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What's your opinion on the SCP-foundation

It's cool to read.
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It's kind of obtuse.
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Pretensious
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Stop ripping it off, Kitten, you hack.
- 12 (24.5%)
No
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Author Topic: You are Patient Zero  (Read 189318 times)

Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #765 on: June 30, 2012, 07:56:10 am »

Fallout:Equestria:Freindship is Magic, would be so cool. It would be full of magical mutant ponies!
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #766 on: June 30, 2012, 04:53:58 pm »

Fallout: Equestria: Friendship Never Changes would be the better title.
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #767 on: June 30, 2012, 06:18:44 pm »

Fallout: Equestria: Friendship Never Changes would be the better title.
That is so true, I'm ashamed I didn't think of that first.
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #768 on: July 01, 2012, 04:03:37 am »

It's an existing fic ya know. It's really good and considered legendary on Equestria Daily. The recursive fic Project Horizons is also pretty good, being a bit darker.

You all go to the back of the warehouse and see multiple tables and chairs. They look really nice.
Like 'em? They were in the truck I took. The driver was the first batch of meat.
Some of the zombies are sitting on the floor. Not enough chairs for everyone it seems.
Snowflake is sitting on two chairs at the same time while chewing on a portion three times the size of normal zombies.

You and the children sit down while Diane gives an order to some of the zombies who have already eaten.
They return a short while later with some barbecued meat.
Diane sits across from you on the table with her own slab of meat.
'Yknow, we really should get some forks and knives for this. Plates too. But nevermind that.
How are you holding up?
She asks with a smile that could melt butter.

AWWWW SHIT GUYS CONVERSATIONS. I MUST BE SATAN.


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy:Fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Peckish
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 78 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit broad side of barn.(Going...)
Safe-house security: 3

Allies:Diane Pie.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #769 on: July 01, 2012, 08:43:57 am »

Go pratice with one of the cops guns.
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Weirdsound

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #770 on: July 01, 2012, 11:26:41 am »

Take some gun pratice. Load some horde into the truck. Go wait for our Dr. Friend.
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Kitten Snot

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #771 on: July 01, 2012, 12:12:15 pm »

No conversation?
You still have quite some time left before your gun experience goes down a single level.
In case you haven't noticed I'm really doing a Monty Haul thing here. If i was a mean DM you would have died a long time ago.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #772 on: July 01, 2012, 02:38:23 pm »

Thank for keeping us alive but we should increase of gun level, bitting is good to kil people but we could make hollow points with the bio bomb fluid inside if we get the right materials.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #773 on: July 02, 2012, 11:32:01 am »

I do believe that we need to find a way to make her a smart zombie. She is an amoral, soulless killing machine/cannibal and would be an excellent zombie queen.

Anyway, describe to her our plan to grab some actors at the pediatric doctor's to see if she has any input. Ask about the standard SWAT team response time (a topic I'm sure that she knows quite a bit about) and what conditions the police here are usually prepared for.

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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #774 on: July 02, 2012, 06:13:07 pm »

Well, remembering our last in counter with Da'Fuzz's swat we should be prepared to coming from behind quietly.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #775 on: July 03, 2012, 04:35:14 am »

During dinner you chat with Diane about some more practical things.
First off, you ask what the police in this town are prepared for. She explains that due to some of the things found in this town the police force has many many people working for them. A lot joined due to some monsters killing their family members.
You also ask for the standard SWAT reaction time. She explains that due to the fact that SWAT is mainly used to contain some of the monsters they react rather slow.
They are much better equipped and trained though.

You explain the plan about visiting the child doctor. Her expression visibly darkens.
I... know the doctor there. Please,Bring. him. to. me. The rage in her voice is enough to make some of the actors move away a bit.
I need to have some fun with him.She quickly says through clenched teeth.
Can i ask why?
He did things to me... I can't talk about it. Just get him for me. Please. She starts crying slighty.

You decide to escape from the amazingly awkward conversation by saying you need to get some gun practice.
She started breathing heavely and is right now staring at a wall with a distraught expression.
Snowflake and some actors walk over and attempt to comfort her.
You walk away to go play with your gun. You monster.

You grab some nearby debris and start training for a while.
You hit 17 targets and use up 30 bullets.
You can shoot best when calm and aiming carefully.
In a combat situation you could be in a bit more trouble.Training helped a bit either way.

Now what?


Stats:
Health: Unhurt
Energy:Fine
Infectivity 30%
Hunger: Fed
Durability level 2
Inventory:8 Biobombs. 28 worms. one 357. magnum, 48 357. bullets,
Gun experience: Can hit stuff.
Safe-house security: 3

Allies:Diane Pie.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2012, 12:50:15 pm by Kitten Snot »
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #776 on: July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am »

Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #777 on: July 03, 2012, 10:34:28 am »

Shit, we need to get this dude, we might actually get people on our side by getting him killed.
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #778 on: July 03, 2012, 12:37:42 pm »

Ask Diane how long she will need to have fun with the doctor. If it is not to long, or if she can wait to torment him until our job is complete, our plan should be as follows:

1: Enter the doctors office
2: Force everybody into the back at gunpoint, or drag them back with a brute. Try to keep the waiting room clean
3: Kill/Infect everybody in the back, keeping the waiting room clean. Take the Doctor alive for Diane
4: Have Diane steal a nurse outfit and man the front desk. Have her greet incoming patients and lead them to the back to be processed. Do this for the rest of the business day or until the cops get wind of our scheme.
5: If nesscecary, blast our way past the police with bio-bombs.
« Last Edit: July 03, 2012, 12:39:41 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: You are Patient Zero
« Reply #779 on: July 03, 2012, 01:33:38 pm »

Diane: Wear the nurse outfit, be the fanservice character.
Diane: Be terrifying while doing so.

Also Zecro, she isn't a necrophiliac, she has stated that she prefers to play with her prey while they're still struggling.
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