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Author Topic: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission  (Read 1448476 times)

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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #10995 on: January 30, 2015, 08:16:29 am »

DAMN YOU AIR TOXICITY! DAMMMMMMMMMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!

Just lost Jeb to TAC because I didn't realize the first NASA booster things didn't have an alternator.

Seriously, running out of electricity is the deadliest thing I have ever seen in this game.

Also, hope the guys who did that multiplayer thing were hired by Squad or at least had bags of money thrown at them for their idea.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #10996 on: February 08, 2015, 03:07:53 am »

Does a Bay 12 Dark Multiplayer server exist?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #10997 on: February 08, 2015, 04:08:15 am »

Does a Bay 12 Dark Multiplayer server exist?
I attempted one once but it died from lack of interest.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #10998 on: February 10, 2015, 01:36:30 pm »

I have apparently created a Kerbal Space Program succession game:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148414.msg6024657#msg6024657
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #10999 on: February 10, 2015, 03:12:53 pm »

premature successation! we're this close | | to 1.0
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11000 on: February 10, 2015, 04:57:22 pm »

premature successation! we're this close | | to 1.0

Nope.  Game world hasn't begun yet.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11001 on: February 21, 2015, 05:32:49 am »

Alright, so queued up for 1.0 are:

Redone aerodynamics
Reentry heating
Resources (Karbonite style, apparently)
Female kerbals
Timewarp-to (like Kerbal Alarm Clock)
Procedural fairings
"Secret Project"

And whatever I've forgotten about or missed.

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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11002 on: February 21, 2015, 05:36:50 am »

Oh wow, I've been playing 1.0 all along, and I didn't realize! :P
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11003 on: February 21, 2015, 07:35:13 am »

I'm shocked they didn't screw up female kerbals, they're actually kind of cute.
All these features are enough for me to start playing Vanilla again.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11004 on: February 21, 2015, 08:44:03 am »

I'm impressed they managed to make them look like professional role models without primping them up in makeup or rendering extra curves.

I've always preferred vanilla, I tried a few of the big parts mods and found them unstable.  The extra textures just bogged things down, while the vanilla game went to lenghts to reduce and streamline textures.  The extra parts just made a mess and either made things too easy or didn't add any value for the extra complexity.

Wanted to like scansat, but it only worked while the sat was in focus so that was sort of useless.

I do play with TAC-LS and RemoteTech, as those add significant gameplay enhancements without too much complexity, unbalancing, performance, or stability hits.  But that is about it.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11005 on: February 21, 2015, 08:54:07 am »

What, you were afraid they'd look like this?

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« Reply #11006 on: February 21, 2015, 08:55:54 am »

What, you were afraid they'd look like this?
Where's the Toblerone?
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11007 on: February 21, 2015, 09:17:30 am »

Google search for "female kerbal" turns up some hilarious things, like this:
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Which, imo, looks more like 80s Kerbals than female kerbals :P
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11008 on: February 21, 2015, 09:26:48 am »

haha!  There is some really sad and pervey stuff that comes up under that image search.  People spend unimaginable effort on the darnedest things...

This one made it worthwhile though:

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I like the placement of the digestive tract.
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Re: Kerbal Space Program: Now Hiring Optimistic Astronauts for Dangerous Munission
« Reply #11009 on: February 21, 2015, 03:48:26 pm »

Google search for "female kerbal" turns up some hilarious things, like this:
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Which, imo, looks more like 80s Kerbals than female kerbals :P

That middle one has Donny Osmond's hair.
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