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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7920 on: August 24, 2017, 01:29:29 pm »

Sometimes... drinking your weight in alcohol... is bad.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7921 on: August 24, 2017, 04:01:36 pm »

Sometimes... drinking your weight in alcohol... is bad.
"That's my secret captain...  I'm always drunk."
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7922 on: August 24, 2017, 04:22:40 pm »

Since latest version at least. That's why the alternate name for taverns is "the swimming pool filled with everyone's vomit that nobody knows how to clean up". Not sure if there's drunk effects(vomit) from normal seasonal-ish drinking, but they do get a moodlet for being inebriated.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7923 on: August 24, 2017, 05:00:02 pm »

Goddammit Toady, what are you doing? Next you'll make it so that dwarves and elves can fall in love with each other and have children.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7924 on: August 24, 2017, 06:12:47 pm »

Goddammit Toady, what are you doing? Next you'll make it so that dwarves and elves can fall in love with each other and have children.
The first bit is already possible, now that other races can immigrate to your fort every now and then.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7925 on: August 24, 2017, 06:15:54 pm »

Eh, that part was mostly playing into the elf-hatred some folks have (or pretend to have).
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7926 on: August 24, 2017, 06:23:35 pm »

Wait elves and goblins can fall in love in this version?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7927 on: August 24, 2017, 06:36:27 pm »

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« Reply #7928 on: August 24, 2017, 07:36:42 pm »

Wait elves and goblins can fall in love in this version?

True love transcends versions.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7929 on: August 24, 2017, 08:02:16 pm »

Wait elves and goblins can fall in love in this version?

True love hate transcends versions.

The hatred for elves has transcended normal violence. Goblins have weaponized the most powerful weapon they could muster.

Marriage.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7930 on: August 24, 2017, 08:03:31 pm »

Fackin' gobbos and teee huggers? In a dwarven fort? Back in my day you were happy with nobles - who always mysteriously die off in huge numbers - and legendary animal caretakers, and you loved it.

Get out the foreign invaders! We don't make stuff for elves, or humans, and certainly not for the dirty thieving goblins and kobolds!

Make dwarves great again!
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7931 on: August 24, 2017, 08:21:35 pm »

Build a wall and make the elves pay for it
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7932 on: August 24, 2017, 08:22:15 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7933 on: August 24, 2017, 09:15:06 pm »

Build a wall and make the elves pay for it

Build a giant elf and make all the walls pay for it!
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« Reply #7934 on: August 25, 2017, 04:35:32 am »

Build a wall and make the elves pay for it

Build a giant elf and make all the walls pay for it!

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