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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7785 on: November 02, 2012, 02:53:16 pm »

Well, I didn't end up voting for myself.

For President of the United States, that is. But as there was only a write-in option for District Commissioner of Preservation of Water and Air...

You're gonna preserve the fuck out of that water and air.
You know it. Let's see them set up fracking operations in NC with me around.
question: is mitt romney pro-internet censorship?
It stands to reason, as he is "pro-business", that he would want to allow internet censorship for profit maximization.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7786 on: November 02, 2012, 02:55:28 pm »

question: is mitt romney pro-internet censorship?
It stands to reason, as he is "pro-business", that he would want to allow internet censorship for profit maximization.

Except for online advertisements, those are [DATA EXPUNGED] FREE SPEECH and shouldn't be touched.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7787 on: November 02, 2012, 02:59:35 pm »

question: is mitt romney pro-internet censorship?
It stands to reason, as he is "pro-business", that he would want to allow internet censorship for profit maximization.

Except for online advertisements, those are [DATA EXPUNGED] FREE SPEECH and shouldn't be touched.

Well money is speech after all. >.>
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7788 on: November 02, 2012, 03:03:16 pm »

Well, I didn't end up voting for myself.

For President of the United States, that is. But as there was only a write-in option for District Commissioner of Preservation of Water and Air...

You're gonna preserve the fuck out of that water and air.
You know it. Let's see them set up fracking operations in NC with me around.

Pssht. if you win, I'll run against you next election, and my attack ad writes itself.

My opponent is supposed to preserve air and water, and yet this camera footage clearly shows him breathing and drinking thousands of times since taking office. Some studies say that if he's re-elected, North Carolina may not even have any air or water left by the end of his term.

Vote RedKing...because your children deserve to breathe too.



THIS MESSAGE PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT REDKING, DASANI WATER, AND THE CANNED AIR CORPORATION.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7789 on: November 02, 2012, 03:05:33 pm »

Well, I didn't end up voting for myself.

For President of the United States, that is. But as there was only a write-in option for District Commissioner of Preservation of Water and Air...

You're gonna preserve the fuck out of that water and air.
You know it. Let's see them set up fracking operations in NC with me around.

Pssht. if you win, I'll run against you next election, and my attack ad writes itself.

My opponent is supposed to preserve air and water, and yet this camera footage clearly shows him breathing and drinking thousands of times since taking office. Some studies say that if he's re-elected, North Carolina may not even have any air or water left by the end of his term.

Vote RedKing...because your children deserve to breathe too.



THIS MESSAGE PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT REDKING, DASANI WATER, AND THE CANNED AIR CORPORATION(Subdivision of Koch Industries).

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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7790 on: November 02, 2012, 03:08:07 pm »

I would totally donate, like, $10 to EACH of your campaigns to see you guys do that next time that office is up for reelection. Craziest attack ads ever over the most ridiculous things.

Ooooh...and you can get into a huge debate over the perils of dihydrogen oxide pollution in the air!
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7791 on: November 02, 2012, 03:11:57 pm »

I would totally donate, like, $10 to EACH of your campaigns to see you guys do that next time that office is up for reelection. Craziest attack ads ever over the most ridiculous things.

Ooooh...and you can get into a huge debate over the perils of dihydrogen oxide pollution in the air!

I dunno, MHS attack ads might involve a literal punch in the face.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7792 on: November 02, 2012, 03:12:10 pm »

question: is mitt romney pro-internet censorship?

He denounced SOPA, but one of his two reasons was that it was "too expensive", so that's probably the big one, with him being a "money is for millionaires, not the government" type.

He also said he would "demand rigorous enforcement of anti-pornography laws if elected president", which basically amounts to internet censorship and institutionalized sexual control.

I think it's completely reasonable to guess he would sign a internet-censoring bill, but maybe that's because I think Republicans in general tend to do stupid shit like that.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7793 on: November 02, 2012, 03:14:46 pm »

If Romney was elected and tried to enforce anti-porn laws, I'd put money on some sort of sex scandal surfacing before his term was up. It just seems to be the natural cycle for the American Right.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7794 on: November 02, 2012, 03:20:18 pm »

right.

