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Author Topic: Kobold Appreciation Conference  (Read 85830 times)

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #60 on: June 02, 2011, 04:13:45 pm »

Saying they are trying to make a decent living for themselves is a gigantic lie. The ambushes they send clearly shows they are greedy vermin hellbent on getting themselves killed in some dark hole in the farthest reaches of the planet.
Just like dwarfs  ;D
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« Reply #61 on: June 02, 2011, 04:37:38 pm »

Saying they are trying to make a decent living for themselves is a gigantic lie. The ambushes they send clearly shows they are greedy vermin hellbent on getting themselves killed in some dark hole in the farthest reaches of the planet.
Just like dwarfs  ;D
That's what I was thinking.

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Angel Of Death

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« Reply #62 on: June 02, 2011, 10:45:02 pm »

The things I like the most about kobolds are:

10: They have a lot of courage

9: They're very tasty

8: Their general frailness means they are more fun to throw around

7: Their guts make great weapons

6: They're rare, so killing a cave full of them would be a great achievement

5: Their fur makes a nice coat

4: It's fun to occasionly see a large splat come from the weapon traps and know a kobold has come near

3: Their bones make great training bolts

2: They're easy kill targets, so you can prolong their death

And... My favourite thing about kobolds is...

1: They're so fun to torture!
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« Reply #63 on: June 02, 2011, 11:05:20 pm »

I'm going to start capturing kobolds, runesmithing them into my civ, and keeping a "natural kobald environment" in my fort.  Namely, some small wooden huts in a cave, or just some doors in a cave system, and toss various loincloths and robes down, as well as plenty of food.  Maybe some little stone chairs to sit on as a communal dining room, but allow them to primarily run around barking and breeding.

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« Reply #64 on: June 02, 2011, 11:18:25 pm »

I'm going to start capturing kobolds, runesmithing them into my civ, and keeping a "natural kobald environment" in my fort.  Namely, some small wooden huts in a cave, or just some doors in a cave system, and toss various loincloths and robes down, as well as plenty of food.  Maybe some little stone chairs to sit on as a communal dining room, but allow them to primarily run around barking and breeding.
YYAAAAAYY!!!

I support this project. Long live the cutebolds!

Number4

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« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2011, 12:29:36 am »

I also support this project and chip in with 3 pig tail socks, 2 -gabbro nestboxes- and 1 fuckton of magma.
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« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2011, 02:44:37 am »

I'm an honorary member of the KFKA(Kindness For Kobolds Association).
I called off my miner as he was about to strike the killing blow on my fort's first kobold thief, leaving it to (somehow) crawl away with merely a severed spinal cord. Upper spine.


...Okay, sure, it suffocated later, but jeez, I said honorary member!
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« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2011, 05:42:18 am »

Somebody said there needs to be a cutebold imagedump, so here we are.
Password is password. Bear in mind most of these were made by *chan drawfags, so there's quite a bit of NSFW stuff there.
Anybody can add pictures, so go crazy, or send me a pm with pictures you want added.
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« Reply #68 on: June 03, 2011, 07:20:35 am »

Sweet Blasphemous Jesus that's one of the best things I've ever seen...

Endiqua

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« Reply #69 on: June 03, 2011, 07:34:37 am »

#12 (the moon one) is awesome.  The cute is just overwhelming.
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« Reply #70 on: June 03, 2011, 07:39:49 am »

Added 11 more pictures found on photobuckets, including "who's awesome" and "i don't know what comes next". If anybody has "keyboard on head" I'd be much obliged. (This is beginning to sound like Kobolds: The Gathering).
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Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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« Reply #71 on: June 03, 2011, 09:43:17 am »

Somebody said there needs to be a cutebold imagedump, so here we are.
Password is password. Bear in mind most of these were made by *chan drawfags, so there's quite a bit of NSFW stuff there.
Anybody can add pictures, so go crazy, or send me a pm with pictures you want added.

One of them is a Gobbo, but I'm not gonna give ya grief about it.
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kotekzot

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« Reply #72 on: June 03, 2011, 09:47:27 am »

I see 3 pictures with goblins, but they all have a kobold as well.
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Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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« Reply #74 on: June 03, 2011, 11:50:21 am »

Wow. You lot are crazy.
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