 01, 2016, 10:23:56 pm »
Build a microcline wall on the southern border of the map to keep the elves out, using stone he demanded from them. Make FreedomFortress Great Again!

WWUD if he owned a PC?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7684 on: March 01, 2016, 10:50:28 pm »
Run Dwarf Fortress on it.

WWUD if he had a strange parasite instead of hair?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7685 on: March 02, 2016, 01:39:05 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on March 01, 2016, 10:50:28 pm
Run Dwarf Fortress on it.

WWUD if he had a strange parasite instead of hair?
Watch the fight between it and the familiar parasite on his face.

WWUD if he saw his cat rubbing up against a tree?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7686 on: March 05, 2016, 04:47:06 pm »

WUDD if the familiar parasite died?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7687 on: March 05, 2016, 07:12:51 pm »
Urist McDwarf cancels exist: needs Beard.

WWUD if an elf grew a beard?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7688 on: March 05, 2016, 07:14:37 pm »
Ask if he was a Dwarf.


WWUD if his legs were made of Well cooked Bacon and he was Attacking a Wild Troll that had not eaten in three weeks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7689 on: March 05, 2016, 07:16:00 pm »
Kill it?

No seriously, WWUD if an elf grew a beard?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7690 on: March 05, 2016, 07:31:22 pm »
Imprison them for pretense.

WWUD If he caught a BiggerFish hairy carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7691 on: March 05, 2016, 07:34:54 pm »
Burn it for being infected.

(And that's actually a thing, too.)

WWUD if he caught a SKELETAL carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7692 on: March 05, 2016, 07:48:46 pm »
Stick it in the Stockpiles With the other fishes where ever the overseer had put it...

WWUD if he was made of Bacon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7693 on: March 06, 2016, 12:24:53 am »
Quote from: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 07:48:46 pm
Stick it in the Stockpiles With the other fishes where ever the overseer had put it...

WWUD if he was made of Bacon?

Urist MacBacon cancels eat: being eaten.

WWUD if there was a bacon dwarf on his fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7694 on: March 06, 2016, 01:52:38 am »
Store them in a bag, put the bag in the barrel and then spam job cancellations messages until the overseer gets fed up and dumps the bacon dorf into magma to shut them up.

What would Urist do if they blasphemed in a temple and got to choose what kinda of werebeast they were turned into?
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