I hate him more.

also, he's a Mormon. I'm going to assume that he follows the bible, same as other Christian denominations.
he appears to be the kind of guy that wouldn't care if the poor get poorer, so long as the rich get richer.

is he really a Mormon, or is he just saying that?

There hasn't been a major Christian Republican (i.e. 99.999% of Republicans) from any denomination in twenty years who has actually given a fuck about the various verses about wealth. All they need the Bible for is feeling good about themselves and defending their homophobia.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7795 on: November 02, 2012, 03:24:35 pm »

right.

I hate him more.

also, he's a Mormon. I'm going to assume that he follows the bible, same as other Christian denominations.
he appears to be the kind of guy that wouldn't care if the poor get poorer, so long as the rich get richer.

is he really a Mormon, or is he just saying that?

There hasn't been a major Christian Republican (i.e. 99.999% of Republicans) from any denomination in twenty years who has actually given a fuck about the various verses about wealth. All they need the Bible for is feeling good about themselves and defending their homophobia.

I would just like to suggest again that we go around to churches this Sunday to raise awareness about the Bible passages that bash covetousness and the rich.
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7796 on: November 02, 2012, 03:26:03 pm »

Mormons do embrace the protestant work ethic

So if you don't work hard enough to be successful and therefore glorify god, it means you are NOT glorifying god.

right.

I hate him more.

also, he's a Mormon. I'm going to assume that he follows the bible, same as other Christian denominations.
he appears to be the kind of guy that wouldn't care if the poor get poorer, so long as the rich get richer.

is he really a Mormon, or is he just saying that?

There hasn't been a major Christian Republican (i.e. 99.999% of Republicans) from any denomination in twenty years who has actually given a fuck about the various verses about wealth. All they need the Bible for is feeling good about themselves and defending their homophobia.

I would just like to suggest again that we go around to churches this Sunday to raise awareness about the Bible passages that bash covetousness and the rich.

You ever get that pamphlet designed?
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7797 on: November 02, 2012, 03:33:59 pm »

There's actually some history in the mormon church of collectivist communities, but none of them ended very well :X
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7798 on: November 02, 2012, 03:35:33 pm »

Mormons do embrace the protestant work ethic

So if you don't work hard enough to be successful and therefore glorify god, it means you are NOT glorifying god.

right.

I hate him more.

also, he's a Mormon. I'm going to assume that he follows the bible, same as other Christian denominations.
he appears to be the kind of guy that wouldn't care if the poor get poorer, so long as the rich get richer.

is he really a Mormon, or is he just saying that?

There hasn't been a major Christian Republican (i.e. 99.999% of Republicans) from any denomination in twenty years who has actually given a fuck about the various verses about wealth. All they need the Bible for is feeling good about themselves and defending their homophobia.

I would just like to suggest again that we go around to churches this Sunday to raise awareness about the Bible passages that bash covetousness and the rich.

You ever get that pamphlet designed?

Paste this into OpenOffice or whatever word processor you use (try to avoid using Notepad though, as it won't show bolded or underlined text)

Spoiler: Anti-Romney Tract (click to show/hide)

This is more or less final. For this tract at any rate. I might tweak the formatting a bit more, but it's pretty decent as is.
(BTW, If you want to save paper a lot of printers can be set to print four mini-pages {which you could then cut out} per sheet of paper. Just remember to paste the pamphlet in four times with page breaks in-between if you do that)

EDIT:
I still need an illustrator for my other idea of depicting Romney as the damned rich man in Luke 16:19-26
Spoiler: Luke 16:19-26 (click to show/hide)

EDIT:

On a related note, a partial reference guide to anti-wealth/anti-greed bible verses:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 02, 2012, 03:42:07 pm by Bohandas »
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Re: American Election Megathread
« Reply #7799 on: November 02, 2012, 03:37:29 pm »

There's actually some history in the mormon church of collectivist communities, but none of them ended very well :X
A man and his eight wives do not a collective make.  :P

Romney's grandparents actually were members of a Mormon commune in Mexico.
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