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Author Topic: Roll to Deathmatch- Round 3-16, Deadly Dungeons of Doom!  (Read 107188 times)

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2011, 11:08:04 pm »

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Looks fun! :)

And welcome to the waitlist! Barring an abrupt change in fortunes, it appears to be growing one less shortly.


Let's see, waiting on Draignean.

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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #46 on: November 16, 2011, 12:15:17 am »

Get down on my knees and pray to whatever deity struck down my foe with such awesome power! Probably Zeus.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch- Round 1, Turn 3/10
« Reply #47 on: November 16, 2011, 02:45:12 am »

TURN THREE OF TEN
In which Sinpwn is an avatar of destruction


Grab the net and throw it at Bulldog. Grab a javelin and throw it at Sinpwn, not caring if it hits. As it flies towards Sinpwn, run to him and stab him in the innards.

Micelus picks up the Net and throws it at Bulldog! [5]vs[2]+1  The heavy net wraps around Bulldog, imposing a -1 penalty to attack and dodge rolls! [4] Micelus then scoops up the Javelin and tosses it at Sinpwn [6]-1vs[4], dealing ONE damage! He eagerly rushes in [1] but slides in the loose sand of the arena floor, leaving himself open to a counterstrike! [4]+1vs[2]  Sinpwn gashes Micelus with his Gladius to the tune of THREE damage!

Loot as much stuff from Grimmjow as possible and use the healing herbs.

[4] Sinpwn hops back and picks up Grimmjow's unattended Egyptian healing herbs, Dagger, and Javelins(4). Wasting no time, he quickly swallows the entire pouch of healing herbs- almost immediately, his wounds numb and fire seems to course through his veins, returning his strength. Sinpwn gains SIX hit points!

Get down on my knees and pray to whatever deity struck down my foe with such awesome power! Probably Zeus.

[1]-2 Impressed by the complete disappearance of Grimmjow, Draignean kneels in prayer.

:o  "Oh mighty Zeus, grant me your blessing, that I may strike down my foes!"

>:(  "Hey, mortal- in Rome, he's referred to as Jupiter. Also, he's too busy boning a steer to pay attention to gladiatorial combat right now. That's really more my province anyway."

???  "Wait, who are you?"

>:(  "I'm Mars."

???  "...?"

 ::) "ARES. Y'know, god of war, pointless slaughter, lamentations of the women and so forth?"

 :D  "Oh! Hey, could you help me out, I've had some rotten luck lately an-"

 >:( "HUBRIS! NONE of you have done ANYTHING to deserve my blessing! I've seen more violence at a weaving competition! But don't worry, I'll give you the chance to earn my approval."

Grab the herbs, then finish Sinpwn with the spear.

Sinpwn has the herbs, but Bulldog still has his spear! [1] Unfortunately, he trips on the net, giving Sinpwn an opportunity to counterattack! [4]+1vs[4]+1-1 Bulldog's reactions are slowed by the entangling net, allowing Sinpwn to graze his chest for ONE damage!


Trident the hell out of Sinpwn as he is looting.  Grab any leftover javelins.


Also, nice trident.

Toaster bravely leaps into the fray, stabbing at Sinpwn with his trident! 1 He skids off-balance in the bloody sand, however, and Sinpwn capitalizes on his moment of weakness! [4]+1vs[5] Toaster manages to stagger back out of range of Sinpwn's wild slash!



The floor of the arena contains a Dagger. And a Loincloth too, I suppose.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!

The Emperor stands, and gestures grandly as the East, South, and West gates open, each revealing a vicious starving crazed lion! The Emperor looks startled, then furiously turns to Beastmaster- "NO! The Lions come LATER, first is the PIG, you oaf!" The beastmaster shrugs helplessly.

As the lions stalk into the arena, it is immediately apparent that the Southern Lion is an altogether more deadly beast. Not only is it larger than the other two, but its claws almost seem to glow...

Spoiler: East Lion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: West Lion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: South Lion (click to show/hide)

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- FOR THE EMPEROR! - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional TWO POINTS
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
FIRST BLOOD - MICELUS

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DRAIGNEAN
Currently: Glad he wasn't smote on the spot
HP- 10/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Gladiator Armor
Status- Normal
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SINPWN
Currently: Glad to still be alive
HP- 8/10
Inventory-  Loincloth, Whip, Dagger, Gladius, Dagger, Javelins(4)
Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Glad that bigass lion isn't stalking him
HP- 8/11
Inventory- Loincloth, Dagger
Status- Normal
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TOASTER
Currently: Glad to still have full health
HP- 10/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Barbed Trident, Dagger
Status- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Glad his spear will finally be good for something
HP- 9/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Shield, Dagger, Spear, Net
Status- Normal
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #48 on: November 16, 2011, 03:08:34 am »

Stab the idiot who's praying while in the middle of an arena with gladiatiors and lions! Kick him in the back as well.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #49 on: November 16, 2011, 07:56:20 am »

Stab micelus while he's stabbing the idiot and get to the center of the arena.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #50 on: November 16, 2011, 09:05:08 am »

Apply the trident to Draignean, since he's nice and unarmed.  Twice, if possible.


Sinpwn seems to have the "Everyone attacking me throws a 1" buff.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2011, 12:16:22 pm »

Slip the trident stab and get inside its effective range.

Then strangle Toaster with my bare hands.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #52 on: November 16, 2011, 01:37:44 pm »

Good thing I have a dagger, right?
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #53 on: November 16, 2011, 01:58:07 pm »

Get the net off me, throw it at Toaster, grab his dagger, then stab him with mine.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch- Round 1, Turn 4/10
« Reply #54 on: November 16, 2011, 06:42:37 pm »

TURN FOUR OF TEN
In which maulings occur


Get the net off me, throw it at Toaster, grab his dagger, then stab him with mine.

[6] Bulldog tears off the net with such force it slips out of his hands, falling to the arena floor! Rushing up to Toaster, Bulldog attempts to disarm him with his bare hands [3]-2vs[6] Toaster handily wards him off with his Barbed Trident. Bulldog draws his own dagger and leaps to the attack! [3]-1vs[5] Toaster easily evades Bulldog's stab!

Slip the trident stab and get inside its effective range.

Then strangle Toaster with my bare hands.


Rushing forward, Draignean attempts to strangle Toaster! [5]-2vs[5] He is unable to get inside the reach of Toaster's trident!

Stab micelus while he's stabbing the idiot and get to the center of the arena.

[3]+1vs[3]  Sinpwn slashes at Micelus with his Gladius, tracing a thin red line down Micelus's back, dealing ONE damage!

Apply the trident to Draignean, since he's nice and unarmed.  Twice, if possible.


Toaster thrusts at Draignean with his cruelly barbed Trident! [3]vs[1] Toaster's strike is true, but Draignean is protected by his suit of Gladiator Armor! The force of the blow is still sufficient to bruise Draignean through the armor, dealing TWO damage! Toaster follows up with another blow! [4]-1vs[2] He strikes the same area- albeit with less force- dealing ONE damage!

Stab the idiot who's praying while in the middle of an arena with gladiatiors and lions! Kick him in the back as well.

[1] Micelus moves to strike down the pious, but is temporarily blinded by a stray shaft of light reflecting from Draignean's armor! Draignean counterstrikes, [6]-2vs[5] but his fists fail to deal any appreciable damage! Micelus kicks back, [6]-2-1vs[6] his bare feet having even less effect.


The floor of the arena contains a Dagger and a Net. And a Loincloth too, I suppose.

THE LION EATS TONIGHT!

[2] The Eastern Lion leaps at Draignean, [4]vs[2] and its long claws gouge his shoulder, dealing TWO damage!

[4] The Western Lion pounces on Toaster, [6]vs[4] biting his arm and dealing TWO damage!

The Southern Lion swipes at Draignean with a massive paw, [2]+1vs[5], but Draignean rolls away from the attack! The lion appears to lose interest in Draignean...


Spoiler: East Lion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: West Lion (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: South Lion (click to show/hide)

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE- FOR THE EMPEROR! - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional TWO POINTS
COMPLETED OBJECTIVES
FIRST BLOOD - MICELUS

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DRAIGNEAN
Currently: Getting attacked a lot.
HP- 5/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Gladiator Armor
Status- Normal
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SINPWN
Currently: Dealing a whole point of damage!
HP- 8/10
Inventory-  Loincloth, Whip, Dagger, Gladius, Dagger, Javelins(4)
Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Attacking the theists.
HP- 7/11
Inventory- Loincloth, Dagger
Status- Normal
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TOASTER
Currently: Cursing Draignean's armor
HP- 8/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Barbed Trident, Dagger
Status- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Free of the damn net!
HP- 9/10
Inventory- Loincloth, Shield, Dagger, Spear
Status- Normal
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #55 on: November 16, 2011, 08:07:29 pm »

Follow up with two more attacks to Draignean!

Eat trident!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #56 on: November 16, 2011, 08:13:46 pm »

Get the net and throw it at micelus, then throw a javelin at him.
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #57 on: November 16, 2011, 08:16:49 pm »

Grab Dagger from arena floor and stab Toaster in the head!
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #58 on: November 17, 2011, 12:40:30 am »

"Really? The gods have time to protect you but don't have time to protect me? I've spent 12 years training as a priest....DAMN YOU MARS!"

Grab the loincloth and dagger. Throw the loincloth at Sinpwn's face and stab the east lion silly with both daggers at his rear.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2011, 12:48:13 am by micelus »
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Re: Roll to Deathmatch - Round 1, Historically Inaccurate Coliseum!
« Reply #59 on: November 17, 2011, 12:51:26 am »

Get the net, then throw it on Toaster. Impale him with the spear. Then stab him in the heart with my dagger.(flavor)
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